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April Fools Chapter - Wolf and Surprises

Archivist's Notation: This was surprisingly challenging to write. Enjoy and post comments.

---Apples and Wheat---

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
― William Shakespeare, As You Like It

---Wolf and Surprises---

Pinkie Pie made me do this!

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!

There's youtube to watch, buuuut you gotta find them links down below!

Spice and Wolf, Season 2, Episode 1. No season 1 because youtube is bakas and won't let me embed.

STRETCHING WITH HOLO!

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

Turn on captions to see English subtitles.

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

Author's Note:

Here have a link for Spice and Wolf Season 1 and 2 on youtube, watch it before it's gone! Also have a link to the entire Season 1 soundtrack of Spice and Wolf on youtube.

I'm going back to sleep.

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Southpaw

Southpaw #2 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

Sweet. Thank you!

sadron

sadron #3 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

Alchemo Arrow

Alchemo Arrow #4 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

*sigh* I sort of expected this. Also, rather sadly, the link to the playlist of episodes is incomplete, episode 3 and 4 are private and episode 5 isn't there.

Chaotic Mind

Chaotic Mind #5 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

Are you trying to break my computer with all those .gif images???

HAPPY APRIL FOAL'S DAY EVERYONE!!!

TheAlmightySage

TheAlmightySage #6 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

2354551
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2354584
Mayhaps.

Alchemo Arrow

Alchemo Arrow #7 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

2354598 What? When I logged on an hour ago I had 34 feed notifications, and all but two of them were April fools pranks/jokes. And I saw this after all those others so I'm a little laughed out. Nice idea though, posting it as a chapter, now everyone who clicks to go here from the front page are liable to see it. And nice choice of clips, they were rather entertaining.
Also, I agree with 2354584 , as soon as I opened the new chapter in another tab Firefox's memory usage jumped up by about a gigabyte. So you pranked both me and my laptop. nice

(also, pranked is apparently not a real word. very surprising.)

Cast-Iron Caryatid

Cast-Iron Caryatid #8 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

2329458>>2329694
It's not quite as simple as saying there's no "L" in Japanese. There's no "R," either. There's only ら, り, る, れ and ろ (or ラ, リ, ル, レ and ロ in katakana.) The sounds those characters refer to is actually more of a combination of "R" and "L" that involves rolling the tongue. It's true they're usually represented by ra, ri, ru, re and ro when romanized, but the alternatives can be valid, depending on context. In the case of a name, it's pretty much up to the original author (or the company they work for) to provide an official romanization.

TheAlmightySage

TheAlmightySage #9 · Apr 1st, 2013 · 1 · ·

2354638
Okay, I take back the disapproval look.
However, yeah this idea is a bit unoriginal, BUT it would not leave my head and finally got the green light when I started hearing Pinkie Pie's voice going: "Do it! You know you wanna! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! etc, etc."

TheAlmightySage

TheAlmightySage #10 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

2354645
Yeah, hence me going with Holo over Horo.

Zer0prototype

Zer0prototype #11 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

You sir are a terrible person. I am personally ashamed to acknowledge your existence by giving into your foolery. Well done.

Alchemo Arrow

Alchemo Arrow #12 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

2354660 Lol, I know the feeling.

DJ Discharge

DJ Discharge #13 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

I only have one thing to say in response to this chapter...

ROFLMAO!!!

Cynnful Threads

Cynnful Threads #14 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

Sweet Celestia...All the Pinkies...they broke my Chrome!

Max

Max #15 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

I laughed, i laughed more than i should had...

Djerid

Djerid #16 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

this chapter motivated me to watch the first two episodes of spice&wolf....

you have made my life better.....

BrackMadar

BrackMadar #17 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

i know how Twilight feels seeing that Blu-ray box set of Spice & Wolf
s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/186/623/71876%20-%20crazy%20twilight_sparkle%20vector.png?1318728411

dammit, totally got me Sage it was so funny i opened the chapter so many hours ago and finally now i was gonna read it to finish my day and bam, right in the face
oh you big teaser

Bazing

Bazing #18 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

you sly bastard... I'm gonna start watching that series now, what's it called? Spice and Wolf or something?

Piquo Pie

Piquo Pie #19 · Apr 1st, 2013 · 4 · ·

This is why I hate April fools. Stuck at work for 12 hours with nothing to do and the story updates are all bs.

YorkBrony

YorkBrony #20 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

Props on the deceptively full-length joke chapter!

fedback

fedback #21 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

I hate you TT.

