"Mwahahaha!" the human proclaimed loudly as he strode boldly forth into Ponyville. "I am immune to magic, and-"
His sentence was interrupted by a smiling pink blur filling his vision.
"Oh my gosh are you new!" PInkie bubbled with eagerness. "You look new! I love it when new ponies show up, even when they're not ponies! I'm Pinkie Pie! Now that you're here in Ponyville, I'll have to throw you a 'Welcome to Ponyville!' party and introduce you to lots of new friends!"
"Actually," his eyes glimmered as he twirled his mustache. "I'm here to conquer you all with my overpowered magic immunity!"
"Ohmygosh!!!" Pinkie gasped, shoving a cupcake into his mouth. "In that case I'll have to throw you a 'congratulations on conquering Ponyville for the seventeeth time ever' party! Ponyville's only been conquered sixteen times before, and it can only be conquered the seventeeth time once because next time will be the eighteenth and that's different so the seventeeth time is totally special and absolutely needs a party! This one time, my friend Trixie conquered Ponyville and-"
She kept talking, but the human didn't hear the rest because he was so distracted by the surprisingly delicious cupcake. Really, it kind of made him wonder why he wanted to conquer Ponyville in the first place. Before he could think up an answer, she shoved another cupcake in his mouth, and his train of thought was derailed entirely.
"-and then I'll introduce you to Cloud Kicker and she'll want to bang you and then I'll introduce you to Lyra and she'll probably want to bang you too, and here have another cupcake aren't they great!?!"
Properly subdued, the human allowed himself to be led away, resigned to his fate.
Pinkie isn't magic, she's some flavor of benign eldritch being. and as such, ignores any and all rules that she doesn't care to bother with.
But only when it's funny.
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Pinkie Pie is the true Creator. All of reality bows to her whims. All hail The Pink One.
This is a work of art. I laughed at every chapter so far, keep up the good work.
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What about Dragonfire? Or it is a "Anti-magic Human Vs Spike" chapter spoiler?
I'm pretty sure her name is "Cloud Chaser". I always forget about her being the pegasus Equivalent of Lyra.
"Do I not destroy my enemy by making him my friend?"
Rock on, Pinkie.
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No, different pony. This is Cloud Chaser. PInkie Pie was referring to Cloud Kicker from the Winningverse.
you know
pinkie's cupcakes and a roll in the hay with cloud chaser...
this could have been way worse
i'd settle down at this point
ruling over an entire kingdom is too much work anyways