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Oh god it's happening again
I had no idea how you were going to continue this and now it's here and the pairing is perfect

Yikes! I feel bad for thorax

Unexpected but not unwanted. What species is next...

Amazing chapter, just amazing! The Spaceys are in for it now.

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle, when you help your Friends release their Evil Mothers, they might become part of the same Space Zoo as you and your Brother are in, so good luck.

Now for chapter 2.

How are you going to do this with the griffons?

This story was freaking fucking bloody bastard amazing i must say. Everything feel so very wrong, but also so very right at the same time. I don't know why, but i feel some migthy strong Bad Colts Camp vibes from this chapter. Very nice as that story was freaking amazing. Fantastic job my friend, pure gold with this one.

Shiny: Umm... Twily.
Twily: Yes what is it.
Shiny: I have that feeling when my Evil Ex is getting all of the love she wants & i am left our in the cold wet to hang.
Twily: Don't be stupid Shiny, every other mare you have ever fucked, except for me is long dead by now, so it is just your imagination.
Shiny: Hmm, i still have a bad feeling about this whole thing.
Twily: Yeah yeah whatever bro, either go back to fuck me in bed, or lay down sleeping with me in bed.

Porn logic aside, I feel like Thorax would be a poor candidate for overcoming survivor's guilt, or just the despair of losing all his friends and subjects. I love my boy but he’s not ‘I survived an apocalypse mentally intact’ material. :trollestia:

"Okay... So we saved a species of emotivoric skin walkers who can literally be anyone. Any ideas how to feed?"

"Way ahead of you Skeptic von Buzzkill. They'll be breeding these fucks."

https://m.

We'll I should have seen this coming.

What next??

Suddenly surprised I've never seen this pairing before.
And VERY VERY amused.

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

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Grandpa gif and gabby or Gilda and gallus. Only ones I can think of that may work

After what happened, I don't blame Thorax.

By the way, if you think about it, it turns out that on the planet after the disaster, Dragons are likely to survive. They literally bathe in lava, so they are not afraid of fire. They are able to eat stones, so they are not afraid of hunger if all other life disappears. (I remember Spike at one point eating charcoal like popcorn. so the stones don't have to be precious.) Of course, very low temperatures are likely to harm them, but they can wait out the nuclear winter in suspended animation, as most reptiles and amphibians do.

It's funny that in our world the lizards died out because of the meteorite, then in Equestria the lizards will become the dominant species because of the meteorite.

"What about Celestia, or Luna? I mean if they could move the sun or the moon, maybe they could move it, or block it with the moon. Can't Discord just... snap it out of existence?"

But why wouldn't blocking the asteroid with the moon work? Twilight didn't actually answer that. Even if the moon and asteroid end up completely shattering each other and cause millions of smaller meteorites to rain down on the planet, that would still be preferable to a giant asteroid. Since this is a literal extinction level catastrophe I'm surprised they didn't try it.

In fact, the asteroid might not even need to hit the moon. Just getting them close enough to create a gravitational slingshot might be enough to make the asteroid miss the planet.

Albeit dark, this whole concept is friggin' hilarious. No wonder this still keeps going. :rainbowlaugh:

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"Oh, you mean the most obvious suggestions that every advisor has already given me, as though that wasn't the first thing we tried!?"

Look, I just wanted to try to acknowledge the myriad of these sort comments on this story series without getting too meta. Because given what we've seen in the show, I'm sure that yes, any of the comment suggestions to avert the apocalypse would probably have worked. But then this story series just would not have been possible. I don't fault you (readers) for questioning the porn logic. It very much is questionable.

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I was assuming an eventual punchline of "One of those happened offscreen, and the aliens just want an incest zoo."

Poor Thorax. God help him.

after reading almost all the stories of this series, the thought came to my mind: What if in fact there was no meteorite and the inhabitants of Equestria actually saw this spaceship? The meteorite was said to be the size of a crystal empire, but if you think about it, the crystal empire is just one major city. And just about the same size should be a spaceship capable of containing enclosures for a pair of every creature on the planet. Besides, how did it happen that the meteorite was seen, but the spacecraft was not? (At least Discord should have noticed that in addition to the meteorite, there is also a large metal box flying.)

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Very good theory... I wonder if in the future we are going to find out that was exactly the case.

"I love you too, Mom." They each picked up their piña coladas and tapped them together. She set her drink down and got up her seat to move over to his, straddling his lap. "Mom!?"

If you like piña coladas

The door in the back opened and several of the bipedal creatures entered the room with poles and rope to wrangle the cragadiles, pulling them away from the guarded nest while another handler swooped in and collected the eggs from the nest.

Well that gives some rather unpleasant implications for the other's trapped in this spaceship

Did you seriously just "alien I know that "from anywhere Not that many people remember that movie that was amazing

You know what would be funny. If after all that everyone just got it wrong and the meteor just flies straight past. So the humans just dump everyone back on equestria after they’ve done with all the incest.

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Was there an explicit referrence to it or did I missed something reading?

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Maybe she can only control where the moon is within its track, and this asteroid is coming from out of plane.

