Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics

by Nonagon

Trapped for a thousand beers

"Go to your room!" Celestia yelled, pointing skyward. "And don't come down until you've drunk the whole thing!"

"And it took her that long?" Twilight gasped.

"What can I say?" Celestia shrugged, taking another sip of her wine. "If she hates alcohol so much, she shouldn't have tried to break into a brewery."

Comments

[Night Sky]

shortest one yet. best one yet.

[Pinkie Primus]

The existence of these tales pleases me greatly.

[Shader]

I still love these little things.

[Slateblu1]

*chuckle* that was enjoyable. Please continue with these.
WOOT!!! A NEW ONE!!!

[Xuncu]

The paaaaaaaaaaathy, will LASH, FUREVHURRRRBARF!!

[Regidar]

Buckets of cum. BUCKETS.

[The Rarispy]

She's probably so intolerant to alcohol that every sip sent her into a 100-year hangover.

Shit must've been insane.

[The Princess Rarity]

...... wat.

[Sir Wubsington]

Nonagon. . .What did I just read.

[Wisher]

I don't get it :/ Love all the other short fics tho! You, sir, have had a genius idea

[Krass McWriter]

LAWL

[pinkiepie4th]

On the plus side, her tolerance should be much higher now. PARTY ON