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Brian Sheil


Most of my MLP stories feature meetings of G1 and G4.

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After Chrysalis finally reforms, she joins former villains Tirek and Cozy Glow to work in a hospital. Crazy shenanigans happen along the way.

Chapters (21)
Comments ( 47 )

GROAN! You're a Dad, aren't you? These are Dad jokes! Can't fool ME!

Tirek as Rolph
Chrysalis as Miss Piggy
Cozy Glow as Janice.

Using emoticons for a laugh-track was very creative. I think it works.

Should it still be "antistatic" instead of "anesthetic" in this chapter?
Edit: Fixed now!

Glad to see such a good homage to the Muppet Show. And, yeah, this being an AU makes semi-reformed versions of Tirek, Cozy and Chrysalis make more sense. And it opens up a whole mess of possibilities for expanding this universe's Ponyville into a full-on Muppet Show homage.


Time Turner and Muffins would be pretty logical picks for Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker respectively.

Pinkie Pie would be an insultingly obvious pick as Fozzie Bear

Given her fondness for daredevil stunts, Rainbow Dash would be the most logical pick as Gonzo (with Scootaloo as Camilla, albeit as a little sister figure instead as a fillyfriend).

And, if there were a Pigs in Space homage, Sunburst would make a logical Doctor Strangepork, with Bulk Biceps as Link Hogthrob.

The Ponytones would most likely be in the role of the Electric Mayhem

Discord and Trixie would probably be Statler and Waldorf (as they are the most natural hecklers of the recurring cast)

Twilight would almost certainly be Kermit with Spike as a hybrid of Scooter and Robin (the main assistant like Scooter and being a relative of the one in the Kermit role like Robin).

And, I'm sorry about that. My mind just got a little to caught up in the possibilities. No need to take all of this seriously if you don't want to. My apologies again.

Taking all.chapters into account, about what fraction of these jokes are verbatim, or nearly verbatim, from The Muppet Show? I haven't seen the original, but am curious to know.

These jokes are completely from "The Muppet Show". I figured to tribute their "Veterinarian's Hospital " sketch.

"Did you know that the hospital and cathedral are restarting a joint meal tradition tomorrow?" Nurse Cozy chirped cheerfully.

Dr. Sombra shrugged, "Yeah, it's The Brunch Back at Notre Dame."

hope this is next

I like the inclusion G1 humans in the author's note.

Are these jokes orginal? It just feels written like a sitcom for some reason.

"Thanks for the reminder." Tirek said. "The way these jokes are dying, I thought it was a morgue."

That got me, I'll admit it. So did this.

"You must've heard of it. It's called The Hutch Back of Notre Dame."

Chrysalis raised an eyebrow. "That rings a bell."

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These are just the way they're written on "The Muppet Show". Each chapter is based on those "Veterinarians Hospital" clips.

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So it is borrowed.

That's fine, I just like knowing is all.

It's still a great story.

Plus I'm always up for more of Cozy Glow.

Ouch, that poor viking. :ajsleepy:

"Good night. And, may the lord take a viking to you."

These jokes! I can't even! :rainbowlaugh:

I guess I'll have to settle for being odd!:pinkiecrazy:

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Those jokes! The suffering he must have gone through! :raritycry:

I'm guessing Lilo (from Lilo and Stitch) was the special guest star of that episode of "the Ponyville Show".

(the end of the show)

Twilight: Thanks very much for being tonight's guest star.

Lilo: My pleasure, Twilight. Trust me, when your best friend is a super-strong nearly indestructible genetic experiment from outer space with well over 600 super-powered cousins, you learn to deal with craziness VERY quickly.

Twilight: Makes sense. And, as I Pinkie Promised your older sister, we'll get you home safely. And that's it for another episode of the Ponyville Show. See all of you next week.

(Muppet Show end theme music plays)

Diamond (watching from the balcony): That luau at the end was my favorite part, Silver.

Silver (also watching from the balcony): Why? Because this show was a good look at Hawaiian culture?

Diamond: That and also because it was the last sketch tonight.

(both laugh)

Pinkie: Ah, they like the show more than they like to admit. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here every show in the best seats in the house.

