I bet half the town was watching through the windows, with the menfolk taking notes on how to mate like a Human, while the ladies take a number and eagerly wait their turn.
The men were a similar mixture, though a lot of them had thankfully gotten loincloths or some other kind of covering over their bits.
Makes sense; they're used to sheathes. And it's a lot easier to tie something around your waist than get a working brassiere, unless Rarity's trying to break into the minotaur market.
… I’m not sorry.
I mean, I don't think anyone who uses or experiences this knowledge will feel he needs to apologize.
There's something about the phrase "gratuitously squishy" that's outright hilarious to me.
And yeah, the man in the desert has suddenly found himself in the middle of a lake. Small wonder he's all but drowning in it. I get the feeling it'll take several more tries for Shepherd to find Twilight.
This guy will need to work for money VERY hard in the future, if he will keep his momentum in possibly impregnating mare-womans. Otherwise alimonies will make him homeless.
Instead, I sighed, and curled my fingers into a fist. I then partially uncurled my middle and index fingers into a slight claw. I thrust it forward, and rocked my hand up and down.
Right. I'm familiar with that maneuvre. Find the rougher-textured area in there.
“No! You’re not disturbing looking,” I sighed. “It’s just that… For humans, being naked together usually requires a level of emotional intimacy that you don’t have with most people.”
Ah, he finally properly explains that bit!
I really need to stop grasping her hair and undoing the bun that held it up, letting me run my fingers through her long, grey locks. I really needed to stop kissing her, her tongue wrestling mine as we moaned into each other's mouths.
Well, he seems quite focused... just, not quite on stopping it
Christ, after so many years, real tits. Thank you God!
Hm? You'll be hard-pressed to find any fake tits around this place
“Yes, yes… Put a foal in me, put a foal in meee,” she begged.
Let's hope transforming back is sufficient as morning-after pill, otherwise he's making a slightly larger commitment here than he might be comfortable with
“I’m not the only… O-One…!” She managed.
True. She's not the only impatient one, by a long shot.
I mean, every mare in Ponyville apparently wants a ride on the Shepherd Express
Side note, you should really fix those capital letters. There should not be a capital letter behind an ellipsis, unless the second part is a new sentence, and a "s/he said" construction should never have a capital letter on that "s/he said" part, even if the quoted part ended on an exclamation mark or question mark. It's one of the errors I see in all your writings
The desk creaked and squealed underneath us, squeaking against the hardwood floor.
He's never going to actually end up in bed with any of them, is he? It's all tables and desks so far
Ah well. Let's keep that for Fluttershy. She's the more homey cozy type
I didn’t even care about the fact I may be a father twice over.
Welp. This is gonna end in babbies
Oh. Right. I had another reason for coming here. Besides banging the Mayor senseless.
Right. That was totally on the to do list. -Go to town hall -Tell Filthy Rich where to find G-spot -Fuck mayor senseless -Ask where Purple Book Horseuman is.
Hoo boy...at this rate, Shepherd's gonna be the town bicycle.
I have to wonder if he'll get his hands on those too.
Would be fun to see his reaction and "action" toward Zecora and Gabby.
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Please. Like any author would let a chance for a clop scene with her pass by.
Was that a Planet 51 reference I saw?
Also
All of my yes!!!
Baby 2 in the belly
Great chapter, thanks.
*<>* Shepards never gonna find twilight - not before bedding all her friends on his quest to locate the pone
I bet half the town was watching through the windows, with the menfolk taking notes on how to mate like a Human, while the ladies take a number and eagerly wait their turn.
Why do I get the feeling that there's going to be an entire generation of centaurs?
Makes sense; they're used to sheathes. And it's a lot easier to tie something around your waist than get a working brassiere, unless Rarity's trying to break into the minotaur market.
I mean, I don't think anyone who uses or experiences this knowledge will feel he needs to apologize.
There's something about the phrase "gratuitously squishy" that's outright hilarious to me.
And yeah, the man in the desert has suddenly found himself in the middle of a lake. Small wonder he's all but drowning in it. I get the feeling it'll take several more tries for Shepherd to find Twilight.
This guy will need to work for money VERY hard in the future, if he will keep his momentum in possibly impregnating mare-womans. Otherwise alimonies will make him homeless.
Apparently, ponies do not adjust well to the equivalent of human puberty and all the sudden hormonal dunking they get in a new form.
Or, depending on your point of view it's like heat season and this is normal pony filtered through into human form.
I hope he getsvmore girls in his harem , both the Princesses , all the main six, maybe all three CMC and Ember. I also hope he gets them all pregnant.
A little birdy told me what you've been doing Shepherd...
God damn I love this.
... This is silly to an extreme extent. But nether the less enjoyable
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Is it weird that I read that in Tali's voice? ;D
Right. I'm familiar with that maneuvre. Find the rougher-textured area in there.
Ah, he finally properly explains that bit!
Well, he seems quite focused... just, not quite on stopping it
Hm? You'll be hard-pressed to find any fake tits around this place
Let's hope transforming back is sufficient as morning-after pill, otherwise he's making a slightly larger commitment here than he might be comfortable with
True. She's not the only impatient one, by a long shot.
I mean, every mare in Ponyville apparently wants a ride on the Shepherd Express
Side note, you should really fix those capital letters. There should not be a capital letter behind an ellipsis, unless the second part is a new sentence, and a "s/he said" construction should never have a capital letter on that "s/he said" part, even if the quoted part ended on an exclamation mark or question mark. It's one of the errors I see in all your writings
He's never going to actually end up in bed with any of them, is he? It's all tables and desks so far
Ah well. Let's keep that for Fluttershy. She's the more homey cozy type
Welp. This is gonna end in babbies
Right. That was totally on the to do list.
-Go to town hall
-Tell Filthy Rich where to find G-spot
-Fuck mayor senseless
-Ask where Purple Book H
orseuman is.I’m going to guess that Twilight did not factor that human females are always in heat. There’s a good chance lots of off-season foaling will occur.