From everyday tasks to world ending crisis solving, a lot of things can be shaken up with the addition of a high-tech firearm wielding sociopath, who claims to have once led an empire. Despite the overall weirdness of the situation, there is only one question that lacks any sort of an answer:
Why does a glorified salesman have more experience in direct combat and weapon crafing than he does in running a business?
Whatever the case may be, the only thing the ruler of Equestria wants is a day without news of him inciting mass hysteria in the population. At this point, she might just about start funding his questionable ventures if it means she can catch a break from property damage reports.
Chapters (3)
That was pretty fun. Great work for a first fic. Can't wait to see what those two lunatics can accomplish together.
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Thanks! I've actually been writing for a while, but this is the first time I actually published something for the public to see and knowing that people actually enjoy it is a very rewarding feeling.
As for seeing where things go, chapter 3 (a.k.a. the one where things really kick into high gear) is 70% done. If my brain decides to co-operate with me, it may be out as early as this night, though I may hold it back to clean up the language. In any case, I hope you'll enjoy it!
i like the part when Johnny makes anon hash browns
(you don't have to reply to this, i was just rereading the three chapters and i remembered how much i love your writing)