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  • 113w, 8h
    Thank You, Everyone!

    It's been only three days since Pinkie Pie Meets the Universe was featured on Equestia Daily, and in that time it has gotten over 80 favorites and likes, and I've gained at least 4 new watchers. I wish I was able to personally thank each and every one of you for your enormous support of my story. I'm absolutely thrilled that it has gotten an almost universally positive response; even the few people who have mentioned there were parts of it they didn't care for (and who did so in a very cordial manner, I might add, for which they have my deepest gratitude for their consideration), have still stated that they enjoyed the rest of the story overall.

    An especially big thanks is in order for Bad Horse from here on FiM, who gave me the inspiration for this story in the first place; to Hinoraito on DeviantArt, for the amazing cover image, drawn completely based on her own interpretations of the story itself; and to the EQD pre-readers who helped me polish PPMTU in the gem you all enjoyed. Without all of them, it would never have gotten on EQD, and pretty much none of you would have ever seen it.

    Though I have been extremely busy for the past couple of months preparing for a move, and will still be very busy for the next several months while I settle in, I hope to continue providing you all with stories you will enjoy in the future. Thanks one again to absolutely everyone who watched me and/or read, liked, favorited, and commented on my story!

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  • 113w, 3d
    Officially Featured!

    At long last, Pinkie Pie Meets the Universe has been officially featured on Equestria Daily!

    I'm so excited I can barely sit still. I hope everyone enjoys it!

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  • 115w, 1d

    Well, I've heard back from the EQD pre-readers about Pinkie Pie Meets the Universe!

    The bad news is that my story was turned down, but the good news is that it was purely for technical reasons: some formatting errors, ellipses overuse, and basically a bunch of minor things that added up to a big thing.

    The pre-reader in question was very helpful, however, and also said that he immensely enjoyed the story itself. I've just finished ironing out all the kinks he mentioned, and am going to give it one more thorough read-over to make sure I caught everything.

    Really I should have been more thorough in vetting it myself after transferring it over from DeviantArt; I let my over-eagerness to get it submitted to EQD get the better of me. Live and learn, however, and after I'm done with these revisions, it should be accepted without a problem.

    Learn from my mistake, ladies and gents: anything worth doing takes time!

    NOTE: Going back and editing a blog entry about making sure you have everything right before submitting something, including this note, in order to fix typos: cruel irony.

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  • 116w, 5h
    Schedules, and Being Behind Them

    Well, it's been quite a while since I've made any updates here. Fear not, however, because one is rapidly approaching on the horizon!

    On the advice of Bad Horse, I wanted to wait until I had a really knock-your-socks off cover image for my Pinkie Pie story before submitting it here. Unfortunately, the artist I originally intended to commission had a bunch of unpleasant personal business crop up, so she was regretfully unable to follow through on it.

    Destiny was at hand, however, and I was able to snag a commission from the inestimable Hinoraito of DeviantArt. I'm in her livestream as we speak, and she is putting the finishing touches and a truly glorious piece to complement my tale of Universal shenanigans. Once it is completed, I will do a few minor technical edits to the story, then put it in the submission queue! I estimate I will have it submitted sometime this evening; I have some errands to run today so I probably won't be able to get it submitted this afternoon.

    I also intend to send it in to EQD once it's up on FiMFiction. Hopefully all goes well!

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  • 119w, 5d
    And so it is Done!

    For those of you not content to wait for the story to make its way through the approval queue here on FiMFiction...BEHOLD!

    The promised tale of friendship and the Universe!

    All things considered, I'm actually pretty happy with how it turned out.

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  • ...

Have you ever felt like the Universe was out to get you? Well, pat yourself on the back, because you're absolutely right. The Universe is a huge jerk, and its favorite pastime is frying planets with supernovas the moment so much as an amoeba crawls out of the primordial soup.

Given its track record, what will happen when the Universe stumbles across a certain planet inhabited by magical technicolor ponies? The biggest party ever, if Pinkie Pie has anything to say about it!

(Featured on Equestria Daily)

First Published
9th Sep 2012
Last Modified
9th Sep 2012
#1 · 115w, 4d ago · · ·

This story owes its creation to the one and only Bad Horse of FiMFiction, who provided the inspiration for this tale.

The amazing cover art comes from the supremely talented Hinoraito of DeviantArt. I commissioned it especially for this story, and I am overjoyed at the incredible job she did!

#2 · 115w, 4d ago · 5 · ·

This is the first time I've ever seen something like the universe personified. And, of course, the first time I encounter this involves Pinkie Pie. Who else?

Excellent one-shot, very funny and almost exactly how I would expect Pinkie to talk and behave when faced with the entire universe. Shame that we're all gonna die if this ever comes true.

