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Nugget27


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Fruit Punch, formally known as Mob, has ended up in Equestria somehow. No rhyme or reason to it. Oh by the way, he landed in the Great Galloping Galla, the first one since Princess Luna’s return... his presence may have fucked with the timeline a bit.

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Comments ( 326 )

Well obviously, Sun here is not a star, its a shining piece of shit, but not a star.

I proceeded to accidentally knock out six guards. Two unicorns, two earth ponies, and a couple pegasi… what the actual fuck is wrong with Equestria’s military? Oh, one of those guards was a fucking captain apparent- okay, I think I need some aspirin. This shit hurts my brain. I actually slammed my head into the ground, when I body checked another earth pony after I tripped over my own left front leg with my right back leg, and hit him in the head with my ass.

Funny asf keep up the good work lad

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Judgement heat action real!?!?!?!?

If pony wants fuck, either from verbal or physical cues, run in the opposite direction, and don’t speak to that pony again.

correct!

Bro that's a nicely written chryssy you got there

Wow, no wonder this guy needed classes to learn how to comedy. Couldn't have had a better straight line set up for him--he went to court and they threw the book at him. And nothing!

I'm enjoying this story so far :twilightsmile:

“Yup, we go way back. I tried feeding my children through means of farming and she banished my Hive to what is now the Badlabs. She and her sister came and destroyed the place in some sort of magical battle a thousand years ago. Since then, my Hive hasn’t been able to grow food, and rely on infiltrators to gather love, which we can also live off of. Obviously I would prefer a nice, juicy mozzarella stick, and my children would be happy with just a simple sandwich; we only need love to fuel our magic, but again, we can live off love if need be. I’m only out here because the love supply of the Hive is… quite low. And Changeling Queens can store much larger sums of love than a drone, thus why I am here.”

pretty sure this is supposed to be Badlands right?

What? Technically Chrysalis gave me her money, so I might as well get her something. Might as well get her a beanie since it is getting a tad bit chilly thanks to it being fall now… holy fuck this year was going by fast. I came in during New Year day, and now it’s the middle of Pegasust(or August if you ignored the shitty pony/horse pun). Jesus Christ, In a few more months, then I would've been stuck in Equestria for a few a year! Well, I might as well celebrate this by buying alcohol and getting fucking smashed on New Year.

for a few a year?

i think you mean a year

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Ah shoot, missed those typos. Welp, thanks for helping me out! I usually writes these on an iPod and then edit them on a very slightly bigger iPhone 8, so typos are bound to slip through with my very bad proof reading skills.

Hope the story’s enjoyable despite those being there.

Oh, he picked the wrong name for a life without violence...Fruit PUNCH.

This is so good I can't help but keep laughing on every single chapter I read.

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I’m glad you enjoy my little thing here! I’m glad my story can accomplish at least one thing, which is the thing I made it for; making somebody have a giggle, laugh, or exhale out of your nose over it. Hopefully what I have planned continues to make you laugh.

I had a joke poem written out about being the poor, unfortunate bastard that married Celestia because they accidentally booped noses.

If I had a nickel for every story to reference Ol Bean, I’d have two nickels.
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.

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gotta reference the beans. No Nose Knows slaps though.

Anything can be a weapon even a bric- Full body slam

Are you sure he's not the son of discord he's so random it's not even funny

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he could be, or he could be a mentally ill college student. you never know

RIP, his stage crook and laffy taffy.

Wait, I’m currently a politician(appointed by Sunny) without a paycheck… Celestia just fucking swindled me.

Who do you think she learned it from?

I figured there would've been instant consequences for singing about fucking diamond tiara's mom

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Oh i have an idea for how that’ll bite Fruit in the ass.

Still kinda waiting on the ”and he might not be taking this as seriously as he should be” part to happen Cause so far he seem pretty serious to me

Story's great, but there is still proofreading that needs to be done. A bunch of typos are still scattered throughout the chapters. Other than that, this was hilarious and I'm looking forward to more of it.

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The typos result from my terrible proof reading and simple sleep deprivation lol. I usually try to go back and reread everything after i post a new chapter and squash any typos i find. I might not do a great job at finding typos, but i try.

“Come to Sugarcube Corner at eight this afternoon.” It was written in crayon.

I mean it is Pinkie, the laws of reality are her’s to command.

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If you want a little extra help, my last job on here seems to have dropped from the face of the earth.

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He missed the "or else" fine print... Something he will notice if the clock turns 8:01 and he isn't at sugarcube corner.

SRY

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Well the worse possible consequence would obviously be having to really fuck diamond tiara's mom

How did Chrysalis remove the necklace with such an enchantment that only allows the wearer to remove it?

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