A world of little horses, while cute, isn't what you were looking for.
You ask Miss Hooves if she can send you forward.
Derpy both looks at you and past you, her eyes unaligned. "Aw, really?" She waits a moment, then nods. "Okay!"
She points the way to a large circular room just off the one you're already in. "Just go in there and when it flashes, you'll be on your way."
Muffins waves gently. "Good luck. Next!" Her eyes turn to the next in line.
Finding the room isn't hard, with it being in plain view. You navigate around the other desks towards it at a steady pace.
Inside is more like a round elevator, with stainless chrome interior in all directions but the way... Oh, no, that way too.
The door closes behind you, sealing you in the chrome chamber. "Transportation beginning shortly" advises an unseen voice.
Shimmers gather at the bottom before with a great flash you are gone.
Faint bits of ash settle for a pony to clean up with a dustpan.
The end.
Was I just disintegrated? Damn.
No! My Ashes!
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You tried. If you got here, surely this is the path to another place and time.
"Transportation"... yeah, right...
Chrome chamber? The Andromeda Strain?
Wow......RIP....
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You are eagerly sniffing out ends, I see.
"Welcome to Equestria! A place so kind that despite having working portals to other dimensions we just murder everyone who doesn't want to stay! Aren't we great?"
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To go to a whole, separate, reality, is death for the you that is here. In theory, the you that is there is doing fine. Portals are specific and horrible things with a boat of their own issues.