#3 · 115w, 4d ago · · ·

The ending made me laugh so hard I thought my lung was coming out!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#4 · 115w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh, come off it, Universe!

#5 · 115w, 4d ago · · ·


Glad you enjoyed it! I did my best to try to think like Pinkie while writing her portions. I got a migraine and Type 2 diabetes for my trouble, but it was worth it for the authenticity! :pinkiehappy:


In that case, mission accomplished! Glad you liked it! :twilightblush:


I know, right? Like I said: Total. Jerk. :ajbemused:

Thanks to all three of you for the fave, as well! It's really appreciated. :pinkiehappy:

#6 · 115w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

Oh Universe, you're so crazy! *laugh track, iris out*

#7 · 115w, 3d ago · · ·

An extremely entertaining one shot.

#8 · 115w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

ghost of a human after universe destroy planet: snob

#9 · 115w, 3d ago · · ·


Yesss! :rainbowlaugh:


Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :pinkiehappy:


Tell me about it. What prima dona! :duck:

#11 · 115w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1255626 dude i know to spell snob.

#13 · 114w, 5d ago · · ·


#15 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

This... was certainly the result of some variety of Genius. :rainbowlaugh: The simplicity of the premise made me jump on it as soon as I saw the title. And you did a good job of handling the situation.

Would you permit me to place a reference to your story in a Doctor Who pony fanfic I'm writing?

#16 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·


#17 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

Dat ending.

#18 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

The beginning reads alot like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy which is a good thing!

#19 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·


KABOOM! :pinkiecrazy:


I would be inestimably honored, sir! Thank you for your generous praise. :raritystarry:


For everyone but us bipedal apes. :derpytongue2:




Thank you very much! As a big fan of the Guide, I find that to be an extremely flattering comparison. :pinkiehappy:

#20 · 113w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

I always enjoyed your little stories on devArt, but this really takes the cake... Which actually makes me sad, seeing that I was going to eat it later.:pinkiesad2:

#21 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

Very nice. truly deserving the random tag XD

Comment posted by Ghelter deleted at 8:00am on the 8th of September, 2013
#23 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·


See? Just more proof of how big of a jerk the Universe is! :raritydespair:


It doesn't get more random than a Pinkie fic. :pinkiehappy:


If that was the case, then the Universe did not overreact in the slightest. :rainbowderp:

#24 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

A truly enjoyable concept.  Of course it would be Pinkie that would unwittingly save all pony-kind by befriending the Universe.

#25 · 113w, 3d ago · · ·

That last line was perfect, and I offer you my first born child in thanks for giving us that.

#26 · 113w, 2d ago · · ·

Is it bad that I was reading the first few paragraphs of narration aloud in a voice akin to that of the illustrious Dr. Ivo Rrrrobotnik?

#27 · 113w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

that ending... must be 4chan

because when all else fails blame 4chan

#28 · 113w, 2d ago · · ·


She's the best Deus ex Machina this side of the Sonic Screwdriver. :derpytongue2:


I graciously accept your gift, and shall offer him up as a sacrifice to the dread Pit Lord to whom I forged an unholy pact for the inspiration of this tale. I believe you would know him as Bad Horse. :moustache:


Not only is it not bad, I believe that may now be mandatory for this story. :rainbowdetermined2:



#29 · 113w, 1d ago · · ·

Excellent one-shot. :pinkiehappy:

For a moment there I thought that the Universe was going to turn out to be what Pinkie breaks the fourth wall to communicate with.

#30 · 113w, 1d ago · · ·


I'm glad you liked it! :pinkiehappy:

And that's actually what I meant to imply. :derpytongue2:

#32 · 113w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

"Pinkie breaks the fourth wall" and its various subsets have gone well beyond the point of cliche, but this story puts a unique and original spin on the concept.  I really liked the way the universe was portrayed--I got a very "Douglas Adams" vibe from it.  Personally, I thought the ending was a bit of a disappointment, though.  I can see from the other comments that I appear to be in the minority, but it felt like a hastily tacked-on bit of trollage more than a logical outgrowth of the story itself.  Random comedy still needs to have SOME logic, after all, and blowing up the universe for the sake of a "humans are icky" joke after spending the previous 3000 words building up the universe/Pinkie dynamic seems awfully cheap to me.

Nevertheless, I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy this.  An excellent waste of a few minutes, I'd call it.  Good work.

#33 · 113w, 23h ago · · ·

Saw that ending coming. :rainbowlaugh:

#34 · 113w, 22h ago · · ·


I understand; humor is subjective after all, and the same things won't be humorous to everyone. However, I feel like I should point out (and my apologies if this wasn't made clear in the story itself) that the Universe only destroyed the Milky Way Galaxy, which is very distant from the theoretical Pony Galaxy, so he didn't harm Pinkie with his ridiculous overreactions. Of course, given that only one line ("Choosing a new galaxy at random...") indicated that the galaxy that was destroyed was different from Pinkie's, I can see how it would have been overlooked. In any event, I am glad you enjoyed the rest of the story, at least. :pinkiehappy:



#35 · 112w, 6d ago · · ·

Complete? NOOOOO :raritycry::raritydespair:

This brilliance needs more!

