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Sunset's always been into bad boys, but how bad is too bad?
When they unironically call themselves a Dark Lord? Yeah. That might be too bad...
Written for the May 2021 Pairing Contest by the Original Pairings Group.
Won First Prize in the Sunset Shimmer X EG Villain Shipping Contest!
Sex tag is just for comments made in story. Thanks to Short Tale for editing!
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*Slow claps*
*But not in a condescending way, more like genuine surprise and awe*
Wow... This should be interesting.
This was a joy to read! Great work!
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Something ain't right.
Are you going to write a story where Sunset dates Zephyr next?
I adore this silly story, great work!
I know this was going to be glorious when I read the title. I was not disappointed.
Maybe Sunset should go back to Flash. Princess Twilight might get jealous, but she had enough time to bag him but didn't.
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I'm not that cruel!
10834250
Go back to Flash?
Unless you mean Flash Magnus or Flash from DC Comics, then I VERY much disagree.
Vietnam Flashbacks hitting hard
I feel I've read this exact line before
understandable reaction
Bit of a delayed response there Sunny
...
*I pull out my little list of ideas*
"Alternate universe where Sunset finds a resurrection spell in the forbidden library, brings back Grogar, and they become king and queen of Equestria."
of course you did
You had friends?
This gave me Power Ranger's flashbacks.
"OF DOOM!!"
Ok, this genuinely got me laughing
Most usually open a bakery
You guys befriended a psychopath. Multiple times!
Okay, they belong to each other.
The F*ck? Did a gas vein started leaking in the castle?
A story as weird, ridiculous and funny as it's premise promised.
(I wonder if some of this will easter-egg its way into your main story)
I think Flash is more hurt by the fact that she replaced him with 'that'.
But Ninja, you tease. You always put little bits here and there about anecdotes that sounds like awesome stories on their own. The Hip Hop song on the Yatch? Angel Bunny eating someone? Ember visiting for tea? Fluttershy bestiality habits?
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Oh. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you hadn’t seen it yet.
Behold! The worst. Thing. Ever.
Yes.
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I watched it. I understand why they swore to never speak of this ever again.
my god you madlad you actually did it
10834261
"Friends... acquaintences... uh, rivals? Yeah, gonna go with rivals."
It would certainly explain that Royal Swan Ceremony...
Only time will tell.
*Face palm*
Quite hilarious, good show!
Holy sh....
This was disturbing and awesome at the same time. Well done!
Also that yacht song? The. Worst. Possible. Thing
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As 10834261 hinted at, the "Hotties on a Yacht-y" song is banned in all my stories. A source of endless shame and rage on the Rainbooms' part. It will never not be something they always regret.
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Totally agree! Hideous.
Well. That happened.
Huh.
10834456
Huh. Yeah, it did.
What'd ya think?
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Dunno really, think it needed Grogar doing a bit more than acting out the stereotype. He seemed just a bit "cardboardy", you know? More back and forth between him and Sunset. Perhaps a shared love of setting things on fire?
Everyone else was great.
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Hmmmm... maybe so, yeah. Might have to think about that sometime. Thank you.
10834353
Grogar is an old man and Sunset Shimmer is a teenager.
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Well technically Sunset is somewhere in her mid-twenties, having graduated summa cum laude from CSGU before stranding herself in the human world. Why the portal set her back a decade or so, who knows.
Grogar is inevitable
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Well, if she was sixteen and Gorgar is eighty, He would be in Jail.
It’s...perfect. A more beautiful love story has yet to be told
10834197
well now we know why grogar not showed up in your story
Stars and Bars, Applejack?
I always wondered who was the inspiration for "Kiss the Go-Goat.". Now I know.
Darkseid’s tigerforce line is a classic.
We do not speak of the yacht. Nor should we.
"He's mostly harmless. Maybe a little old for her."
I'd love to hear more about Smolder's tea party in the human world.
Pinkie nodded solemnly. "Their power is mighty indeed."
"Grogar concurs, pink one."
... I swear I wrote this before I got to Pinkie actually doing that.
I expected Grogar to see Granny Smith behind the lunch counter and demand a rematch. For the twelfth time. What actually happened certainly works as well.
In any case, hilarious stuff throughout. Thank you for a delightful bit of madness. Best of luck in the judging.
Okay, this was definitely not what I expected...it was amazing!
I think the bit at the end is the best part, though.
This. I need more of this and I didn't even know it.
Took me too long to get to this one.
Woah, Ninja, are you shitting on Dance Magic? Cuz you and I are gonna have fisticuffs if you are.
Twilight Sparkle, you are under arrest for felony assault, false imprisonment, unlawful surveillance in the second degree, and practicing medicine without a license.
Dafuq is tigerforce?
Ok, but wouldn't the resident magigirls have noticed an anthropomorphized ram teaching at community college? Especially Rainbow, who even earlier seemed desperate for magical excitement?
Am I the only one who's kinda bummed this isn't longer, so we can see him treating Sunset this way? The romantic in me is a little sad...
Anyways, such a fun story! Well done, ninja.
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No. Dance Magic was good fun.
But the yacht song... it hurts me.
I’m sorry this wasn’t longer, but it seems like most of my short stories wind up forcing me to write much much longer version down the road. So who knows?
I was going to make a crack about that, but you beat me to the punch. And frankly, Sunset dating Grogar is an order of magnitude less skeevy in my demented opinion. At least he's honest about being evil.
What the heck did I just read? Seriously, that was twisted, sick and wrong in so many different ways. I loved it. Bravo good author.
Also, the last few paragraphs were solid platinum.
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Sunset Shimmer x Flash Magnus is an underappreciated ship
If you feel that way, then you can go train.
There were two?
Wow.
Isn’t it kinda useless when you’re in another dimension?
Yeah, but we all know who it is.
I thought I was the only one that heard that.
Ok, I knew sunset was crazy, but this probably takes the cake.
And there it is, folks. The million dollar question.
You can not compare that to this.
10835885
We don't speak of the yacht...
10835952
I think I remember that one, but not the other one.
10836021
Well, there's the Spring Breakdown special, where the Rainbooms took a nice vacation on a cruise ship, and featured a(n all too short) trip into Equestria with Sunset, Sci-Twi, and Rainbow.
And then there's this abomination.
10836050
Didn’t the second one take place in spring breakdown? Because, they seem to be wearing the same thing.
10836076
Nothing definite in canon says one way or another, but since the girls seem to share the same outfits from short to short in their respective "Specials", I just assume it took place in a similar time frame.
But Spring Breakdown was pretty fun, so I prefer to think there's another degree of separation between it and... that.
10836081
What’s wrong with it anyways? Did I miss something?
10836090
It's a really awful hip-hop song. And I hate it. And so do a lot of people. So I made that joke.
What the-
Yes. It never existed.
10834250
There are no words in the english lexicon to explain how much I disagree with your statement.
10836152
Yes?