Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics

by Nonagon

The Secret Ingredient

"Enjoy your milkshakes," Spike said as he handed the drinks out. "They've got a... secret ingredient, if you know what I mean."

Twilight stared as the dragon wiggled what, on a pony, would have been eyebrows. "Spike, are you still mad that we threw out your comic books? Because I already told you-"

"What?" Spike froze. "No! Sheesh, Twilight. I just meant that I made them with love."

"Oh... That's good to hear. Thank you, Spike." She took a sip.

"And also spiders."

Comments

[Karna]

Yeah, he's still mad.

[GameKnut]

Note to self: spiders are an acceptable substitute and/or complement for love.
Hm. Now I'm wondering if eating insects or bugs would be acceptable to ponies...

[Xuncu]

Pwnt.

2849602 - If ya eat grass and stuff, you're prolly gonna have to expect a cricket or something every now and then.

[yrfoxtaur]

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Acceptable or not, they probably do it all the time, since bugs can be found in your vegetables, and people swallow wayward spiders in their sleep.

[Kage no Brony]

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"Hey, man, heard you hate flies. You don't mind if I set up shop over here in this small corner of your house and help get rid of the fuckers, do ya?"

[Kage no Brony]

"I just made it with love. And spiders. Black Widows, specifically. Yeah, you might want to head for the hospital before that kicks in."

[Wing Zero 032]

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SOON EQUESTRIA WILL BEGIN TO HUNT AND EAT CHANGELINGS!!!

[Regidar]

OH GOD
MY SIDES

[RedvsBlue327]

Yay, I caught up! Now I have to wait like everybody else...

Yipee...

[Princess Glitzy]

Oh, god. My mind went to a bad place.

...made with love.

special ingredient

Do I have to spell it out for you? Can't you see what I'm referring to? Unique, this story is because it made my mind go to a weird place with simple words. My brain is odd.

[Super Trampoline]

Among the greatest of last lines in the modern pony collection.

[pinkiepie4th]

Well, as long as it wasn't snakes.....

[Themaskedferret]

Pfft. Spiders improve everything.

[Cold in Gardez]

This seems like a good way to test people to find out what their character is really like.

I mean, in the same sense that dissection will also teach you what people are made of. Likewise not recommended.

[Titanium Dragon]

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See, that's why we do vivisection these days. Dissection is so... final.

[PresentPerfect]

That punchline. :D