1. Published 31st Dec 2011
  2. 12,937 Views, 128 Comments

Trixie's Favourite Pony - Blueshift


Trixie has met the most beautiful pony ever - Trixie

Featured In6

Registered users don't see these ads
  • ...
 128
 12,937
Click a paragraph to save bookmark

Trixie offered a coy smile to the beautiful filly who sat across the table from her. She gave a flick of her hair and raised a glass. "Trixie never thought she would meet a pony as wonderful as you" she pouted. Her partner raised a glass at the same time.

Trixie clinked the glass against the mirror, which was propped against the chair on the opposite side of the table. "Oh Trixie!" she swooned. "I should have done this sooner!" She blushed. Her reflection blushed. This was the greatest date she had ever been on.

With a passionate swipe of her hoof, she knocked away the table, throwing herself at her reflection. Her reflection did the same. That was what she liked about herself, she thought: she was always good at doing what she wanted. "Oh Trixie, take me now!"

She started to kiss her reflection. Her kiss was a bit harder and flatter and colder than she had expected, but it was still good. She wrapped her hooves about the mirror and leant in. "Oh Trixie!" she gasped. "I've always loved you, from the moment I saw you!" The mirror looked back lovingly and returned the statement.

"I couldn't imagine anything better than this, my love!" she softly purred to the mirror. Her horn started to softly glow, and then, there was a tapping on her shoulder.

"Oh really?" smiled Trixie as she stood behind Trixie. Trixie recoiled. So did her reflection.

The second Trixie grinned smugly. "Oh Trixie. I'm a magical clone, created by your love for the most perfect unicorn in existence - you!" Trixie leaned in to embrace Trixie, who kissed her deeply back. They leant against the mirror, and Trixie's reflection joined in the three-way hug.

"This is really the best!" Trixie cried. "Me and two favourite ponies: me and me!"

At this point, the door to Trixie's caravan crashed open. "STOP TRIXIE, I AM HERE FROM THE FUTURE TO STOP YOU ACCIDENTLY KILLING YOUR MOTHER!" Standing in the doorway was Trixie, but older, her hair longer and whiter, more years visible on her face.

She stood awkwardly, watching the three-way tryst going on. "Oh, well... I think I took the wrong turning somewhere. I was supposed to be..."

Trixie lifted her head from being buried in Clone Trixie's mane. She waved a hoof to Future Trixie. "Trixie says it can wait, beautiful unicorn. Come!"

Future Trixie trotted over to Trixie and ran her horn down her back sensuously. Clone Trixie started to kiss Reflection Trixie, and Reflection Trixie rubbed against Future Trixie.

The quad-Trixie tryst was underway, when another figure appeared in the door. Outwardly it resembled a blue unicorn with silver hair and a purple hat, but instead of eyes were a visor, a red light glowing.

"DISENGAGE SMUG MODE!" Robot Trixie announced loudly, trotting towards the pile of Trixies. "ENGAGE OPERATION NARCISSISM!"

Soon the room was full of five Trixies, all having their way with each other, in the most beautiful menagerie imaginable. "Oh!" Trixie cried as Robot Trixie and Future Trixie kissed her mane. "Oh, I can't imagine anything better than this!"

"Buckle up fillies!" came a gruff voice from the door. A tall masculine blue unicorn with a silver goatee and purple hat stood there, surveying the scene with a broad grin on his face. "Now Trixies," said Parallel-Universe Trixie. "This is where it starts to get REALLY complicated!"

#1 · 169w, 17h ago · · ·

Okay...:trixieshiftleft:

Interesting

#4 · 169w, 17h ago · 2 · ·

... I'm confused... which one was the original?

#5 · 169w, 17h ago · 1 · ·

I'm sorry, but talk about short and senseless.

#6 · 169w, 17h ago · 3 · ·

Instant favorite: the perfect narcissist romance!

(And never mind people complaining at the length: humor pieces like this benefit immensely from being short, and is one great example that longer isn't always better.)

#7 · 169w, 17h ago · · ·

:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

Me gusta!

#8 · 169w, 17h ago · · ·

I read this a long while ago, hilarious to say the least :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Trixie is the boss, or, bosses??? :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftleft::rainbowkiss:

#9 · 169w, 16h ago · · ·

>>98977

I second this motion. :rainbowlaugh:

#10 · 169w, 16h ago · · ·

Wait...what?

#11 · 169w, 16h ago · · ·

With the mirror... and all of those other Trixie, wouldn't that mean that every single Trixie clone would have another mirror clone... and that would mean quadruple Trixies!!!

