Her closest guess was that it may have had something to with growing up next to the abandoned chemical treatment plant-turned nuclear waste storage facility where people theorized the government had an extraterrestrial research laboratory, but that was crazy talk.

Something about this line greatly amuses me.

“If they are somehow able to fellate even a third of what I have, I’ll consider not looking too deeply into it,”

Because you'll be to deep into them.

a respectable C cup bust,

Cover picture: Gigantic badonkers

Celestia had never gotten any legitimate explanation as to why she had a dick, but she knew her sister Luna was similarly equipped - albeit slightly less endowed. They’d been raised normally, had an ordinary childhood, acquired degrees at university, and even had a number of attempted romantic affairs with potential lovers; all throughout, nobody had offered an answer for why either of them were literally hung like horses. Her closest guess was that it may have had something to with growing up next to the abandoned chemical treatment plant-turned nuclear waste storage facility where people theorized the government had an extraterrestrial research laboratory, but that was crazy talk.