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Thanks very much.

Time Turner: Hello there. I'm Doctor Time Turner and this is my assistant Muffins. And Welcome to Ponyville Labs where the future is being made today. Today, we are going to be demonstrating a portable force field generator.

Muffins: (tries to get to the generator and picks it up, but accidentally flips the switch, which causes Time Turner to get hit every time Muffins gets within ten feet of him) Oooopsie.

or

Announcer: And now .......... UUUUNICOOOOORNS IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!! Starring Captain Trixie Lulamoon, First Mate Starlight Glimmer and Science Officer Doctor Sunburst Flare. When we last saw the crew of the Starhorns, they were instructing six new recruits.

Captain Trixie: All right, newbies. Just be careful where you step and don't press any buttons or flip any switches that our science officer doesn't give you the AKO to touch.

Gallus: You got it, Captain Lulamoon.

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[Groans]: And that's what happens when you mix Muppets with ponies. :facehoof: :ajbemused:









[As Princess Luna]: STILL FUNNY AS TARTARUS! :rainbowlaugh:

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Yeah. Sorry about that. Got a bit caught up in the possibilities. Still glad Luna got some laughs out of it though.

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[As Princess Luna]: THEN YOU DON'T KNOW THY PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT THAT WELL!
[Me]: What she said. Still don't let me stop you coming up with brilliant ideas.












Wait a minute..................................................................................................................................................................Comickook, I have a mission for you, should you accept it.

TWILIGHT: If you readers think that's bad, wait until you read what Brian is putting them in next.

Pineapples?:duck:

I kid.

[Audience]: YES PLEASE!
[Princess Celestia]: Well, that was a "hole" lot more entertaining than anything else I've seen in a thousand years. :trollestia:
[Princess Luna]: Easy for you to say. I kept getting rained on the ENTIRE SHOW!
[Princess Celestia]: At least you got a shower out of it. :trollestia:

[Princess Celestia]: Didn't you want to be a train conductor at one point,
Luna? :trollestia:
[Princess Luna]: Yes, but the company had to let me go.
[Princess Celestia]: Oh? And why was that, dear sister? :trollestia:
[Princess Luna]: I told them I didnt want to get "railroaded" into a job I didn't want. Not that this was any better.
[Princess Celestia]: Painful reminder? :trollestia:
[Princess Luna]: No, I felt they ALL had a one track mind.




[Me]: Goodnight everybody! :twilightblush:

As many remember from last chapter, the Hospital roof was damaged and is being fixed. So, Tirek and his nurses are making a house call. A train conductor us paying on a makeshift table.

I believe you want "is laying".

[Princess Celestia]: I. Have. No. Words. :trollestia:
[Princess Luna]: I have one: BOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Princess Celestia]: "Ya know, this show is quite educational."
[Princess Luna]: "Are we watching the same show?"

Ah math jokes. How I adore thee.

[Princess Celestia]: "Ah, my favourite show has returned. Don't you agree, Lulu?"
[Princess Luna]: "Ya know, sometimes I think you got dropped on your head one too many times as a foal."
[Fluttershy]: "Oh no, HARRY! HE NEEDS ME!"

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The situation has indeed turned Harry.:pinkiecrazy:

That poor colt!:raritycry:

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Don't worry, Sunset's taking care of it. It's Harry the BEAR you need to worry about. :moustache:

:ajbemused:

My reaction to all of these. Very well done. Impossible not to like.

[Spike]: "Yeah, I got nuthin'."

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[Spike]: "HEY! I'm not cute! I'm handsome."

[Princess Celestia]: "You know, I suddenly have a hankering for a large milkshake."
[Princess Luna: "Why? It won't bring all the colts to the yard. It'll just send them all to me, of course."
[Princess Celestia]: "Are you insinuating anything?"
[Princess Luna]: "Just look in the mirror, you'll see what I'm talking about."

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:trixieshiftright: What was that?
Discord: I believe that's called the medium sketch.
:trixieshiftleft: The medium sketch? Why give it such an odd name?
Discord: Isn't it obvious? That was neither rare, nor well done!
Both: Bwahahaha!

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