My Little Pony: The Lost Episodes Season 2 1/2

by The Pancake Enigmas

EP 2: Guangatongaloonians

Previously on My Little Pony: The Lost Episodes.

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"Sir!" Yelled Robniflash, the main guard of Guangatongaloonia. "Some 'pony like horses' have galavanded into our fine land!"

"Where are they?" Questioned a shadowy figure that Robniflash was bowing before.

"We don't know their exact coordinates, they might be planning a seige."

The shadowy figure laughed. "Get me my 'steed like horse'." He demanded, "I'll find them myself... And it will be off with their-"

[INSERT THEME SONG HERE]

When Fluttershy fell out of the portal, she looked around and dropped her orange in awe. The area was an stunning shade of black and grey. The flowers beautifully drooped to the ground in anguish from lack of water. The oily lake north south of her complemented the green haze in the air. On the ground was nothing but lovely, uneven dirt and mud for miles.

Fluttershy called out for her compadres and didn't find them for awhile. After five centinials she finally found her fruit cake, and her friends too. Although she didn't find Applejack, she did find a depressed Pinkie Pie and a quiet Rarity who had not originally accompanied them on their jorney.

"Looks like we are all reunited." stated Cherilee. "And I still gots my giant cheeseburger!"

"All of us but Applejack." Sighed Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie arrived when she was flung west east by the tornado. It broke physics and put Pinkie in this new world.

"I'm an invertabrate!" Shouted Cherilee.

"Lets get some tea!" Suggested Lilli Blossom.

"Come on guys!" Shouted Rainbow Dash who was back to her old self. "We gotta figure out where we are! And I'm not letting you guys slow me down!"

"Actually we are slowing you down by talking to you." Said Twilight Sparkle in her troll voice.

Rainbow couldn't take any more and decided to explode. The explosion was bigger then a bed room but not quite as blue as a red. "你在開玩笑嗎？獨角鯨，德國偉大的土地更聰明，那麼你!" Shouted Rainbow Dash in a fluent Chinese voice.

"Why you no speak American?" Asked Lilli Blossom while giving Rainbow the suspecious stare.

"I think she has multiple personality disorder." Suggested Fluttershy.

"Actually the correct term is Skitzafrenia." Corrected Pinkie Pie. "And Luckily I speak Chinese."

"我不知道你說的話。可以請你在我的家鄉舌頭說話嗎？" Asked Rainbow Dash

"What did she say?" Asked Twilight Sparkle.

"I wasn't paying attention." Said Pinkie with a shrug. "I was busy argueing about existance with the universe. I won."

Nobody really cared about what Rainbow Dash had said so they all decided to head off into the direction they where going in.

Meanwhile about 42 air boats away was an apple bucker...

"I'm a Pegasus!" Screamed Applejack as she fell from the sky. She then snapped out of her sugar high and realized she was falling to her death. Shining Armor then threw his wife at Applejack which knocked her out.

Applejack woke up in the world where no physical being can reach. She was standing on what looked like sand but was really just sand. The sky was not.

Applejack then woke up dueling with the bagpipe ninja. The most fearsome bagpipe warrior of the whole Russian super market. He's dead now.

Applejack waited there for about five more minutes when she saw a pink pony flying down on a giant ball of fire. It was Overlord Celestia.

"Applejack!!" Overlord Celestia sang as she gracefully floated down on the flame.

"HI PURPLE LADY!!" Cried AJ as she started to touch Celestias face.

"Applejack... wut r u doin?" Asked Celestia still singing. Applejack smiled an evil smile. Like an emoticon evil smile >:)

"Applejack... Stahp!!" Demanded Celestia. Applejack then viciously attacking her with the claws she doesn't have. She pounded her hooves with brute force against Celestias horn. Applejack refused to stahp attacking. She then ran over to the flame that Celestia was riding on and ripped it in half, holding two balls of fire with her bare hooves.

"I'm combing my hair with the sun!!" Applejack shrieked. She then proceeded to bring the flame up to he mane and burn the flowing majesticness right off. Her tail and mane where replaced with burning fire.

Celestia noticed a circular, or ovular, green object behind Applejack and tried to crawl over to it with the wind powered strength she had left.

"NO!!" Screamed Applejack as she threw a ball of fire towards Overlord Celestia. She died.

Applejack then picked up the green orb and then went off to find her wormpnips. That's Guangatongaloonian for tennis led.

