I just want to reiterate:

It wasn't me.

:D

The perfect name for a story.

Futa! Yes! Time to read this mutha-trucka!

I like it when a story has the balls to be exactly what it says on the tin, and this story? This story has balls. Or does it?

Does it have balls? I'm not quite sure. No balls were mentioned, but that doesn't mean they're not there.

Hmmmmm...

Don't Post:
Things that obviously aren't stories: lists, polls, previews, challenges, author notes, chatlogs, etc.

Not sure if your author notes come under that, just a word of caution.

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That rule only applies if there is nothing to the "story" but notes. Having a story + notes is fine and dandy.

Well this was actually pretty damn Awesome, the clop scene and the leading up to it was fantastic.

1356974 If you want I could show you another stoy :3
...Oh god what have I become....

I took the honor of adding this to the Queen Chrysalis section of the Futaquestria group.
That is okay... yes?

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It is indeed! Thank you very much—I only submitted to the stories where I was already a member, but I'm happy to have it elsewhere too!

(If you know what I mean.)

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I feel that the title really adds an air of refinement to it, you know? A sense of je ne sais quoi.

1357021Sir? Yes? Sir? i believe you spelled "Mother Fucker" wrong. Sir?!

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That is dah point, motha-trucka!

Hang on, guys, I'm a little confused. What is this story about, exactly?

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It's a story of existentialism and discovery of the self. really deep stuff.

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Wow! Sounds great; I'm really glad it's not clop. Hate the stuff, really.

What a twist!

I'm OK with this. As long as it's not rape... or horribly riddled with food metaphors. Or Twilight being corrupted. Or Chrysalis being unexplainedly OOC.

I haven't read it yet so I hope it's not any of those things.

It's nice you guys have this safe zone too.

I've contemplated a few clop scenarios myself, but would have used a sock puppet account even before becoming "request guy".

this has satisfied my fetish

1357033 Given the ejaculate I suspect it does, in fact, have balls.

AS AN CLOPPER I AM ON IT

Not something I'd ever read, but I'll spare a like just for the title.

Twilight and futa?
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Sweet Celestia, this hit the feature box!

I am highly amused.

Oh, great clop, btw.

1357842 Oh, I see you've never talked aloud in an opera or movie theater during a show. Next time, do so.

You shoudl makje another chapter oft his.XD

It would be hilarious to see Twilight get pregnant because of this, and them have to let Chrysalis out so she can go live with Twilight and be a 'dad' .

When told, all of her friends reactions would be -

1357589That comment made my day. Thank you good sir or madam

Gotta admit, I'm sort of uncomfortable with the idea that clop is something so shameful that not only can you not post it on your own account, you can't even post it on a sockpuppet account, but instead need to use an "anonymous" user.
If you're not willing to take enough care over your work that you feel proud of it, maybe you shouldn't write it.

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let's be frank mindless bucking always ends with the feature box.

hmm.... not sure what this story it about.
I guess I'd better read it to find out.
You know........ to satisfy my... curiosity.

I want to hate this story with the fury of a THOUSAND SUNS!!!!!

But its......too good to hate!!! WHY?? I'm so confused right now

The feature box so deserves this. Or the other way round :D That title was absolutely BORN for the feature box.

I'm not sure whether there was a story. But I liked the possibly-not-exactly-a-story regardless

1358477 Why is there not a "like" button on here? Everything else is connected to Facebook.......

I don't intend this to sound like I'm belittling your writing abilities, because I certainly enjoyed that story (in my pants), but TAW has a valid point. Take pride in your work. If you do something, and you do it well, be proud of it. Obviously if you're posting anonymously to avoid consequences outside your control, i.e. parents or other controlling figures that would prevent you from writing at all should they discover your clop stash, that's another matter, but if you're doing it out of fear that people won't read your other stories once they find out you wrote a clop story, just don't write clop.

1358421 Best Idea Ever!!!!!!!!

Well alright then!

this is actually pretty darn good if i do say so myself. the clop was decent insert random :clop to this.jpg: and some filler story to maker it interesting however if you do decide to continue this dear anonymous author then by all means i will read and follow.

cheers

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That is all.

1357600 Oh, Celestia, the sarcasm is almost palpable.

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Beautiful comment, Aesthetic. xD

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Given the popularity trends regarding clop written with any semblance of grammatical knowledge and story-telling, you would think that it would be a greater selling point for your main account; a significant majority of people are not only fine with clop, but also interested in it as well. To pretend clop is counter-cultural in this area of the fandom is simply ludicrous.

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You will be drawn and quartered nonetheless.

1357630 Dude... This is the internet. Only the sheltered, and the noobs don't at least have the slightest idea of what you were referencing.

I think it was pretty well-written and overall awesome. There isn't enough ChrysalisxTwilight period, so this is a bueno in my book. Personally, I would love to see a sequel to this.

Wat.

Wat.

Wat.

Wat.

Wat.

MUST. RESIST. READING.

finally

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Hey TAW,

I wrote the first story associated with the SexyBack account. I posted it anonymously because, frankly, explicitly mature writing is so different from my normal fare that I was afraid of alienating my watchers.

It wasn't until after I read the comments on Salvation that I realized people loved it for the story, rather than any amount of clop it contained. Once that was clear, I had no problem admitting to being the writer.

The author who wrote Futa Chrysalis and Twilight Sparkle Have Sex may or may not come to that same conclusion. If not, I won't hold it against them. It's why this account exists in the first place.

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For you, this account was a sock puppet. For this person, it is a shield.
There is a huge difference between a secret account for one person, and a secret account shared by many. A singular account is still an identity. You still took ownership of Salvation in some sense.

Here it's different, utterly so. By making it a shared account, it gives the impression youddon't want to be known for the story at all. Nobody can say "I like SexyBack's work", because it's no longer a perso .

If something is worth doing, it's worth not being ashamed of, and this screams of shame. Sock puppet accounts are not a bad idea, why do we need a shared account?

Not sure if I should read this.
Prolly will
Will also probably like.
A lot? I don't know.
A little? Highly doubtful
~Reads~
*Dead*

...And that's how Equestria was made!
[Seriously though, I'll have to read this later]