• Published 8th Oct 2012
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Ponies FTW - Ditzy_Hooves_1



"I had kind of a peaceful life, until two technicolor ponies ruined it. Can I get through this with m sanity alive?" read to find out.

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Intermission: I have no clue who you are, therefore you suck.

..."Oh Boy.....Where was I?"......" ah yes...", Zachary speaks as he starts writing these exact words down on the be damned text box. He starts to feel frustrated....instead of writing more of his story, he starts to play pokemon when a omious voice starts to speak to him, then nyan cat starts to play.

"What The Fuck is this?" Asks a curious Zachary as his room starts to turn black.
"Stop that!" he yells sounding angry.
"Fine, I will." said the mysterious voice, as it stopped the nyan cat music.
"okay...now...what do you want?" asked Zach.
"I am your Story..." said the story.
"NOPE." said Zach in a rather bored mood.
"FINE...just get off your lazy ass and write!" Yelled the voice.
"fine. But I have no clue who you are so therefore you suck." said Zach.