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Heavy Mole


If literature is "news that stays news", fanfiction is "the thing that doesn't sleep".

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Twilight Sparkle, now Princess of Equestria, discovers that Celestia and Luna are spending their retirement larping as powerful spellcasters in the backyard pine forests of Ponyville.


Cover image by Hispers.


R: In my culture, the pumpkin was always codified as something that happens when magic has gone, it's not about perspectives and such. Pretty clean message about 'grabbing it' while its hot, using your chance, or else the clock will strike midnight and you'll lose it all... I guess it colors Cinderella as a pretty opportunistic gal.

A: I think that works too. People often think of roleplaying and video games as a waste of time. We might say that people who have those hobbies live in a world of pumpkins, as C and L seem to do. But there is some different psychological need served in the state of play, some different mode, that is not just a poor substitute for having the real thing. If you look at Cinderella in a different way, her life was more 'human' when she was talking to mice and imagining dresses between the glares of her impenetrable stepsisters.

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Comments ( 13 )

Why does the title of the story have nothing to do with the synopsis?

I freaking died. Thank you! This is great, and hilarious.


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Ackshewly.... it does. But that relationship is in the body of the story. I'll admit I got a little lost in the bit about pumpkins, I started wandering the fields as it were, but it is certainly there.

11091769
I tried something different. Thanks for your input!

Such a magnanimous display of prose. Surely your literary skill is of advanced caliber :twilightsmile:
You rolled high, albeit post-send; I've been hit right in the heart. Please, do consider finishing me off with more prose at your own leisure

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Gosh. Well, give me a few days and I'll have something for you.

That was a good story.

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Glad you enjoyed it.

Woah. The two sisters have really lost it. :pinkiegasp: :pinkiecrazy: Enjoyable! :twilightsmile:

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You'd think that such longevity would impart wisdom of some sort...

This is perfect. Literally perfect.

Such a refreshingly entertaining story. It pains me that I was unaware of it for so long.

Luna is already a goof in my mind and seeing her here is just delightful.

What a fun life to lead after everything that'd happened to them.

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A very serious life, thank you! :rainbowdetermined2:

Twilight really needs to lighten up. She's turning into a cold emtionless machine at this rate. She only started to sound like the real Twilight Sparkle near the end.

Love the story though.

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Ascending to the Divine will do that to you.

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