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Princess Celestia has a talk with her newest student.

A parody of iwoaforever's The God Empress of Ponykind

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"We shall watch your career with great interest."

The prequels are basically about how an incompetent order of monks found the messiah, and managed to give him to Satan, gift-wrap and all. For as much as I love it when Sheev is cackling and hamming it up, it's the subtle seduction to the dark side that really makes the character.

11283610
And to think that all Palpatine needed to do to accomplish that is be nice to Anakin.

11283614
More or less lol.

In the novelizations, it's pretty expanded upon, and we see that Sheev was pretty much Anakin's only trusted friend, almost like a father. Hell, if you want to get into it, Palpatine pretty much was Anakin's father, given that the whole miraculous conception was the result of a Force ritual that he performed.

Are we talking about BJ Whimpley's version of Palpatine?

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Nah, more like the old Stover novelizations.

It has been stated as such by George Lucas himself that Anakin was going to fall to the dark side when Qui-Gon was killed. The music was called Duel of Fates for that very reason.

Anakin did not need a brother (Obi-Wan) he needed a father. A role that Sheev took over.

Will this be part of a series?

Una

This could be a very interesting story opportunity if it's continued in a series. Loved this story. ❤️

I would love to see more chapters or a story that is both a prequel and a sequel to this story.

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0 #11 · Jun 28th, 2022 · · ·

Terribly fun. This deserves at least an additional chapter!

This was funny, but only in the sense of, "Oh jeez...what did I just read, and why am I laughing?!"

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Exactly my intention lol

In case you ever decide to expand upon this, I will watch your career with great interest.

Clearly, Celestia has found the time to peruse the Evil Overlord List.

Sooooooo, this sets of Yoda Zecora.

And Discord is... uhm... Mace Windu? :derpyderp1:

I want to make a "Sharky and Palp" reference, but idk how likely it is that anyone would remember who the Yogscast are after they stopped making the one popular Minecraft thing from like 10+ years ago, and started doing pretty much just TTT videos.

"Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"

More like Empress Twilight if you ask me on the pic.

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Didn't he try to have a duly elected official killed due to religious malfeasance thus resulting in the very appointment he feared becoming a self fulfilling prophecy?

11286470 That only happened because Anakin was an emo douche. Which is why we must KILL ALL EMOS to save the galaxy!

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GEORGE LUCAS SAID SO!!! :pinkiecrazy:

This really needs a continuance somehow.

11283610

The Prequel trilogy always felt more like Sheev Palpatine's story, rather than Anakin's. Watching him play the galaxy against itself and right into his waiting grasp.

¿Y la parte humana?

Peace is a Lie; there is only Passion.
Through Passion, I gain Strength.
Through Strength, I gain Power.
Through Power, I gain Victory.
Through Victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me Free!

"The Force is our servant and our master. Our teacher and our companion. A weapon and a tool. Know it and you know the universe. Master it and you master the universe. Strive for perfection and the Force shall reward you."
- Sith Lord Yuthura Ban

Awesome.
Will there be more chapters?

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