Equestria has been invaded by aliens! And not just any alien, but great big space monsters made out of bread! With her friends incapacitated by these twisted fiends, Princess Twilight Sparkle enlists the help of a top-secret service that had been recently founded (as in they were literally founded today) after the (second) dissolution of S.M.I.L.E.
The Bureau Of Oddly Behaving Spies!
Rated T because I don't think I could get away with an acronym spelling "boobs" in an E rated fic. 
Chapters (7)
...wut?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
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Somehow, I expected both of these comments.
Also, where?! Where have you been sending it?!
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https://m.Once in a blue moon, a masterpiece fanfiction will come along on this website and get you asking the real questions in life. For instance:
Why does the spy agency's acronym spell out 'BOOBS'? How can sentient loaves of bread create an interstellar empire powerful enough to attack Equestria? Why is every month Truck Month? Was this possibly partially inspired by Cogs of Time? But most importantly, what on Earth did I just read?!
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1. Because the bureau is called "Bureau Of Oddly Behaving Spies". When you shorten it, it spells BOOBS. That's how acronyms work.
2. Evolution, baby!
3. Depends where you live.
4. Just a little bit but I wanted to make something to celebrate the second anniversary of The (Not So) Cynical Creators Guild. Why I picked a story involving Twilight, a secret service, and alien bread monsters, I will never know.
5. You read a random classic courtesy of yours truly.
AHHAAHAHAHAH I TELEPORTED BREAD!!!
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Okay, I'm definitely having the RED team show up at some point. Whether as humans or as ponies, I do not know.
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This is a bucket.
Dear God.
There's more.
No...
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What civilization type are they? Type 2.5? Or type 3?
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Probably a Type 2.
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Engi: What?
Soldier: You told me too.
Engineer: How… much?
Soldier: I did nothing, but teleport bread for 3 days.
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Several Expiration Date references later.
Question
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What's your question, CaptainPinkiePie?
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I teleported bread.
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"You what?"
Alright, who left the teleporter on?
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You told me too.
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Medic: Where?! Where have you been zending it?!
(Electrical sound above them as the team looked up as the building shook.)
Soldier, what have you done this time!?
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I'm betting he teleported bread. Again.
...
Something tells me I understood that reference.
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What gives you that idea, Mr. Dark Wizard?
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Oh, nothing *laughs in Sith Lord*
...Oh no. XD
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Well, he did say "as long as nopony teleports any bread". He didn't factor in that a pony wouldn't be the one to teleport bread.
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*sigh*
You're not wrong :P