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No, this was just a funny what if idea I thought of after reading this one. Would be pretty awkward for everyone to just go back to their normal lives after being on the ship

So I've been reading a lot of the comments here, with people trying to hard science what's supposed to be a simple porn story, and I have to admit they're coming up with good theories about how to potentially stop the destruction of Equestria. But for the story to work we have to accept that Equestria is going to be destroyed no matter what is attempted.

The only theory I can come up with to make everything work, is that all of the magic in Equestria is pretty much limited to how far it extends. Discord's chaos magic can only affect parts of the world, not the whole world all at once, and it can't extend far enough beyond the atmosphere of the world to affect the incoming asteroid, or even move the planet out of the way, not can it provide a shield that can withstand the force of the impact it would meet. Maybe Luna can only move the moon, not position it as she sees fit because it's locked in orbit with the planet.

For all we know Equestria has the long range telemetry necessary to detect the asteroid is made of some mineral/element that renders it impervious to magic since it's outside the scope of their world's enclosed reality, and this is the real world intruding on what was a closed environment; like when we made the dodo bird go extinct.

In order to stop this asteroid just put. Cv_Cheats_1 and stop it

Why am I getting Deadspace vibes after reading that last chapter?

Guys, it's obvious why they couldn't stop it.

Everyone was thinking like the commenters and looking for logical solutions. They thought they were in Armageddon or Deep Impact.

If they'd known they were in Deep Penetration instead, they could have argued their case on the basis of how many major cest-ships were getting wiped out without a scene, but their genre detectors were miscalibrated, just like the one scooping up the couples and throuples.

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lol imagine a sequel with the aliens trying to fend off Chrysalis' changelings and clear out the abandoned space station

"Even if Equestria hasn't been destroyed, we're too far away. We have no magic. We can't shift. So... what's plan B?" he asked.

She stared at him.

He stared at her.

"... Fuck!"

I see what you did there. I've heard worse plan B's.

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> tfw Equestria is too far away, you have no magic, you can't shift, and you have no Plan B

They could open the portal to Canterlot High School Earth and evacuate as many creatures as they can while there's time.
But the main characters would feel bad about leaving while others stayed behind.

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I doubt that the local authorities of the earth would willingly accept a crowd of emigrants from another dimension.

I know you've completed this series, but I also still kind of want to see the outcome of all this? Especially so if Chrysalis fails in her plans.

Also Celestia and Luna.

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Even so I think they could force it off to sacrifice it. Its a lot easier to break something then to build it. Also if that's the case then there's more mystery of who built it but I guess it's a pretty classic headcannon that Equis was hoof built. Also when twilight rose the sun it was all wobbly over the sky

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Refugees and there could be a completely different culture about though the doubles might put a damper on it it's really just a matter of evacuating it's not like they can send you back after it's done and said. But it is a parallel universe so their probably fuck just the same unless it's an artificial doomsday so they could legally scoop up some juicy new specimens

"I think they'll notice having eggs inside them," he said clutching his belly. "I still remember how it felt when you used me as a vessel."

god, i love the implications here.

Though his own transformation had made him taller, she would always seem larger than life to him. Even if he shapeshifted into a massive bugbear, she always made him feel like he was an inch tall.

She knows that. And she's very proud of it.

"Sorry, sorry about him!" Thorax apologized. "He's just being a grumpy grub. Pharynx, this is why I can't take you anywhere, you're embarrassing us!"

Who of them is the older one again?

They both screamed at each other, "What did you do!"

Of course they would instantly blame each other...
(Also, I suggest replacing the "!" with "?!"to make it sound like an angry question.)

She looked around the room. There was nothing. The room was a box with four walls, one of them being a transparent floor-to-ceiling window.

They could have at least added a bit furniture.

"Even if Equestria hasn't been destroyed, we're too far away. We have no magic. We can't shift. So... what's plan B?" he asked.
She stared at him.
He stared at her.
"... Fuck!"

Aliens: "We approve this plan. In fact, we greatly encourage it."

Chrysalis looked at the spreader bar on her ankles, and then at Thorax.
"I know how we get out of here."

Go on...

Without non-changeling seed or host, we'll only produce sterile drones.

I heard Twilight and Shining are on the same ship...

I dealt with them thusly. Chained them to the hive wall and smeared their faces with jelly. Then I'd masturbate, or take a loyal lover if the mood strikes me, and make them watch while their ovipositor gets no relief.

Yup, sounds like something she would do.

"Beg!"

"Please Mommy! It hurts so bad! Please let me cum inside you!"
"Are you going to be a good boy and promise to do what Mommy says from now on?"
"Yes Mommy! I Promise! I'll be a good boy!" Chrysalis shivered and willfully released her nectar.
"Cum for Mommy!"

I'm sure Chrysalis will make sure he never forget this moment.


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

Hopefully the story with the two of them will continue at one point.


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Good point.
Pharynx on the other hoof...

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"Never mind. Sorry for the inconvenience. Have fun!"
"We will keep the recordings, though."

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Personally I like seeing villains get their cummuppance, so was hoping that thorax would unexpectedly dom her when he snapped. Either way supper hot.

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