Dammit Dashie, go back to Twilight, or better yet, find a nice cloud to camp out on, and stop doing things. Especially near construction equipment. And kitchens. And sewing materials. And moving companies. And books. I can imagine a paper cut hitting a major artery or something, and her not noticing until too late.
Also, where is all this mass coming from? Also also, will Luna/some astronomy nuts be upset that someone arranged a rainbow meteor shower?
And I though I was unlucky... That would be quitte fun actually , always wondering how you are going to die next. 2 Idea : Spawnkill , for 2 or 3 hours. 2 - She somehow kill herself (not that hard ) and is then killed as she respawn by the corpse falling from somewhere.
Pinkie Pie finds out about Dashie's condition and asks if she would kindly come down to the basement and help her act out a strange dream she's been having.
Well, Fluttershy needs therapy now. I kept thinking, what if somepony is outside, just watching all these corpses fly through the window? And it was hilarious. (Incidentally, she gets hit by the bathtub and all her organs come out her "abdomen"?
was just thinking how hilarious it would be if celestia and luna came by to see if twilight knew anything about the random shooting stars and twilight pulls out the book and celestia turns to luna and says "hey luna, guess who found your diary"
The relief turned to confusion when only a small gurgle made its way out of her mouth.
Why is relief looking at me?
“Guess I didn’t hear you the rest of your instructions.”
Probably should be "Guess I didn't hear the rest of your instructions" without the "you" or "Guess I didn't you say the rest of your instructions."
I was wondering if Rainbow Dash was going to need flesh to fed her hunger, being undead or needing to fuel her abilities to keep her strong but then I remembered that she has an unlimited amount of meat with her at all times. Unless when she does eat the food stays in the old body when she dies so she will die from hunger if she doesn't get time to absorb it? Or maybe Rainbow Dash is being Rainbow Dash and Death is just leaving tasty treats as bait to draw her in.
Dash is totally going to starve to death isn't she. also, poor fluttershy.
Throwing the bodies into the well. Yep, because nopony will ever check in there.
Oh, this is great! Like a sitcom written by Jeffrey Dahmer.
1987351 Not to mention that I'm fairly sure that that is a great way to poison their water supply.
Great to see it up. Also, I really loved Fluttershy's reaction. :D
man, Rainbow Dash just can't catch a break can she? and AJ's house is in a VERY Sorry state, and she's gonna get caught sooner or later.
Dammit Dashie, go back to Twilight, or better yet, find a nice cloud to camp out on, and stop doing things.
Especially near construction equipment. And kitchens. And sewing materials. And moving companies. And books. I can imagine a paper cut hitting a major artery or something, and her not noticing until too late.
Also, where is all this mass coming from? Also also, will Luna/some astronomy nuts be upset that someone arranged a rainbow meteor shower?
1987376 You sir win the internet.
If things keep going the way they are she'll probably end up getting caught. I'm loving this story so far.
This sounds like a normal day Mario has.
yay carnage
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to do a farce properly. Brilliant.
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the cloud would zap her, disappear while she was sleeping, or turn into a tornado and tear her to shreds...
and and obviously the law of conservation of energy does not apply in the equestrian universe (ya' know, magic and stuff)
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She tried to simply SLEEP, and died. With the luck she has now, another experimental lightning bolt will hit her and they'll find the body.
And I though I was unlucky...
That would be quitte fun actually , always wondering how you are going to die next.
2 Idea : Spawnkill , for 2 or 3 hours.
2 - She somehow kill herself (not that hard ) and is then killed as she respawn by the corpse falling from somewhere.
Okay, you got me, I'm completely hooked.
This story is awesome!
This is the sickest, most morbidly graphic story I've read in a long time...
And I absolutely love it. I couldn't stop laughing or imagining what I'd do if I had the same 'curse'.
I'm thinking slit my own throat and start selling my own organs. I wonder if you're allowed to do that on the black market...
This is perhaps the most different story I have ever heard and i am loving every minute of it.
Pinkie Pie finds out about Dashie's condition and asks if she would kindly come down to the basement and help her act out a strange dream she's been having.
So many things can go wrong in sugar cube corner. They have one big oven.
this story I frigging funny
If she continues to get more molecularly unstable she is gonna explode into blood or something
Well, Fluttershy needs therapy now. I kept thinking, what if somepony is outside, just watching all these corpses fly through the window? And it was hilarious.
(Incidentally, she gets hit by the bathtub and all her organs come out her "abdomen"?
This is an absolute masterpiece of black humour and is right up my street in terms of comedy.
I'm completely and utterly hooked!
Dash next thing you know AJ will go to get water out the well and instead of getting a bucket of water she will get a bucket of organs and guts!
And finally we get to the amputation. Awesome.
When her hoof was gone, I thought of Winona. But Fluttershy is a good ending for this chapter instead.
2003755 Hello, fellow troper!
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She already got killed by one of her corpses, just after she convinced the dragon to leave.
Might wanna fix that little typo there.
Otherwise... Damn. I’m glued to this fic like a Rainbow Dash on flypaper.
Where has this story been all my life?
was just thinking how hilarious it would be if celestia and luna came by to see if twilight knew anything about the random shooting stars and twilight pulls out the book and celestia turns to luna and says
"hey luna, guess who found your diary"
I think that if I found her bodies, I would put them up in awkward positions... like kissing eachother. I know, wierd right, but funny to me.
I think if Dash doesn't get some food soon, that she'll have the curse removed and she'll die of hunger. Don't want that.
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Death via hunger can take weeks. Death via dehydration about 3 days depending on the conditions. She's in no danger.
Am I the only one that has a feeling Dash is going to die BELOW Sugarcube Corner, if you know what I mean
Damn.... this is like Final Destination, but actually good.
MLP meets Space Quest Series meets Final Destination.
I better finish reading and find out if/when the secret comes out...
"Now, if only I can stay alive for five min-"
*-Is crushed by random boulder.*
[DASH WILL RESPAWN IN 5...]
This is so bucking funny! It's gross enough at parts but it's usually so hilarious that I don't mind that much.
Not only does she die frequently. She's also made of Plasticine!
Why is relief looking at me?
Probably should be "Guess I didn't hear the rest of your instructions" without the "you" or "Guess I didn't you say the rest of your instructions."
I was wondering if Rainbow Dash was going to need flesh to fed her hunger, being undead or needing to fuel her abilities to keep her strong but then I remembered that she has an unlimited amount of meat with her at all times. Unless when she does eat the food stays in the old body when she dies so she will die from hunger if she doesn't get time to absorb it? Or maybe Rainbow Dash is being Rainbow Dash and Death is just leaving tasty treats as bait to draw her in.
This is Dark Soul's up in here.
>>GAPDashie
The future
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Kaputt is german, kaput is english.
for the love of celestia RD go to twilight s and lock your self in a room and dont move
4913110 With a bit of luck, we'll get a nice domino chain going. BIGGER RUBE GOLDBERG!!
Man, by the end that just got utterly and completely ridiculous...
And I love it!
Fluttershy was probably my favourite moment.
why do I feel like pinkie is going to cupcake dash?
Okay, this just got too silly. This is rube Goldberg level of details leading to her body's death.