I...I am a monument to all your sins...
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Working as a janitor in a fancy-horse-pants restaurant can be a pretty crappy job: the hours are rough, customers can be rude, and ponies seem to find innovative ways to make catastrophic messes - that being said, it's not all bad. Deep within the eatery, tending customers and employees alike, lies one of the most charming creatures Anon has ever met...
At long last, a romance that nobody asked for!
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I can definitely confirm, I didn't ask for this at all
.
Also, not as much toilet humor as I'd expected.
Excellent!
Now where’s the follow-up clopfic?...
goddammit...
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To quote AnonTheAnon, after he'd given it a gander, "...surprisingly wholesome!"
Certianly a shock to my system. In a good way.
Well, this wasn't the shittiest story I've ever read.
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I hope you're not taking the piss.
Why does Anon in the cover art look like the Walter puppet of Jeff Dunham?
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Not enough fiber in his diet.
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He needs his Thompson Water Seal.
why
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I'm sure an old stool like her wouldn't need that, although she may consider a thorough scouring as a refreshing bit of foreplay.
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Because this isn't what the world wanted
It's what the world DESERVES
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The porcelain goddess will be worshiped!
"Holy Jesus, What is that?! What the fuck is that?!"- Gunny Hartman
In all seriousness this was a hilarious read. Thanks for posting this :D
Some leech more like some good story writer!
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Yeah, saying the world has gone to shit lately is an insult to natural fertilizers.
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Come on, don't dump on my ambitions!
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Aye, 2020 has felt like a turd that won't flush!
Leech, what is this.
...... I just had to read this..... I don't know what I just read...... But I do know that it's the most unusual pairing I have ever read on this site.
I'm not sure how I feel about this but I'm adding a like anyway.
Oh! Another story from Some Leech without a sex tag, that must be another interesting story I presume.
*Looks at the art*
...this gun' be interestin'.
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What can I say, I'm not above shitposting.
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Perish.
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I’m.. im at a loss of words of what I just read.
Why the fuck did I just read this?
What the flying fuck. Leech. You so crazy.
Fun fact about the Cover Art, I have the same facial expression after sex.
Which expression? I'll leave that to your imagination.
As for the story?
I've read crap in my time, but this takes the piss on all of those.
Truly a piece of masterful shit.
100/10.
Would stay constipated.
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This is now the top comment!
On one hand
What the fuuuuuuuuccckkk?
On the other that was adorable and well written.
Oh my sweet fucking lord why.
I have... several questions. Main one being on what combination of drugs were you on when you wrote this?
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I was high on life!
... ... ... why? Why, uh... well, just why? Is it something we did? Did we offend you somehow? Is this our punishment for lewding the bottomboy bluebird too hard?
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Honestly, after talking with AnontheAnon, I was just compelled to write something silly. Kohlette deserved a story XD
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You've made cleaning my toilet weird. It was bad enough when all I had to think about was "how does someone speckle the underside of the lid".
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At least your throne ain't crackin' wise or trying to make passes at ya'!
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Nope. Mine's just crackin' at the base and trying to pass through the floor.
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Poor baby sounds like she's trying to escape!
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It's my fault. All the spicy food.
(And also the retard who put particle board & carpeting in our bathroom.)
whatever it was you smoked while writing this, tell me so I may acquire some, because hot damn that musta been a godly high
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Lots of cognac
Cute!
Have to wonder how many visitors would open the door, stop, stare for a second, and then immediately about face.
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The overwhelming majority
This story is deeply weird.
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You think it's weird to read it?
Think about how I felt writing it!
Leech has some inane ability to make the weirdest shit cute and romantic.
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I agree