Considering Twilight's history of flubbing what should be simple spells, I'm calling it right now, Ponyville will have somewhere in the next 9-11 months a whole host of baby centaurs.
10431370 10431428 Both centaurs and satyrs are senseless option. Centaurs. because how 2 creatures, both with 4 limbs are going to conceive being with 6 limbs. And 2 chests... Satyrs, because all hybridizations always show that traits of parents actually mix, not get clearly divided between different parts of body (look for liger, or hybrid of llama and camel for proof). Eventual offspring will be pony with strong human features or anthro or something in the middle. Of course magic of Equus may show middle finger to this aspect of biology, after and if it will show it for first time about impossibility of hybridization of 2 so different species .
10431486 I have a few arguments to counter that. 1)All pegasi and alicorns have 6 limbs. 2)Lord Tirek has 6 limbs and 2 torsos. 3)Flutterbat caused by one of Twilight's spells backfiring. 4)Magical waist high multicolored talking ponies transformed by the way of a spell(even though for only a day) from an equine descendant to an ape descendant. 5) Griffons. 6)Hippoogriffs/seaponies.
10431428 Their ponies not goats. Now if one of them was actually Grogar reincarnated as a nanny goat that got transformed by the human for a day spell.
10431670 The only other pony/human hybrid creature I could think of is the kelpie. That would be insane if Ponyville was populated by infants that look like one of the fae.
10431869 Let me be the first to apologize if I'm coming off as argumentative, I was having fun with my fellow readers on some ideas. This fic is a blast to read as I've not come across one like it, I really like the images you've crafted here. Now any time I read a HiE clopfic, my brain always goes to the ponies having either centaurs or kelpies.
And so the Shepard by himself doubled NAY! Tripled Ponyvilles population in a single day, so impressed by his virility, Celestia ordered that Human day be a national holiday and commanded the Shepard to travel to every village, town and city, to spread his seed, to multiple and to show the local stallions how to get the job done right.
We noticed you were super bummed about that portal to the other world not leading to your Earth! And we wanted to make you feel better!
That... actually makes perfect sense as a motivation. Huh.
“Yeah well, humans are basically fertile and able to have kids any time,” I stated.
Not strictly true, but a monthly cycle will definitely seem that way to a species with a yearly one.
Ah yes, the magic of human endurance. And the tragedy of a prey species in the bedroom. Quick shots don't get eaten, after all.
“Cadence helped Twilight with the spell work,” Pinkie said as if that explained it all. Which it did.
It wouldn't be accurate to say Cadence wrote the book on sex magic. That would imply only one of them.
“Heehee! Just wait until tonight~,” she said cheerfully, skipping off.
I've read enough fanfics to know where this is going.
Oh goodness, that last bit. Usually you just need to worry about the LD50 of sugar with Pinkie's cooking. Shepherd may not get back outside for a while.
10432781 i would say cadence refined whatever luna and celestia wrote as they seem to be the ones who keep and write most history and information as they are the rulers and have lived over 1000 years by the show telling us. also im pretty sure that sheperd is gonna need to go to the hospital next as this much "action" and him being drugged might not agree with his system as much as the ponys think. so he is likely to see the nurces and through the power of plot get some sort of power up maby?
10432781 For anyone else wondering what the LD50 of sugar is at this juncture, it's ~30g per kilogram of body mass (or ~13.5g per pound). Just if you were, you know, wondering.
Why do I have a feeling that Pinkie Pie has a chart of various LD50 values for the things she uses in baking? I wouldn't put it past her to have them expressed as something like "342.4 cupcakes*/average pony" or something...
* would you believe I forgot the word "cupcake" at this moment? I remembered "muffin", but muffins are really another pony's thing... Luckily, I remembered something someone once said -- that to Pinkie Pie, muffins are just cupcakes w/o the frosting... so I looked up "muffin with frosting" on Google, and whadda ya know...
This was a awesome and fun chapter I loved it and can't wait to see where this goes next. I hope he gets in a three way with Pinkie and Maud and maybe later all the Pie sisters.
“Cadence helped Twilight with the spell work,” Pinkie said as if that explained it all. Which it did.
Indeed
The water was getting cold, so I slowly reached up and turned the faucet off. On shaky legs, I managed to get up. Maud kept holding onto me tightly, wrapping her legs around my waist to hang on. I staggered out of the bathtub and walked slowly, out into Pinkie’s bedroom. I made it to the bed, and fell down onto it as she held onto me.
Congrats, now Pinkie's bed is all wet. Could've towelled off a bit first
One incredibly enjoyable session of cornholing a politician later, I walked out of the mayor’s office. Ivory Scroll was laying on her desk, not quite unconscious, but wasn’t going to be getting any work done for the rest of the day.
Dammit, this was what I was hoping to read the most!
Oh no Twilight messed up the spell she made a mistake on the spell and make that baby 3
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Or more. There is always the possibility of Twins.
