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Drop_It_Like_Its_Clop


Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

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Having characters buck like crazy to prevent a chaotic apocalypse? :ajsmug:

I like that idea so much I incorporated it 4 times with my HiE story

This was amazingly good. I look forward to more! :twilightsmile:

... Awesome.

The prose is a bit purple, but the premise is interesting. Not the first time I've seen an Equestria (or at least a Twilight) that's never heard of sex. Looking forward to seeing how you answer the obvious questions.

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Yeah, I found writing it felt stilted too, but it's an unfortunate side effect of describing sex in a clinical way, which you have to do if sex is a foreign concept to the characters.

Hmm. I wonder where things'll go.

So, they have the parts yet, in the entire history of Equestria, not a single pony has EVER had sex and has no idea what it even is? So then, exactly where do foals come from if nopony has EVER had sex?

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Storks and cabbage patches, duh.

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Mail order. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

Incest isn't my thing, but somehow it isn't as bad when neither party has any idea what they're doing. In any case, I shouldn't be surprised that not everyone is overthinking this new phenomenon as much as Twilight. Though if she does go to see Applejack, well, that'll certainly be a moment to remember for all involved parties. :twilightoops::ajbemused::eeyup:

That was hot :rainbowkiss: I hope the next will be Rarity

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Do you know what other stories you've seen that feature a sexually innocent Equestria? It's kind of my major kink, but the only high-quality stories I've seen with it are this and "Crossing the Trixie Bridge"

The story's really living up to its name. Though i hope Twilight can help Celestia find a healthy middle ground between utter suppression and complete abandon.

Hoping to see more spike x twilight moments

This shows how much of a virgin twilight and apparently Luna and several other ponies are as they seem to not know what sex or cum is lol. Well looks like it’s up to molestia to ‘save’ the day.

I saw a drawing for “chapter 6” of a comic based on this fic and was just wondering what that was about since there’s only 3 chapters?

Here’s the image. WARNING NSFW

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This story hasn't been finished yet. Because this project entails coordination between multiple artists, some content will get finished/published out of order.

I am so confused if this is an anthro, humanized, or pony world. Because there's a repeated use of Hands AND Hooves, mentions of fur and manes, but also you wrote that Twilight couldn't see any...pink skin...under the white goop all over Rarity, which for a moment made me thing humanized, but I just....I don't understand.

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It's hard to see white under white, so looking for another colour makes sense. Besides that, everything else shows they're anthro, including the several examples you pointed out yourself.

Good to see the fun still continues.

Wonderful Calvin and Hobbes vibe with Pinkie mostly working in her own imagination. All she needs is to discuss matters of philosophy with Gummy on an out-of-control wagon.

Watching the foul witch weave her wicked spell was both mesmerising and gut-wrenching, the hapless male succumbing to the banal evil of selfish self-serving greed that sustained the vile unicorn trickstress.

I don't want to speak too soon, but I think Pinkie may still resent Trixie for the Alicorn Amulet incident.

Well, she did, anyway. Good to see those two getting along better... but the situation in the sky is more than a little concerning. Good to see more of this. Looking forward to the next installment.

I don't trust clop that Don't list kinks can i get a list of what to expect before i dive into this?

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It's better if you read it without foreknowledge to enjoy the story beats and twists, but I can put tags here if you're not worried about spoiling the writing. It's pretty much vanilla clop, but if you want specifics, then there's tentacles, maledom, pregnancy.

Without anything separating her from her nethers, the unicorn was exposed fully to the sensation of the state she was in.

Not to be that guy, but earlier you said Twilight was an alicorn.

She was the Princess of Friendship, the youngest alicorn in Equestria, and a public figure to the ponies of the land. She shouldn't - she couldn't - be regressing towards infancy!

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As it turned out, I called her a unicorn twice, which should have been alicorn. Thanks for spotting the error.

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You’re welcome. I spotted the second unicorn too, but it was after making my comment and I didn’t feel like editing it.

Life is complex, and I mean that biochemically, socially, and philosophically. It's understandable for someone to want smooth things over, especially in defense of her little sister, but that doesn't make it a good idea. For now, it's just a matter of riding the bull until he gets tired.

... I could have probably phrased that better given what Celestia's up to. In any case, here's looking forward to what I've seen in the accompanying comic.

"Please let Ponyville be safe."

I am confident that Ponyville is fine. The real concern is how high the cleaning cost would be when things calm down.

Awesome to this this return again. From the little Twilight and Shining talked about how things worked before the return of sex and libido I am pretty curious how babies... happened... Equestria-wide. Did they actually use storks? Did she have a spy network watching couples go at it then magically creating babies based on them to be delivered by trained storks?
Also, Twi should maybe share the whole 'sex --> foals' detail before every fertile female on the planet is pregnant.
Or don't, I wouldn't complain if that happened. Drama queen Rarity waddling around eating ice cream while lamenting her ruined figure is a favorite of mine.
I am wondering if Celestia had a bad hook-up and swore 'no more sex every again. For anyone!' in response.
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Cleaning can't be too bad. No one is wearing clothes and most of the fluids are water soluble.

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My head canon is that it's a bureaucratic process, like filing joint tax returns ("Oh, our application last month got denied, want to try again, honey?"). And yeah, was assuming Celestia using storks to deliver babies for a few reasons. Expect to see more background on Celestia in the future.

I like where you're going with the other input, I would mention that there is a bit of content in that direction with the associated chapter 4 comic on Derpi #3036547. Haha, now I have a picture in my head of Rarity talking pictorially with a speech bubble of a whale in it (lamenting her size) XD

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