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bronyheat


Another day stretching a dime into a dollar. All work and no pony makes brony a dull boy.

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It's been several weeks since the "Calamity in Canterlot", a day where the sun itself stopped in the sky. Canterlot was thrown into a panic, only for Twilight to discover that Celestia had in fact been busy engaging in "alternative exercises" with her own sister. Needless to say, things in Equestria have been weird for Twilight Sparkle lately.

Frustrated with the insanity around her, Twilight withdrawals into herself, causing her friends no end of concern for her well-being.

They decide to try to help her out by finding her a special somepony. Things do not go well.


contains: Some crude humor, sexual references, implied princest, and one perpetually prickly alicorn.

This story is technically a sequel to my previous stories, however, due to the Teen rating here, and the fact it can be enjoyed on its own, I didn't link them. If you're ok with reading a couple mature clopfics, then I highly recommend checking out the rest of the series first to get more backstory.

I hope you enjoy!

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 12 )

So kind of an experiment to see how a non-clop story does.
All I ask is that if you decide to leave a negative rating, please comment why below. I promise your criticism won't hurt me, I'm a big boy!
*stops tying noose and hides it behind back.*

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I like to think that at least some of the reason Discord "reformed" is he realized all he needed to do was sit back with some popcorn and enjoy the show.

A cliffhanger? Heh. Well, its certainly self contained, none the less. Poor book-horse. :rainbowlaugh:

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I really do like Twilight, it's kind of funny how for whatever reason she just ended up my series punching-bag.
Hopefully the pay off for her in the final book will be worth it. :twilightblush:

“So anyway, I got the team to grab him and he’s tied up in the back of a nearby wagon; thinks we’re pranking him.” Rainbow Dash let out a small laugh.

This fits way to well with the Wonderbolts. I legit can see them doing something like this. :rainbowlaugh:

Can Twilights lover be a stallion? Why should Celestia be surprised that Twilight not talking to someone that cucked her brother?

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Twilight knows that had actually been Chrysalis. I never directly explain how (just that she knows), but we can assume Shining told her what he saw.
Either way she's definitely been avoiding Celestia as best she can since the incidents in both Canterlot and the Crystal Empire. Don't worry in my final story I plan to make sure Twilight gets everything she wants... and then some. :twilightoops:

“I suppose with little miss narc here we’re going to have to continue the ‘The Throne and Crown Pound-Down’ someplace else- OOH! Let’s try Hive Behemoth next! We can really rub it in Queen Tyran’s smug face.”

I see what you did there.

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I deny everything! Games Workshop will never take me alive!

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