Princess Celestia stared at the hooves in front of her. There was absolutely no way she was going to think of these... these, PURPLE hooves as her own. I mean, they were nice and... purple and all, but there was absolutely no way they were going to compare to her beautiful, white, shining hooves. Celestia hadn't really had much of a chance that morning to... er... admire her new appearance. At the moment however, she had set up no less than 15 mirrors around the library so that she would always be able to see herself.
He morning so far had been, well, terrible. She had barely even managed to keep herself together enough to tell Spike to run along and play.
Oh. Now that had been terrible. After convincing Spike that she REALLY was POSITIVELY sure that she could handle everything on her own, he finally consented to leaving and helping Twilight's other friends. How unbearably cute.
Speaking of Twilight's friends, they were almost as annoying er... cute? Well whatever they were, they had been knocking on the door of this... library tree all day. Well, Celestia regretted it of course, but at the time she had been moaning over all the problems her current predicament posed, and had gotten a bit... out of hoof in her description of Twilight.
If that wasn't enough, as soon as Twilight's friends had left she had accidentally knocked over a huge pile of scrolls. When opening them up, she realized they were ALL adressed to her! Well, you can only imagine how excited she was... until she noticed that these were copies of all of Twilights's friendship reports. That mare actually kept a copy of every single report she sent! Now this was fine, she didn't really mind Twilight being studious and all.
Then she saw the list on the table. It was obviously Twilight's checklist for that day, and it looked something like this-
Create checklist of things to do for today.
Create a checklist for all the checklists I'm going to need today.
Alphabetize friendship reports.
Determine what the spell on page 103 of 'Hilarious magical curses' does.
Buy streamers for Pinkie Pie.
Re-evaluate my checklist.
Double check that I've done everything on the checklist, and then create a new checklist for anything else I need to do.
Celestia had been horrified at this checklist. Of course, to a normal person it would just seem like Twilight was some crazy studious pony that needed something better to do than reading books all day. But for Celestia, this meant two horrible things. First was the fact that whatever spell had been on page 103 was most likely the cause for her current purple body. The second was that these friendship reports she'd just knocked down were supposed to be in alphabetical order.
So the great Princess Celestia had spent most of her morning alphabetizing friendship reports. But she didn't just alphabetize those reports. She alphabetized them with DIGNITY. That's right. Purple or not, she was still Princess Celestia.
Actually, she was a very disappointed Princess Celestia. She'd spent all morning in this library, and hadn't discovered anything bad about Twilight, which meant whatever secrets she had were kept hidden and out of sight. She only hoped that Twilight hadn't discovered anything that upset her while she was in her castle.
It's ok, she reassured herself. Luna is a trustworthy sister, she won't tell your secrets to anypony.
Yeah, well as the reader you all know that isn't true. But let's just leave Princess Celestia to her wishful thinking now, shall we?
So anyway. Princess Celestia finally reassured herself that there was no way her secrets could be told to Twilight. There was also another question: What was she going to do now? It wasn't that entertaining to stare at herself in the mirror all day, and Princess Celestia was starting to get bored. So, she did what Twilight Sparkle would do. She thought of this as a 'Learning Experience'.
Now, what is a learning experience? Well, it's an experience that you learn stuff from. And Celestia knew she wasn't experiencing anything from sitting in the library all day, (Though one can learn a lot in a library) so she left to go into Ponyville.
The first thing she noticed when she opened the door were all of Twilight's friends, and they were all looking extremely worried. Celestia couldn't imagine why they would be so... loyal, but she smiled at them anyway.
"Oh, Twilight!" It was the white unicorn with the purple mane talking. Celestia was 98% sure that her name was Rarity. "We've been so worried!" Celestia couldn't believe these ponies. It had been one morning of her not talking to them, and they were already WORRIED.
"Ah was worried you'd never come out again sugarcube!" There it was again. These ponies. Were. WORRIED.
"Seriously though Twi, you shouldn't worry us like that!" Celestia was definitely sure this was Rainbow Dash. In fact, she was 120% sure. And evidently Twilight's friends had no originality, because there was that word again, worried.
"Yeah Twilight! Worrying is worrisome, and it's bad! It causes me to get sad and upset, and when I get really sad and upset my hair goes all Fwooooosh, and it's straight, except for that time with Discord and that time I turned GRAY! Can you believe it?" Well. Celestia was tired of this whole worried thing. And she was extremely happy that she hadn't switched places with this pink pony. That would have been a disaster.
"Ok, I'll try not to worry you anymore. I just had a uh... a nightmare." Celestia forced another smile as she stared at the ponies gathered in front of her.
"Alright, but as long as ya promise to talk to us when y'all have any problems."
"I will," Celestia was a bit more serious this time, mainly because she knew that Applejack was really concerned for her. Or at least, whatever she had said must have been true if she was the Element of Honesty.
"I was really worried too..." Celestia looked at the trembling yellow pony in front of her. Oh great. Every. Single. One of them. They all used the word 'worried' or 'worry'. I think I'm going to be sick because of how unoriginal they are.
