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Bronystories


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Thanks for 1,000+ followers! You are all awesome!

oh lawd


EDIT: Just skimmed it, and OH LAWD

Oh dear god. I haven't read it yet... but oh shit this doesn't look good...

Favoriting now so I remember later.

thats was... overall, cute :trixieshiftright:

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Just kidding. There were lols.

Pinkie Pie shrugged her shoulders as Rainbow Dash reached into Pinkie's bag for some popcorn.

Why didn't you mention the foodplay?

I laughed at the jokes on the show's lines and was intrigued by the action. The only thing I have against this is my dislike of flatulence in a sexual setting. Still, really funny :rainbowlaugh:

Oh. My. God. I have no way to describe what just transpired in this story or my head.:twilightoops:

That ending! :rainbowwild:
I'm surprised Fluttershy could walk after that. :twilightoops:

*Skims* ... That's fucking gross. (Also, why no romance tag? Due to the absence, I thought it'd be safer dispite the mature tag! Even with the discription, I thought it might've been misleading and have a humerous twist BECAUSE IT LACKED THE FUCKING TAG!)

OH GOSH... you did it again... I laughed hard on this :rainbowlaugh: I knew I would't regret the watching of your work :rainbowlaugh:

And my first thought was i need some pony porn to finish out my day

I haven't even read the story yet and I already laughed.

...My eyes scream yes, but my mind screams no...

...Multiple times...:trollestia::unsuresweetie::twilightoops::pinkiesick:

Just for the strangeness, have thumb, and make sure to punch the crystal ponies in the muzzle later, no pony gangs on Fluttershy!:ajbemused:

*Steel sighs.*

Why'd you have to submit the same day I submit a story? Damn you Brony for being such a well-regarded author!

I listened to this while reading this story...:pinkiecrazy:

Need some Crystal Pony Clopfics.:pinkiehappy::twilightsheepish::twilightblush::trollestia:

Pinkie Pie had torn the crotch out of her colorful patchwork jester's costume and inserted the short end of the crystal flugelhorn. Expelling small bursts of air, Pinkie Pie was attempting to play the Crystal Kingdom anthem with her queefs.

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The whole time, I was reminded of this

If laughing really does extend life, well then this story made me immortal, oh man I'm still crying

I..... erm.... whut. :derpyderp2:

...I am creeped out.

Why do crudefics get a featured spot?

The dildo was 'L' shaped, which stood for lesbian.

Expelling small bursts of air, Pinkie Pie was attempting to play the Crystal Kingdom anthem with her queefs.

Without saying a word, Fluttershy turned around and pointed her ass at Rainbow Dash. Scrunching up her face, Fluttershy farted loudly. Her gas expelled the stockpile of sparkly splooge that had been stored in her ass from more than a dozen different crystal pony stallions.

The loud, wet flatulence soon covered Rainbow Dash in glittery goo as it sprayed from Fluttershy's fart factory. As the last, lingering traces of shimmering semen dribbled out her ass, Fluttershy lowered her tail and started walking away from her friends.

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LOL! :rainbowwild:
I wondered if anyone might make a connection... :pinkiesmile:

Glad Fluttershy could handle such a large crowd like a pro. The last part with her shitting jizz on Dash was way fucking hot.:flutterrage::heart:

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After the way she left Fluttershy to the mercy of the crowd, I figured Dash deserved to get her "cum-uppance" at the end. :rainbowderp:

Also, never underestimate the sex appeal of dick discharge diarrhea. :yay:

. . . Theres a very good reason I keep an Eviscarater Class Shotgun under my pillow when I sleep at night. Thank you for reafferming that descision. Now if you'll excuse me, I gots some author hunting to be doing. . . ALLONS-Y!!

Not really sure what I just read, but it was well written... I'm gonna go lay in a feeble position in the corner now...

this is ragingsemi's totally fucking awesome all over again

Arousing, disturbing, and plenty of lol's. I've decided that whenever these words come to mind, I'll be thinking of you

You got a way with them words boy.
And Hole Lee Shit that was amazing, I was laughing, I was clapping and cheering at your genius wordplay and usage, I oddly got hard, It was Great! And the ending, who could forget that ending, that will be etched into the minds of generations like the endings of Casablanca/Citizen Kane/Gone With The Wind or War World II or the start, evolution and decline of Rock Music. :rainbowhuh: CumFart :fluttershyouch:

I won't lie... that was kinky!:rainbowkiss:

Anal for all my friends!!:raritywink:

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Good one, :yay:

I don't usually read mature rated stories, but when I do, my reaction is usually around the lines of "Da fuq I just read?!" :rainbowhuh:

What the actual fuck did i just read?
and why did i love it so much?

strap-on "javelins"

AHAHAHA

Continue on with what you do, Bronystories. We love/hate you for it :raritywink:

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strap on "javalins"

I now half expect Stiffler to come running through my house yelling "LESBIAN ARTIFACTS!!!" :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

The shit I read late at night
This was a big ol' batch of WTF if I ever read one...but I laughed like a damn fool the whole way (which really sucks when you're dealing with laryingitus) :rainbowlaugh:
The ending and this line about made me lose it:
"Hey! I said not now, you jerk!" Rainbow Dash shouted angrily, "Pull out or I'm gonna tear you a new crystal cornhole!"
YOU GO DASH!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

... I think you went a little too far on this one yo. Just sayin'.

Sadly for you, can't upvote this sucker. Just... too much. Pretty much all the characters—with the possible exception of Pinkie—were so far OOC that I can't even see them anymore.

Of course, the story is all about the clop which was... well... erg... we'll just say not my taste.

...Rainbow Dash said while kissing Fluttershy's bulbous bitch button.

That quote is the story's only saving grace.

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The story contained no romance.

My guess: This is going to be some piece of insane clop where everyone is OOC. (Like Flutterbox)

Hmm... I was right.

Thank you, Bronystories! You have imploded my freaking BRAIN... but it's so worth it.

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