Damn you.

I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL VIOLENTLY RAPE YOU. YOU WILL FEEL THE PAIN THAT BEST PONY HAS SUFFERED. YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.

Sweet Celestia! What....Da....Buck....Derpy too!? I think I'm done reading this.... Sorry

5 minutes later...

*derpy looks at the broken table and sees the squashed cupcakes*
Oh hey, cupcakes *she forgets instantly*

EDIT: Gah, I meant muffins. Sorry.

Oh...

I'll be your friend, Derpy. We don't have do anything sexual.

>It's a beautiful day. The sun is shining.

you're gonna wanna remove the greentext indicator here as well

Derpy to thats just wrong but I couldn't help but laugh after reading this

(shiver) Ill somehow see this through to the end. damn this is freaking dark