The Disastrous Adventures of Crew-T

by TheMajorTechie

BoUNcy cHaOS and weird shipping

"Look, Slis, we're in a dating simulator!"

"What."

Emily pointed at the omnipresent camera that always exists in convenient locations. "We're live! Say hi to the world!"

"Uhm... hi?"

"Aw, do it with more enthusiasm!" Emily lit her horn, forming a magical megaphone in front of Slissa.

"HELLO, WORLD!" Slissa screeched at the top of her lungs. Somewhere on the opposite side of the ship, WillCutYou's ears began to bleed.

"YOUS DISTURB SLEP. WHY LOUD?" Sweetie Giraffe stomped up to Emily and Slissa. She lit her own horn and smited Emily's magic megaphone. "NO LOUD. QUIET ONLY. WANT SLEP."

dingus.

Author's Note:

T113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Random
• Anthology

Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!

• Sex
• OC
• Other
• Mr. Cake
• Main 6
• Flash Sentry

Super Trampoline · 25k words  ·  281  54 · 14k views

Because we all have a masochist within us.

I'm terrible at shipping. Have a 100-word chapter fitting of the source fic.

Comments

[Zapper Frost]

finally got around to reading this crackfic, and while it may not be entirely what i expected from the description, it is entirely what i would expect from you

[Zapper Frost]

EDiscord's Game of... Something

• MLP: FiM
• Random

Discord invites some random creatures from across the multiverse to take part in a card game of his own creation

• Crossover
• Discord
• Other

Zapper Frost · 1.1k words · 328 views

shameless self-promotion

the description of the story pretty much tells you all you need to know

[TwinAttorney864]

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/486910/the-real-twilight

Twilight (Human) meets with some old friends, get drunk, and acts like a emo dickhead (Like Sunset from EQG Movie 1). You wanted a bull description? YOU MAY HAVE ONE