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headless_rainbow


I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

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I had a nightmare you'd write a story based on this scene, rainbow.

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Have you awoken from that nightmare yet? There are a few other scenes I might touch on but we'll see. Mostly working on commissions and other projects but I would like to squeak some out.

Public hanging, rape, and necrophilia ensue.

When doesn't it ever?

It was only a matter of time before somebody wrote a story like this. There is not a G5 tag yet, alas, but there should be.

Public hanging, rape, and necrophilia ensue.

Queen Haven and co should be glad their deposition in the film didn't get to that point.

Seriously. You just HAD to go there.

Interesting.

They all going to Hell after this. :applejackunsure:

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A lot of the time, she's paid to.

So what the heck were Queen Haven and Zipp doing during all this?

This doesn't have nearly enough likes. It was so over the top.

“Impregnate me through a dead pop slut’s head!”

This mare deserves a best supporting actress award. Such genuine and heartfelt delivery.

:rainbowlaugh:

Well that was um... interesting, but hey we can't all be sunshine and rainbows all the time am I right?

I must admit I'm a little confused when it comes to these sort of fics, should I leave a like to show my appreciation for the authors efforts, or is the point of writing such a story to collect as many down votes as possible?

I'm way way out my comfort zone here, but nice work have a like, or a downvote if you prefer.

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I think you'll find they occur an average amount of the time.

10994304
Yes it was, which is why I wanted to beat them to the punch and why this story is fairly short. I did think about including Haven and Zipp, maybe will add them later if I get suddenly enthusiastic about this concept again.

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No, I didn't have to go there, but I did anyway :rainbowdetermined2:

10994452
Or Tartarus if that's still around. At least all the creatures that Celestia locked in there for eternity will have more company... though possibly not company they want to have in the same cell as them.

10994503
Probably being raped, murdered, and raped again. Maybe I'll add it later, dunno.

10994547
Yeah it's a pretty romantic line.

10994884
Oddly, I write these stories for the people that like them, not as a troll, and most of the stories on this account are actually commissions I was paid to write (though not this one). Like if you liked it or thought it was good, don't if you didn't or don't. Granted, upvotes will still be outvoted by people that didn't even read it; it will always baffle me why people click on things that clearly aren't targeted at them and vote based on how much the content offends them.
It's fine though because I know I can write, else I wouldn't have consistently upvoted stories on other accounts.

10994901
This sorta fic aint normally my cup of tea, but it was a pleasant escape from my comfort zone. And i appreciate that, so you got an up vote from me. It was pretty good in a horrible kinda way, and hey if the mood strikes me again I'll be sure to checkout some of your other fics.

D48

10994884
For what it's worth, I thought this story was hilarious.

10994886
Damn, my town must just be weird then.

10994980
Uh yeah, kinda why I up voted it.

Oh good, the floodgates on G5 rape and snuff fics are officially open now that Headless Rainbow has kicked off the fun.

I'll do my part, hoof to heart.

10995245
All our hopes and dreams are riding on you, soldier. Don't let us down. :rainbowdetermined2:

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I'm not sure what that's worth :rainbowwild: But yes, crossing the line twice is my favorite comedy trope.

I'm surprised you didn't write about her bowels relaxing after death.

Because she had proper pop idol priorities though, she was more worried about her virgin holes than dying in front of everyone.

Considering who wrote the story, not even death can stop virgin holes from losing the "virgin" part.

10995709
That'd definitely improve lubrication, though at the cost of getting an infection (but then, it's an infection from the late princess, so it's a great souvenir).

10995709
She had just taken a crap before the show. She was going to auction her princess shit on eHay. I sure hope someone still put it up; the proceeds can go to charity.

10995735
Souvenirs are great for preserving precious memories.

I'm okay...I'm aight....I'm aight....holy fuck man, I am not aight. Not even close.

After watching the movie, I had to say Pipp was my favorite. And now I really wish I hadn't seen this, because it will haunt me for a really long time.

Why you gotta do Pipp like that?

pussy juice.

Also, Lil Wayne reference.

Forgot to mention that.

10995952
Haven't you ever heard it said that we always hurt the ones we love? :rainbowdetermined2:

10995958
Is it? Nice to know I accidentally made a reference!
Though I think that term is actually just the result of me looking for synonyms for secretions or fluids. :rainbowderp:

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10996115
Dude, I thought this was fucked up. Y'all just doin' Pipp dirty.

You welcome to check out my fic when it comes out, though. It'll be much less dark.

D48

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It'll be much less dark.

Where's the fun in that?

10996262
The fun's right here, homes.

EThis Is How A Pegasus Hoops
After being shown up by Izzy, Pipp decides to learn how to hoop.
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D48 #39 · Sep 30th, 2021 · · 1 ·

10996275
:pinkiesick:

No entertaining tags and an E rating. Why on earth would anyone subject themselves to that when there's good wholesome snuff to enjoy right here?

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You know, if I posted an ad to a story in a completely unrelated story genre, someone might think I was being rude. Actually, everyone would accuse me of being rude because it's me, and some might even if it was a clean story ad. :rainbowhuh:
And honestly, why do you want to post it here? You're far more likely to get downvotes by intentionally advertising it to people outside of it's target audience, and you probably care about that more than me.

10996893
Eh. Not with y'all.

10995524
You didn't cross the line twice. About four times, actually. Hell, maybe ten.

I love the little pervert you added, tought. Just made it even more hilarious.

10997826
As long as it's an even number, it's still hilarious. You just gotta watch out for the odd numbers.

10998335
Here's a tip: next time you write one of these, cross as many lines as humanly possible in a somewhat sudden way, to make the whole dark comedy undertones more obvious.

10998717
Well it's a rather short story that starts when she's already hanging there, so hard to go from one thing to another suddenly. Also it's hard to surprise people what is in it when it's all listed in the contents, and I'm not going to lure people into something by not posting contents. Still, I have done a range of sudden and gradual shifts in various stories, as well as variants of having plot or having no plot, I do try to be diverse.

Breaking in the new series, huh?

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Indeed. I may have been the first one to do a fucked up story about it, but definitely not the only one. I think a number of other stories have popped up, all thanks to my love and support probably.

What the fuck
I have no words
Yes I know it’s comedy
I still have no words
No it’s not because I am laughing
Not really my thing
Tho I may know a few people who’s similar wtf reactions I will laugh at when I show them this fics existence

11013334
It's always a little baffling to me that people intentionally show people fics that they don't think they'll like. Are they friends or people you despise? :rainbowhuh:

11013461
Well there not gonna read it. It’s just one of those thing where your like hey look at this fic description someone wrote about x and there like oh god and then that’s it.

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