"Alright, pony it is." She smirks faintly. "My favorite. Now, you're not going down the tunnel behind the door." Agent Sweetie Drops rolls her eyes. "That's for normal people. It conditions anycreature into being a very happy little pony. On the plus side, it means no mental breakdowns."
She prods you at the hip. "But you're already on our side. You'll learn to pony the hard way, but it means you keep your identity intact." She flicks an ear back. "Technically, it means you'll always be a little alien, on the inside."
She shrugs. "Last chance, we can send you down the normal tunnel. If so, we'll scoop you up after you get there and settle in. If not, you take the back door."
She turns to look at a simple wooden door. "This one right here. You step through, you end up in S.M.I.L.E. HQ. I'll be your boss. You'll learn how to operate as a pony and beat bad things up to keep everypony else safe. Fun, right?"
What about other humans that need Sweetie giving interviews?
"Time is strange in here." She rolls her eyes. "I'll be back just in time. I always am. So, which'll it be? Go in full pony, or keep that human brain in a new fuzzy skull?"
She leans forward at you. "Most don't get that option. We reward those who risk their all for Equestria."
You:
1) Take the tunnel.
2) Hop into S.M.I.L.E. HQ.
Nuts, now ya tell me that being a dragon can still get paid...
Too late for that I guess. *shrugs*
(Chapter 22, Choice 2)
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Option added!
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Wait a minute! That's not necessarily true though. You yourself talked about an alternate land you traveled to where ponies are turned into humans.
So shouldn't that dimension be reachable from here? While I don't expect a perfect one to one human anatomy, it might be fairly similar for genetic purposes.
Why not get them involved? See if they too wanna travel back to Equestria as humans instead of a pony version too?
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Oops, you've wandered a bit, but I don't want to get Equestria High involved in this. It's bad enough we have to deal with our own dimensional issues. They are so not prepared. They struggle with just the magic that leaks out of Equestria. No... No, that won't do. Alright. I think I've answered no few questions. Which will it be?