Meanwhile about 666 half way folded pillow cases away was a duck. The duck has no soul. Its name is Ned but it doesn't care because it can't comprehend any sort of communication. "Why am I a duck?" He thought, but he didn't because he doesn't have a soul. He waddled a couple feet then stopped. If Ned was human he would go to hell because he is an atheist duck, but he is not a human nor atheist duck. He then looked down. There lay his dead parents shot during hunting season. He wanted to cry, but he didn't because he's just a duck. He has no soul. He has no soul and is a duck.

Meanwhile...

"I sense their presence..." Pinkie Pie felt a disturbance in the force. She closed her eyes and couldn't tell what it was, but it was serious.

"We never should've come." Sighed Twilight Sparkle with a drop of sweat falling from her eye brow.

"It's too late now." Pinkie Pie closed her eyes and her head dropped. "We will do this for friendship."

Cherillee nodded. "For Equestria."

"For the universe!" Added Fluttershy.

"I'm plotting all your gory deaths." Muttered Rarity.

"Whats waz tht?" Asked Lily Blossom.

"Nothing..." Sighed Rarity

Lily Blossom, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Pinky Pie, Cherilee, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy all looked ahead at the Guangatongaloonian base. There was no guards.

"Pinkie Pie!" Exclaimed Twilight. "Can you go into their minds?"

Pinkie nodded. "I'll try." She concentrated and got a vision. "They're-"

"Eating Smores and plotting our downfall?!" Squealed Cherillee.

"Yes." Pinkie Sarcastically replied. "No. They are... Oh no..." Pinkie had a look of distain on her face.

"What?!" Asked Fluttershy in a scared whisper.

Pinkie Pie held her hooves to her head as if having a headache. "They're... They're going to fight... With... Paradoxes..." Pinkie Pie then blacked out.

"For Narnia!!" Screamed Twilight Sparkle as she ran full speed at the base. They all charged and then stopped about three yards later. "Why hasn't Rainbow Dash said anything lately?!" Twilight asked.

At that exact moment an explosion ripped through the sky and a portal formed where the ponies where standing. It instantly engulfed all of them.

The portal led them to the top of a volcano. Applejack was sitting on the Volcano, still on fire, holding the green orb and singing to it. Applejack was wearing a feather boa made of Celestias wings.

"Applejack?!" Screamed Fluttershy. "Did you record my sports video?!"

"No..." Replied Applejack. "I recorded the GOLF one!!" The fiery pony laughed evilly to herself.

"NOOOO!!!!" Yelled Rainbow Dash, apparently feeling somewhat normal again.

Fluttershy felt enraged and punched Applejack. Applejack took off her hat, spit in it, and put it in Fluttershy's face. Fluttershy stumbled back crying blood but ran forward again and bucked the orb out of Applejacks possession and flew up to catch it. Right when she touched it she felt immense power flowing through her body.

"Drop the orb Fluttershy!" Yelled the ponies in unison.

"No!" Shouted Applejack. "It gives incredible power! And free money!"

Fluttershy smiled and started to fly away from the volcano with the green orb in hoof, but Applejack threw a fire ball at her and she started burning and fell into the volcano with the orb. Both Fluttershy and the orb plummeted into the lava. Applejack in desperation jumped in after the orb screaming.

"Well...." Said Rainbow Dash. "Their dead."

"No..." Said Pinkie Pie. "I feel power coming from the volcano... The strong kinda power not the weak kinda power."

Suddenly Applejack flew out of the volcano with wings of fire. Fluttershy in one hoof, the orb on fire in the other.

I'M A PEGASUS!!!!" Bellowed Applejack. With every word she spoke, fire spit from her mouth. Her mane and tail still on fire. Her cutie mark turned from apples, to flaming apples. "I'M UNSTOPABLE!!"

Blastoise used HydroPump.

Applejacks wings fainted.

"What?!" Shouted Applejack. "That's not fair!"

"Sorry.." Whispered Rarity. "I wasn't trying to kill you that time."

Applejack started to melt into a wax. Rainbow Dash then made her into a cinnamon candle.

A sudden flash of darkness appeared and all the ponies where on the Friendship Express headed for Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle looked around at her friends sleeping in their beds as if nothing happened. She was sitting next to Pinkie Pie.

"Twilight..." Whispered Pinkie Pie, holding the orb in her hooves. "What just happened."

[insert credits here-ish]

Comments

[BlackShadow94]

....... wat?