"Twitermelon Sparkle!" Waterbow Melon called, tumbling down the watermelon chute of the School of No Cents, "Where is my money?"
"Cents are not allowed here." Twitermelon replied. "Money in all forms is hereby and forever onward illegal within school grounds."
Rare Water(melon) was led away in meloncuffs in the background for giving away cents.
"What the actual heck are you watching, Sweetie Giraffe?"
Sweetie Giraffe looked down from the portable TV she had set up on the tallest shelf in the ship. "AM NOT KNOW. BRAIN CELL PLINK PLONK. WANT WATCH MELON SHOW."
It was at this moment that Twitermelon Sparkle suddenly became half-dragon, on top of already being half-pony and half-watermelon. She is now 150% alive.
"I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE." Twitermelon sang in a voice so terrible that she was able to evade the copyright ninjas of the music industry.
Pretty sure it's clear as day at this point that I haven't read a single word of the story beyond the description lol. Light Heart has ceased to exist because no real-life folks in a story about pure carnage without explicit permission. Instead, they have been conveniently replaced by a potato with a smiley face drawn on in sharpie. Plus cardboard wings and horn, of course, since alicorn and all.
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... a single reference to the story itself, brought to you by ya boi Tonkus scrolling through the first chapter and stopping on a random paragraph!
Spike chuckled. "Maybe we should fuse together to become one of those ultimate lifeforms."
> Thousand Degree Knife heard that.
"FUUUU-SIOOOOON!" Spike the earth pony and Spike the dragon yelled in unison, running full-speed at each other because dangit we can't always be cramming references as-is into this hot garbage. The watermelon between them made a sickening crunch sound, much to the horror of all of the watermelon hybrids nearby.
The two Spikes proceeded to slam face-first into each other. Butter Knife smiled, knowing that the threat of another being rising to her level had been quelled.
Sweetie Giraffe turned off the TV and threw it out the window, resulting in everything else nearby being sucked into the vacuum of space as well. Except for Sweetie Giraffe. She's too tall for that.
Churned Cow Juice Utensil Used For The Purpose Of Cutting And Spreading screamed.
I'd be interested to see your take on this.
- MLP: FiM
- Romance
- Dark
- Adventure
Chrysalis had welcomed the end, but one final visitor forces her to reconsider.Bad Summary:
Chrysalis accidentally mortally wounds Celestia and falls in love with Twilight while attempting to fix it.
- MLP: FiM
- Pokémon
- Drama
- Slice of Life
After everypony in Equestria was transformed into an Eeveelution, Sassaflash and Sea Swirl try to continue their lives as normally as possible.Bad summary: The entire population of Equestria is transformed into 9 species from a franchise I know you’re not familiar with, and two background ponies try to live their lives while everyone else resorts to violence.
can you read
Chapter 2: New Land and New Faces.
let's go with the last 50% part
and try again ?
please ?
p.s. I did like this chapter
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i decide what i want to write.
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Ok
This is too bad to downvote. It's making me laugh too hard. Why do you do this, Techie?