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Bronystories

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#1 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 14h ago · · ·

Here's the first chapter of Flutterbox! :yay:

Enjoy! :scootangel:

#2 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

Commence read.

Haha :rainbowlaugh:

#3 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

>>1466760 Interesting, I wrote a song called "Flutterbox". Parody of none other then "Heart Shaped Box" by Nirvana.

#4 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

I am scared....:rainbowhuh:

#5 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

What?

#6 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

I think I may be the only one to  get the reference to the 1977 movie. :yay:

I swear, if you make Big Mac's dick sing, I will laugh so hard. :eeyup:

#7 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

wow

#8 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

Why wasn't I watching you already?

#9 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

What the fuck

#11 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

I still died laughing at Angel. No lie, I'd do the same damn thing

#12 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

I read the desciption and was like :twilightoops: but at least you caught my interest right? :unsuresweetie:

#13 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

While Fluttershy was resting peacefully, Angel Bunny snuck around in the kitchen. After digging through the cupboards, he found what he had been searching for. Clutched between his tiny paws was a bottle labeled "Momma's Headache Medicine." Fluttershy's 'headache medicine' was, in reality, fermented dandelion juice.

"I want a thick, slimy horse cock shoved inside me right now!" the voice screamed. Fluttershy opened her eyes and tilted her head slighty.

"...Rarity?" the pegasus said, quizzically guessing the source of the voice.

"Vagina?" Fluttershy's privates said, irritated, "Sweet Celestia's sweaty snatch! You can't even say the word, can you?!"

Angel stared at the talking vagina, then looked at his cup of dandelion juice, before returning his attention back to Fluttershy's vagina. Without a second thought, Angel threw the shot glass behind him in disgust, allowing its contents to spill on the floor.

Dear God, this is funny enough to fave. You've won an Inky Award for humor, you magnificent smartass bastard!

#14 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

"I want a thick, slimy horse cock shoved inside me right now!" the voice screamed. Fluttershy opened her eyes and tilted her head slighty.

"...Rarity?" the pegasus said, quizzically guessing the source of the voice."

Great, now I spat all over my screen from laughing too hard. Damn you! Brb.

/wipes screen

#15 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

haven't even read the story yet, and i'm already saying wtf? this'll be entertaining.....

#16 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

This is hilarious! So what the fuck, but I couldn't stop laughing xD.

~Have a good one.

#17 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

inb4 insta-featured

#18 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

Died laughing. Stories, you fiend.

#19 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

Ohh another wierd and moraly wrong story from bronystories? *faved, liked* and COMMENCE READING

#20 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · 1 · ·

Cootershy's a cunt.

#21 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

>>1467033

I C WUT U DID THAR.

#22 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

I demand this be in the Feature Box! :yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

#23 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 13h ago · · ·

Why does this remind me of Drawn Together?  :rainbowlaugh:

The description sounds so awesome,  I might give it a read,  even If I usually don't read mature fanfics :twilightsmile:

#24 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·
#25 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·

I'm curious as to whether or not there will be any actual sex in this fic. The vibe that I'm getting is an almost sex fic, like Andrew Joshua Talon's Beating The Heat.

#26 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·

*grabs pistol from under desk*

#27 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·

Just that description is enough to give me a mental image that...

...

*Heesman_brain.exe has stopped working*

*Forcing re-boot*

...

...mental image that...

...

*Heesman_brain.exe has stopped working*

*Forcing re-boot*

...

...give me a mental image...

...

*Heesman_brain.exe has stopped working*

*Forcing shutdown*

*Process termiated*

...

:trollestia:

#29 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · 1 · ·

Ohh, actually, I think I know where this is going, and I FUCKING LOVE IT:

Twatlight Sparkle, Rartitty, Rainbow's Dash, Apple Jack-off, and Pinkie Pie.

#30 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·

This should be a curse for all women and girls who don't follow their sexuality :trollestia:

#31 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·

As Angel stared at his owner, he could have sworn he heard two voices coming out her her.

Not sure there needs to be two hers there.

Other than that, couldn't tell anything glaring, and it's an interesting premise.  As a fellow writer of fucked-up clopfics, I salute you. :rainbowwild:

#33 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·

Oh my God yes! Keep writing more! :yay:

#34 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·

You have so Celestia damned crazy ideas, THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOUR STORIES! This is amazing :rainbowlaugh:

#35 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·

>>1466936

Nope, I recall the movie as well.  "Chatterbox," as I recall, complete with her pussy singing the National Anthem at a baseball game (and far better than Roseanne).

#36 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·

Dude, you got this idea from that episode of "South Park", or are you trying to reference it?

Towelie gets on Opera and then Opera's minge starts complaining about having been ignored for so long and eventually shot's itself at the end of the episode.

Still, the synopsis is pretty interesting, maybe we'll see where this goes/

#37 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·

..wow.

#38 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·
#39 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 12h ago · · ·

MLP and Chatterbox?

Color me intrigued!

#40 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 11h ago · · ·

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING!

#41 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 11h ago · · ·

oh, definently fav'd .. hoping for much more soon, laughing is good for you after all as they say ..

#42 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 11h ago · · ·

"I want a thick, slimy horse cock shoved inside me right now!" the voice screamed. Fluttershy opened her eyes and tilted her head slighty.

"...Rarity?" the pegasus said, quizzically guessing the source of the voice.

This is definitely a watch from me.

#43 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 11h ago · · ·
#44 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 11h ago · 1 · ·

For some reason I am picturing Fluttershy bending down with her forelegs wrapping around her rump, wiggling her flanks while she talks in a distorted voice. Basically Fluttershy is Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

#45 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 11h ago · · ·

Spike had better not go unmolested by Fluttershy. I swear, every time there's a horny pony raping her friends, she sticks to the same species. Cowards are afraid to experiment.

#47 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 11h ago · · ·

Wow, a new story with a cute fluttershy pic! Lets just see what we have here..

Oh lawd.

#48 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 10h ago · · ·

Absolutely hysterical. Insta-faved. Can't wait for more.:pinkiehappy::moustache::yay:

#49 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 10h ago · · ·

I tried to write out an onomatopoeia for the sound I made upon reading that description, but I just couldn't do it justice. After having read the chapter, you can safely consider me to be amused.

#50 · Chapter 1 · 97w, 10h ago · · ·

Oh look, BronyStories has a new fic.

*beat*

BRONYSTORIES HAS A NEW FIC!

And it's brilliant.

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