• Member Since 31st May, 2012
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Jack-Pony


Like a dragon, most of my time is spent hibernating, then pure terror. Also horse words.

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An irreverent satire of one human, one backyard, & one pony.
The question that has long been pondered by the greatest minds, will now be answered...
Wat Do?

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 32 )
AJ

What are you, MLP wiki? :scootangel::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

Haha! Personally I liked the story for its sheer lack of seriousness. I like how the narrator and the author argued incessantly, and the vocabulary was pretty good. All I will say is that this should be looked over for a few grammar mistakes. I'm giving it a like ^^

Nice use of the character tags.

what the fuck...........

asuvhiw ODVSNPDVOH WUDYpoHI iohgfJUGFHohg-9hw
(I have only one coherent response to this)
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1679865 Sorry bro, I had to...

1679904 I wrote this in the hour leading up to Sat's episode, with minimal proof-reading. If you'd like to send me a PM with any you noticed I'd be grateful!

1679919 I suppose I should add a Pinkie Tag shouldn't I...?

1680178>>1680192 Yep, I am an irreverent bastard...its true.

1680424 I am Jack pony and I approve this message! :rainbowlaugh:

1681195
Not actually saying that typos are anyone's fault really, they just happen. Trust me, I'm surprised at how many I didn't see compared to mine, which are always riddled with typos. I'll send you a PM with the ones I can remember.

1681195 P.S. Dat chapter name....
VERY nice spelling on brix!:rainbowlaugh:

1683098 I should, shouldn't I? :trixieshiftright:

This is the BEST possible story I have ever read, I cannot await it's sequel and should be featured soon!

Thank you for writing this, you are the best author I have ever had the honor of reading their works. I shall be awaiting your next story soon!

1684229 You do realize what this means, right? Now I Will write a sequel.

1684291:fluttercry:
TT_TT My hopes and dreams....all crushed because of you...I don't know how I can live like this *flips table over*
I don't know what to do with my life anymore...:raritycry:
I just can't take this prejudice discrimination in my life *gets drunk*:raritydespair:

and *hic* I think you have an ugly tie

*dies*

1684311 I don't wear ties, so obviously the person strangling you isn't me.
At least that makes me feel better.
I really wish I had a spiffy tie though... You! The guy strangling my friend? Hey? Can I have that tie when you're done?

1684360
>is dead

>cannot reply

>y u so crazy?


> :rainbowlaugh:

> I'm glad that's over

1684431 It is never over...... :pinkiecrazy:

1684431 Don't die on me! I still need my cover art... you can die afterwards :pinkiehappy:

This story is just :pinkiecrazy:. I love it. The only advice I have is cabbage.

1687929 Cabbage? :rainbowhuh:
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:pinkiecrazy:

I am still completely flabbergasted that this is getting likes, but more than that, it is getting favorites! What is wrong with you people!? :pinkiegasp:

1688683 Do you really want me to answer that:pinkiecrazy:

1688909 You know, at this point, I feel I have very little left to lose... :ajbemused:

1687929
Speaking of which...after my computer died...I managed to recover the originals to my art and I shall be working as much as possible to finish as soon as I can.

I really apologize for taking so long...I really didn't expect that to happen.

and don't worry...after I finish that picture I am planning on committing seppuku anyways :applejackconfused:

1691774 Ain't no need to apologize, feces doth occur. I found a decent place holder until you're done.

I'm not sure whether or not to sigh in disgust or crack a small whimsical smile.

Doing both is just earning me stares.

1709605 I'd appreciate knowing which you finally chose? This is sort of a social experiment of mine...

As for the other half, let them stare... :pinkiecrazy:

1710505

Both. S'why I got stares.

Let me just summarize my reaction in the most simple and well thought out way I can...

ahem...

lol.

1907786 When I list something as 'Random' you can be assured it's random!
...but thanks. :pinkiehappy:

1908306 what the fuck was that!?!

2996420 My lawyer has informed me to refer all such statements to my last comment... 1908306

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