Derpy is pretty cold. Derpy needs to get warm fast. What in the world will Derpy do to get warm?
This story was co-written by myself and Lupus (Mardalf) Avius
It is the result of several long and grueling years to craft the perfect clop-fic, while still only requiring a Teen rating. Every word has been carefully chosen and analysed to create the greatest most well written story on the face of the earth.
The sequel coming soon.
guaranteed to be at least 30 times more perfect than this one.
Expect it.
Chapters (1)
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The story we were all waiting for.
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Well, I have to admit, that was pretty spectacular.
Mhm.
All I can say is: wat.
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He's back!
1670695 And my blood pressure's through the roof. You know what that means!
TIME TO MAKE SOME NEW AUTHORS CRY.
I got hard. Well done.
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Did you see that flame war on My Lil' Vinyl?
If not, check that shit out here.
Sorry sir, but this story needs to be condemned
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1670723 I'm staying the fuck outta that. I'll probably end up channeling my rage too hard and making someone burst into flames.
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I was pretty involved in that.
It wasn't pretty.
At one point it dissolved to some idiot talking about how we are wasting money posting out comments and something about Microsoft's servers.
I like to describe the sides of that fight as the good, the bad, and the stupid.
>Goes onto story
>sees comment on how bad it is
>MFW
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EDIT:
Ok, so I went in to the story...
...
Anyone here have a spare bottle of brain bleach?
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MLV was glorious, if only because of the comments. I do believe I dramatically read a few of those comments on Skype. Namely, faithful brony's.
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Don't even get me started.
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I have it featured on my page.
I misread the title. I thought was supposed to blow up.
Fun Fact:
Originally this story was only about 350 words long. From when Derpy started to shiver in tremors up till the next to last paragraph was written by me as filler, just because I was bored and I needed to have something to reach the 1000 word minimum.
Lolwut. Dafuq did i just read?
I could sum it up in one sentence. Feeling chilly, derpy went looking for a source of warmth, but decided last minute to go back home an d blow herself
WHAT. THE. BUCK. DID. I. JUST. READ? lol #textevolution