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kildeez


I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

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Anonymous, the only human in Equestria, has long had to place a limit on the number of questions Twilight can ask about humans. Thing is, Twilight clearly needs to know about human adrenaline. Obviously, the only solution is to rope the whole town into a huge scheme to get him to use it.

Obviously.

Edit: Featured 7/13/20! Thank you!
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Poor scoots:scootangel:

If I/Anon had just said that adrenaline works the same in humans as it does in other animals that have it, like ponies, Twilight would have gotten what she wanted from the start.

But where's the fun in that?:rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by MioCid deleted Jul 12th, 2020

Will be funny to see a continuation of Twilight trying to learn more about humanity.

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Wasn't really planning on one, sir

A wonderful laugh, thanks :)
Also, strikethrough is just an "s"

A metal plate in the pile whips up, rising in a purple glow to act as a shield. But she’s overestimated her own grasp. It’s coming at you too fast. Without thinking, your arm rises in a block. Your fingers meet its sheer mass. There’s a dry snap like a bundle of twigs, and your wrist bends at a weird angle, but the plate stops. Then the debris is on you both.

What happened to his broken wrist? Adrenaline-fueled pain immunity doesn't last forever.

Rarity on her back in the middle of the road

At least she's in her natural element.

Enjoyed the story! What's DiD stand for, out of interest?

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Damsel in distress

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Ah bugger it I won a stupid didn't I? Thanks for clearing that one up! :twilightsmile:

More easy, just send a message

Dear Princess Celestia

Twilight forgot her medication again and convinced the entire town in a stupid plan, if you could kindly tell her to stop and make the town go to normal, it could be for the best.

Signed
Anon

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Thanks, I saw it earlier but it kept throwing the "signature invalid" error when I tried to fix it then.

This was a good balance of sanity, blunt reality, and the hi-jinks of the show. I do hope you will make more stories of Anon's misadventurous days.

This truly is one hell of a masterpiece! My god, the amount of humorous moments, adorable events, everything; it's just so friggin' good! Seems like it brings a smile in every part of this story! Awesome! :D Hope ya didn't mind, but I HAD to make a reading on this fluffy funny fic! ;3

Audio Linkery!: https://youtu.be/Lwc0tRikAlk

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

Cute. Particularly mouth horse.

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Oh thank you so much, def going on my watchlist!

Adrenaline is indeed a cool thing


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Yah
She ded

What happened to his wrist?! Also where's the sequel:raritywink: this was incredible and I really hope you do more lol

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Sorry, this was just a stupid little one-shot I cranked out while going through writer's block on my other stories

10356589
Nothing to apologize for it was just while written and absolutely screaming that it needs a sequel lol

Ah yes, twilight trying and failing with all but the last method, and she KNOWINGLY violated the trust of a friend to do so. Played for laughs obviously which makes it pretty funny overall, but were this a more serious oneshot it'd probably warrant the sad tag, because holy fuck anon would cut her out of his life SO fast she wouldn't even be able to say "oops".

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You sound like you're a lot of fun at parties.

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Nah, I just play the boring friend on TV.

10408507
I'd allot the entirety of her potentially remaining Twilight Zones with thorough education on Humans and Restraining Orders.

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Well if you ever feel like adding to this story, know that such is very welcome.

Delicious, this text was.

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