#36 · 112w, 6d ago · · ·


I'm very happy you enjoyed it so much. :pinkiehappy:

Though I don't currently have any plans for a sequel, I won't say that it's impossible. Even then, If it does happen, it won't be for quite some time. :applecry:

#37 · 112w, 5d ago · · ·

That ending was absolutly amazing. It made me laugh so hard. I just made an account, just so I could favorite and like this.

#38 · 112w, 5d ago · · ·


I am both honored and overjoyed! Thank you so much for the show of support! :pinkiehappy:

#39 · 112w, 2d ago · 2 · ·


> sequel

"Pinkie Pie Meets The Multiverse"

"Pinkie Pie Meets The Hypercontinuum"

"Pinkie Pie Meets The Fractally Self-Similar Consciousness Of Which Our 26-Dimensional D-Brane Is An Insignificantly Tiny Part"

and finally

"Pinkie Pie Meets Herself"


#40 · 112w, 1d ago · 5 · ·


:pinkiehappy: "Guys, guys! I just met the UNIVERSE!"

:rainbowhuh: "No, Pinkie Pie. You are the universe."



:trollestia: "And that's how Equestria was made!"


#41 · 112w, 1d ago · · ·

"Um, hi! Yes, I'm talking to you, Mister Eldritch Being! Are you one of those thingies from beyond time and space that make ponies go crazy with cyclopean visions of impossible geometrics and sunken cities holding Dead Gods Dreaming? Because my Granny-Pie saw those all the time!"
Best line ever!!!:pinkiehappy:
Pinkamena Diane Pie could now claim, with one hundred percent veracity, that she was friends with the Entire. Bucking. UNIVERSE.
No, I changed my mind, that one is!!!:pinkiehappy:
At this point, Pinkie's brain was desperately attempting to process these monumental revelations, doing all in its power to rationalize the Universe's apparent ignorance of the two most important things in... the Universe!
ARRUUGGHHH!!! Why must I choose? That's it, I'm just going to point out the best lines in the fic in no order of prefence whatsoever. Here we go!
Eager to make more new friends, the Universe shifted its perception down to the surface of the planet, a planet inhabited by a peculiar species of bipedal, furless primates.

Approximately five minutes later, the Universe simultaneously detonated every star in the galaxy.

...Wow.:twilightoops: I thought there would be more than that. Did I miss something?:rainbowderp:

#42 · 112w, 15h ago · · ·


Haha! I'm glad you enjoyed so many lines. :pinkiehappy:

As for the ending, suffice to say that it's been hit or miss (mostly hit, fortunately)! :rainbowlaugh:

#43 · 112w, 3h ago · · ·

Wow... You are a seriously great writer. The whole story was amazing. Loved it!! :pinkiehappy:

#44 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·


Shucks! Thank ya kindly! :ajsmug:

#45 · 110w, 4d ago · · ·

This is one of the greatest fanfics I've ever read. I love your humor and your writing style, you're amazing :twilightsmile:

And I love the ending. :rainbowlaugh: At first I had mixed feelings about it, but then I read your other comment where you state that the ponies are not affected, so it's ok with me. (I know, I'm a sick bastard.)

Anyway, great job! :pinkiehappy:

#46 · 100w, 4d ago · 2 · 1 ·

This is an excellent story that truely had me smiling and laughing!

Though I am picturing this for those five minutes.

Universe: Let's see what this world is doing...

Universe: ...Internet?  What is this about?  Oh, they have awareness of my friend Pinkie Pie?

Universe sees /mlp/


Returns to Equestria.

Universe: Pinkie...I just destroyed an entire galaxy that seemed to know of you, but...what they were doing to you, but I didn't mean to overreact like that...

Pinkie: It's okay.  Say, maybe if you take a physical body for a while, things will be better.  I bet you could make yourself a pony body easy!

Universe: ...alright.

Universe's Pony Body: I just don't know what went wrong...

#47 · 98w, 3h ago · · ·

Okay, that was priceless. :rainbowlaugh:

#48 · 50w, 1d ago · · ·

I love stories where pinkie is aware of higher/other planes of existence, and I love this one.

Just one small nit pick: you used "sentient" where I think you meant to say "sapient".

Handy guide

Other than that, great job! :pinkiesmile:

#49 · 17w, 3h ago · · ·

I jus love when Pinkie Pie meet abstract ideas and befriend them... you might think is an odditie, but I doubt it hasn't happened before :pinkiehappy:

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