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i think the most a lady can carry at once is 5 but that is dangerus i think 3 is the safe max
edit: my mistake it might be 8
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true
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no they are later when he gets to the spa....oh wait wrong twins
I'm guessing this is the part eluded to in The stars revolt where he impregnates all of the mane six and then some?
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I didn't think about that
Considering Twilight's history of flubbing what should be simple spells, I'm calling it right now, Ponyville will have somewhere in the next 9-11 months a whole host of baby centaurs.
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Or satyrs
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Both centaurs and satyrs are senseless option. Centaurs. because how 2 creatures, both with 4 limbs are going to conceive being with 6 limbs. And 2 chests...
Satyrs, because all hybridizations always show that traits of parents actually mix, not get clearly divided between different parts of body (look for liger, or hybrid of llama and camel for proof).
Eventual offspring will be pony with strong human features or anthro or something in the middle.
Of course magic of Equus may show middle finger to this aspect of biology, after and if it will show it for first time about impossibility of hybridization of 2 so different species .
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I have a few arguments to counter that. 1)All pegasi and alicorns have 6 limbs. 2)Lord Tirek has 6 limbs and 2 torsos. 3)Flutterbat caused by one of Twilight's spells backfiring. 4)Magical waist high multicolored talking ponies transformed by the way of a spell(even though for only a day) from an equine descendant to an ape descendant. 5) Griffons. 6)Hippoogriffs/seaponies.
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Their ponies not goats. Now if one of them was actually Grogar reincarnated as a nanny goat that got transformed by the human for a day spell.
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Magical technicolour horse land probably doesn't care about earth biology.
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There's a lot of art of human/pony hybrids which is usually called "satyrs" despite it being the wrong term. That's what I was referring to.
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The only other pony/human hybrid creature I could think of is the kelpie. That would be insane if Ponyville was populated by infants that look like one of the fae.
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Hey guys: There's a perfectly good clop fic you could be commenting on rather than arguing like this. Maybe you should do that, hm?
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Let me be the first to apologize if I'm coming off as argumentative, I was having fun with my fellow readers on some ideas. This fic is a blast to read as I've not come across one like it, I really like the images you've crafted here. Now any time I read a HiE clopfic, my brain always goes to the ponies having either centaurs or kelpies.
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Nah, I understand. And it was fun. Just saying it might be a bit distracting for other readers. And thank you very much.
Yay, Maud!
Wonderful Chapter
Oh yes
Emotionless genre... Like it, make more..
Wait
Now i imagine shepard kid running around
And so the Shepard by himself doubled NAY! Tripled Ponyvilles population in a single day, so impressed by his virility, Celestia ordered that Human day be a national holiday and commanded the Shepard to travel to every village, town and city, to spread his seed, to multiple and to show the local stallions how to get the job done right.
And there was much rejoicing.
Inflation is a fetish
Oh I think it's becoming quite clear at this point that you want to do something all right... And maybe she could use a little bit of something. ;)
... that's not really all that useful, actually. But sure, why not. ;)
That... actually makes perfect sense as a motivation. Huh.
Not strictly true, but a monthly cycle will definitely seem that way to a species with a yearly one.
Ah yes, the magic of human endurance. And the tragedy of a prey species in the bedroom. Quick shots don't get eaten, after all.
It wouldn't be accurate to say Cadence wrote the book on sex magic. That would imply only one of them.
I've read enough fanfics to know where this is going.
Oh goodness, that last bit. Usually you just need to worry about the LD50 of sugar with Pinkie's cooking. Shepherd may not get back outside for a while.
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i would say cadence refined whatever luna and celestia wrote as they seem to be the ones who keep and write most history and information as they are the rulers and have lived over 1000 years by the show telling us.
also im pretty sure that sheperd is gonna need to go to the hospital next as this much "action" and him being drugged might not agree with his system as much as the ponys think. so he is likely to see the nurces and through the power of plot get some sort of power up maby?
Hope its more than Starlight with a small chest
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For anyone else wondering what the LD50 of sugar is at this juncture, it's ~30g per kilogram of body mass (or ~13.5g per pound). Just if you were, you know, wondering.
Why do I have a feeling that Pinkie Pie has a chart of various LD50 values for the things she uses in baking? I wouldn't put it past her to have them expressed as something like "342.4 cupcakes*/average pony" or something...
* would you believe I forgot the word "cupcake" at this moment? I remembered "muffin", but muffins are really another pony's thing... Luckily, I remembered something someone once said -- that to Pinkie Pie, muffins are just cupcakes w/o the frosting... so I looked up "muffin with frosting" on Google, and whadda ya know...
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Nope. I'd say go with whatever works for you. Just not Meridia's voice.
"A new hand touches my beacon."
This was a awesome and fun chapter I loved it and can't wait to see where this goes next. I hope he gets in a three way with Pinkie and Maud and maybe later all the Pie sisters.
Any body consider that Pinkie Pie may be a polymath? One that wants people around her to be happy.
Indeed
Congrats, now Pinkie's bed is all wet. Could've towelled off a bit first
Dammit, this was what I was hoping to read the most!