#12 · 169w, 16h ago · 3 · ·

I guess this would be a good time to mention that, in G1, baby ponies were created from magic mirrors.  Soon there will be SO MANY TRIXIES!!!

Really funny story, I lost it when Robot Trixie entered the fray!  :rainbowlaugh:

#13 · 169w, 16h ago · · ·

This is like Seth's wet dream come true. :rainbowderp: :rainbowlaugh:

#14 · 169w, 16h ago · 3 · ·

>Clicked this fic expecting Trixie shipping.

>Got parallel universes and robots.

:yay:

#15 · 169w, 16h ago · · ·

XD Nicely done.

#16 · 169w, 15h ago · · ·

This has to be inspired by the Back to the Future - What If? video.

#17 · 169w, 15h ago · · ·

Yes! I loved this.  :trixieshiftleft::trollestia::trixieshiftright:

#18 · 169w, 15h ago · · ·

That was amazing. :rainbowlaugh:

#19 · 169w, 15h ago · 1 · ·

>>99129

I've never seen that actually, got a link?

(If anything it would be the Stasis Leak episode of Red Dwarf)

#20 · 169w, 15h ago · · ·

Uh... Hats off to you good sir, your just gave me another gentle shove towards insanity!:pinkiecrazy: Don't worry, it was bound to happen anyway! This is... wow... I mean, wow. If all the Trixie's came into contact, wouldn't the universe implode though? Either way, one mustache to you! :moustache: that ending... I mean, what a :twistnerd: Here, have some stars, I don't need them.

#22 · 169w, 15h ago · · ·

I DEMAND A SEQUEL!

#23 · 169w, 15h ago · 1 · ·

You forgot male Trixie, transformer Trixie, and human Trixie. (Oh, and filly Trixie, can't forget about her!):trixieshiftright:

#24 · 169w, 15h ago · · ·

... what just happened?

#26 · 169w, 14h ago · · ·

First I was :applejackconfused:

Then I was :rainbowhuh:

Then I was :rainbowlaugh:

#27 · 169w, 14h ago · · ·

While I was reading I was all like:rainbowhuh:

Then inwas all like :rainbowlaugh:

#28 · 169w, 14h ago · · ·

How did this get featured? :moustache:

#29 · 169w, 14h ago · · ·

As I recall, the myth of Narcissus ended with the titular character starving to death, unwilling to look away from his reflection for any reason.

So... TrixieXTrixieXTrixieXTrixieXTrixe to the death? And was that a Dr. Who quote at the end?

#30 · 169w, 14h ago · · ·

:trixieshiftleft: x6

I always knew that they were meant for eachother.

:trollestia:

#31 · 169w, 14h ago · · ·

I don't know what that was all about, and I'm not sure if it wasted my time or not.

So...um...yeah...

#32 · 169w, 14h ago · · ·

Genius.

#33 · 169w, 14h ago · · ·

Hmmmm Trixie approves :trixieshiftright:

#34 · 169w, 13h ago · · ·

LOL this was funny ^_^ thats all I really have to say actually.  XD :ajsmug::derpytongue2::pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh::raritywink::yay:

#35 · 169w, 13h ago · · ·

OTP. :trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft:

#37 · 169w, 13h ago · 1 · ·

My favorite character was Trixie.

#38 · 169w, 12h ago · · ·

MY OWN CLONE!

NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!

#39 · 169w, 12h ago · · ·

Narc pairings are very... interesting, to say the least.  Nopony can love you more than yourself.

#40 · 169w, 12h ago · · ·

LMFAO BEST FIC EVER WRITTEN

#41 · 169w, 12h ago · · ·

This is

THE~

BEST~

POSSIBLE~

THING~!! :raritystarry:

And that's saying something, because I hate Trixie with a passion and am shocked that I like a fic with her as the main character.! :twilightsmile:

#42 · 169w, 12h ago · · ·

Im so Hipster I read this on Deviantart months ago...

#43 · 169w, 12h ago · · ·

All of my stars.

Take them.

#44 · 169w, 11h ago · · ·

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!!

#45 · 169w, 11h ago · · ·

... What the buck did I just read?

#46 · 169w, 11h ago · · ·

This is a paradox.

#47 · 169w, 11h ago · · ·

:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

Oh dear Celestia why can't I stop laughing

seriously it's starting to hurt

#48 · 169w, 11h ago · · ·

At first I was like :rainbowhuh:

But then I was like :rainbowlaugh:

And finally I was like :moustache:

Login or register to comment