Nah, i lvoe you. Thanks to you i am reading the novels :D and i cant believe i still love them as much as i used to XD. Exept the first one GODAMN BAD GRAMMAR. By any chance do you know what does the anime cover?

Seether00

Seether00 #22 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

2355777

There are novels of anime?

fedback

fedback #23 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

2355890
There is an anime, about the novels. The novels were first.

http://www.yenpress.com/spice-and-wolf-novel/

TheAlmightySage

TheAlmightySage #24 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

2355525
I know I'm a terrible pony and I should feel horrible.

BUT I DON'T!!

fim016

fim016 #25 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

funny april's fools

AggroViking

AggroViking #26 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

this made chrome crash...

Themaskedferret

Themaskedferret #27 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

Eh...kinda mean. Still like your fics but this felt unkind. and not Pinkie-ish

digiz

digiz #28 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

Was hoping that it was posted after midday so I could grumble about it, but it was posted in the morning

Steben

Steben #29 · Apr 1st, 2013 · 1 · ·

Does every single author have to do this? ..put off the chapter for a bit and really wanted to read it.

TheAlmightySage

TheAlmightySage #30 · Apr 1st, 2013 · · ·

2358590
Chill man. The real deal will be up in a week, assuming my editors don't go all FUS RO DAH on me.

CometandAqua

CometandAqua #31 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · · ·

Something seemed off about the title, and you made my iPod derp just by viewing it. Bravo.

SakuraAyanami

SakuraAyanami #32 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · · ·

so after "reading" this interesting chapter I had no other option but go out and see all over again season 2 of spice & wolf and I couldn't stop wondering if you'll ever make a reference about Lawrence and his relationship with Holo, that it's if you're like me that reads the novels and through digging in the interwebs found out how their story ends

SakuraAyanami

SakuraAyanami #33 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · · ·

2355777 the anime cover from book 1 to 5, but they skip 4

TheAlmightySage

TheAlmightySage #34 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · · ·

2361627
So far it's passing references, but there might, might, be a strong reference later on. If ya catch my drift.

SakuraAyanami

SakuraAyanami #35 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · · ·

2361791 awesome!

Autism Man

Autism Man #36 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · · ·

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fedback

fedback #37 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · · ·

2361627 If you say it, it will not matter were live, hide or run. I will find you and kill you.

fedback

fedback #38 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · · ·

2361634 Eyup, just finished novel six. I dont want to start seven because is the last one in english TT, and i dont want to run out of material.

TheAlmightySage

TheAlmightySage #39 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · · ·

2362553
Easy killer.

2363028
Wow. Thanks!

SakuraAyanami

SakuraAyanami #40 · Apr 3rd, 2013 · · ·

2362560 I know the feeling seeing as I have been following the novels since before they were announce in the US

I also intentionally left out what happened at the end because I figure that they are people that don't want to be spoiled

tigrean

tigrean #41 · Apr 3rd, 2013 · · ·

That was seriously demented but I thought it was hilarious But I want MOAR If you don't mind

fedback

fedback #42 · Apr 3rd, 2013 · · ·

2365375 Lucky us the eight novel comes out this mont, unlucky us is the first part of a two part story TT

TheAlmightySage

TheAlmightySage #43 · Apr 3rd, 2013 · · ·

2365791
Give me a week.

SakuraAyanami

SakuraAyanami #44 · Apr 3rd, 2013 · 1 · ·

2366221 Yeah the 6 month cliffhanger wait is going to be a bitch but then again I convince myself long ago that as long as they keep coming out I don't mind the wait. (I have suffer from the canceled light novels syndrome after tokyo pop went down and with it all of it's licences )

Vynn the Ocarinist

Vynn the Ocarinist #45 · Apr 5th, 2013 · · ·

my response: you are an ass. You are an ass. WHERE IS IT!? HE IS THERE! THERE IS THE ASS!

...You are forgiven.

TheAlmightySage

TheAlmightySage #46 · Apr 8th, 2013 · · ·

2393756
Typo location please?

The Lost Winchester

The Lost Winchester #47 · Apr 10th, 2013 · · ·

TROLOLOLOL Nice detail

Tensemasterhalo

Tensemasterhalo #48 · Apr 10th, 2013 · · ·

I wanted to get to the end of all of the chapters before I commented, all of this is so great!
The way you portray Holo is very close to the actual show; quick wits, prideful, and her mischievousness that would make even trollsteia jealous and yet at some points reminded of how lonely and depressed she can be when talk of death comes up.
Oh, and before I forget, as I was reading it reminded me that when she comments on herself in the third person, "Holo the wise wolf", it reminded me a bit of "the great and powerful Trixie" but Holo's is way more better