"Well, I promise to consult you with any problems I'm having." She was lying, of course. I mean, can you imagine? A princess, consulting her Faithful student's friends when she had problems? Bah. Nonsense.
The ponies insisted on taking her around with them to help her forget about her 'Nightmare'. So Celestia began her walk around Ponyville, paying just enough attention to the chatter of Twilight's friends to decide what to do to Twilight when she returned to her normal self. Banish her to the moon? Nah. As long as Twilight hadn't discovered any of her secret's, Celestia would dismiss this as simply an accident.
I refresh to see a new chapter well done.
I finish reading the first chapter and I notice that chapter 2 is up!
Oh, more, I want more!
um.....okay I guess.
Maybe better word choice at parts, but still a nice idea.
waiting for the next bit to come.
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WELL TAKE EM YOU BRUTE!
Hmmm, if Twilight finds out what Celestia would do to her seeing she already knows a secret, will Twilight just banish her body?
Uh... What?
Also, is it just me, or is Celestia a bit of a bitch?
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Uh, whoops. Thanks for catching that.
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No problem. It's an old habit.
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Why, thank you kindly, stranger.
Yours isn't that bad yourself. Actually looks nice, considering the inverted-sorts of colors.
This seems worthwhile to follow, and indeed, I shall.
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twilight is screwed
It looks like this could get really good. I am looking forward to reading more of this.
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Now I see where Blueblood got his attitude on common ponies
What the hay, there is a new chapter already! Awesome!
This will be so funny, the confrontation... oh lol.
Princess couch potato, you should know better than to tempt fate.
So in this fic Celestia = Trollestia. Lolz shall be had.
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Celestia is best Twilight.
1345156 It's already there.
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No, it's not just you.
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So does this mean Twilight can ask people if they like bananas?
Twilight, while you have the chance, steal all the magics.... and do something mean to Blueblood.
For some reason I think the narrator is an incredibly gleeful future Luna.
RAINBOW DASH WAS RIGHT, Twilight is a spy...
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The original title of this story was going to be 'Are you a SPY?" But then I changed it.
Um.........
so wait Celestia is an egotistical narcissistic A.D.D neat-freak who consists of swag, laziness and potato who the majority of the time is a changeling. So wait that means that the Celestia at Cadence's wedding was in fact a changeling, which means that Chrysalis couldn't identify her own changeling when disguised and therefore is a massive failure of a queen being unable to recognise her subjects.
Meanwhile, Twilight is a purple pony-chick who can't keep her beak out of other pony's secrets, which in turn should've made her the epitomy of lust for her lust for knowledge, which makes her the opposite of Tom?
I think I understand this story.
1347408 Ho Celestia, I am so good at guessing things bro hory shet.
How ooc of Celestia!☹ I mean, banish her own student? Wow... that's a little harsh, and unlikable in my opinion. Never the less, you get a ★fave★ and a like! (─‿‿─)
Twilight's near infinite magical potential inside an alicorn body? What could go wrong?
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Also imagine how wonderfully organized the country will be!
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This story just made my day.
I do not see this ending well for Celestia. No I see Twilight keeping the body and the Celestia learning to be a good little pony once again.
So Twi has found out that her idol is lazy, got a Cider problem and let a Changeling do her job!
Whereas Celestia only found out uh nothing.
Yeah, Twi gonna end up on the sun when this ends.
So how long till Celestia decides to do some uncouth stuff since she´s in her student´s body?
Also it´s darn mean to say that Twi is ugly. She´s not! D:
Or at least i doubt she´s ugly in normal Pony standard.
Edit: I forgot about the fact that Twi found out that Celestia lied about how difficult it is to raise the sun. XDDD
LIEK!
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*head explodes*
Your comment makes no sense yet also makes perfect sense.
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Okay, first thought on seeing the title:
"TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS A SPY!"
... Team Fortress 2 joke executed poorly.
1346981 I posted that 5 minutes after this hit the front page lol.
And sure enough, 20 minutes later this is sitting in box numero uno.
Incredible Swish, just absolutely incredible
1348497 It is indeed quite the accomplishment. Bravo sir, bravo.
This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever liked+faved...
Please, continue.
Need more, plz?
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Oh god were all going to die.
In the best possible way ever, by ponies.
Needs to be longer and more detailed. Besides that, I have no problems.
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Checklists! Checklists everywhere!
Hey - there are some problems. There's a stray first person I that's slipped in, and I'd prefer it if you didn't address the reader directly. Still... Not bad .
Note to self: don't read comedies at work. Holding laughter in is very... difficult.
Have a fave, thumb, and watch.
1347468 One slight problem. Luna specifies that Celestia hasn't had any duties "since the incident with the changeling queen." Therefore the Celestia at Cadence's wedding was the actual Celestia, not a changeling.
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This is interesting but Celestia is extremely ooc.
Wow, umm. Celestia is. Uh, wow, yes wow Celestia, you're just, I do'nt even.