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ROBCakeran53
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
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what the actual fuck
Well, you're certainly juggling a lot of things in the first half. Reviver Starlight, returning Sombda, chill Twilight that apparently is about to get buried in bits, and a Sunburst on the verge of being third-wheeled.
I love it already, and it's nice to see you collabing again.
Hope you've room for one more - in possible collab partners, your placement in my list of likes, or that of my tracking folder. You're an icon and this might be your latest example of just how.
meanwhile Whittler hasn't been in over a year.....
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WRONG! I STILL HAVE 9 DAYS! I'M GETTING THERE I PROMISE.
then king sombra sued her for sexual harassment
...
Well I can't NOT read that now.
You actually did it. What am I saying? Of course you did.
Rob.
Rob.
RobRobRobRobRob.
...Rob.
*sigh*
Rob...
Sometimes I read the discription of a fic and then I ask myself, why am I here? What chain of events made me come here? Did my life go wrong somewhere or am I on the right path? Why did I waste my day on my phone when a test is coming up in two days? Why did I decide to only read through the material at 9 p.m.? Why did I give up at 10 p.m.? And why am I coming to this site again and again?
This pleases me.
I would imagine he would have thought of revenge at first. However being resurrected and finding yourself horn deep in some mares snatch with the first thing you see after said resurrection being a pair of pink pony tits... well I am now just wondering what he’s going to say. She polished one horn. Why not do the other now?
I.... I have to read this.... Why do I have to read this?
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Dammit, Syeekoh
Possiblely the best way to be resurrected.
nigga
.......Fuck. now I have to finish this whole damn thing. Bring me another!
And the bet was on what exactly?
- Starlight "enjoying" Sombra's horn?
- Starlight resurrecting Sombra?
- Starlight doing all of the above?
Whatever it is, that's an oddly specific thing to bet on.
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Oh........
Yeah...I'm blind.
kinda ironic the biggest enslaver with dark magic has been enslaved
I have to admit, this story has one of the weirdest premises I have ever come across, but I find myself interested. Keep up the good work.
hehehe, this is entertaining... I bet twilight put the gease on the horn knowing starlight was going to do just that the moment she was alone. XD
what is HLS?
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Hot Lesbian Sex
I can get behind that.
Also:
FILTH.
The premise remains so obscenely, hilariously ludicrous I find myself giggling insanely.
ROB plus... *waves hands in general direction of story* this.
Oh boy.
Hello Twilight. You really are awfully calm about this.
Really growing into your role, eh?
i hope sombra get to point out that by letting him be enslaved with a geas they also saying nothing wrong with him enslaving the crystal ponies
and definitely we need to have celestia in the mix
Managing Sombra is going to be a study in sentence parsing. Like trying to get beneficial wishes out of an ifrit.
I think what I loved best, was you just “came” out with the plot. No overt surprises.
And by gods I love it.
thus sombra already starts to strike back with rumors which spread across the school
What does jillin mean?
I have not read this yet, but I can say I'll never quite see unicorn horns the same way again.
Also from now on Sombra is "Curved for her pleasure".
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female version of jacking, as in jacking off/jacking it.
Okay so I haven't even begun to read this yet, and have been debating forever if I should because I'm not big on explicit sex in ponyfic, but dang my craving for Sombra/Starlight content won out and I'm sorry I just have to bring up this author's note because,
As far as I'm aware, before this I was like the only person writing a Sombra/Starlight shipping story, and if it was mine, well... Sorry about the angst & depressing bits, I swear it gets happier.
Soon.If it's not about my fic though, you got any links to those other Sombra/Starlight stories? Evidently I'm a sucker for angst.
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Oh shit I was not intentionally calling you out, cause I love your Starlight Sombra fic. I'd have to dig through my favorites list, but there aren't a lot.
That being said, yeah this first chapter is explicit. After, it tames down.
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Oh, don't worry, I wasn't insulted or anything! I mean, you're not exactly wrong, I do tend to write a lot more depressing stuff that ends up happy over just straight humor and happiness.
I can say that I am enjoying the fic though! It's gotten a couple of laughs out of me for sure.
That is an excellent false name for Sombra, I'd say. I mean, not that I'm biased or anything.
There were enough cute moments toward the end of this chapter that for a moment I forgot we were dealing with a couple of horny mares just one chapter ago, but hey, that just makes things more fun right?
I think.Okay but seriously, despite my initial wariness I've very much enjoyed this so far, and I'm looking forward to whatever nonsense Sombra gets into with Spike, especially with Starlight here to hold him back.
Rob, what the fuck have you been smoking? Words: I have none.
Took me a long time to finally get around to reading this, but I'm glad I finally did. Hilarious writing so far. Starlight is perfectly in character, Trixie is wonderfully horny, and I almost feel sorry for Sombra at this point for having to put up with it all. I hope you'll continue it soon.
of Five Nights at Freddy's!
Starlight has found the worst type of dark magic...
Necro-romancey
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Get the fuck out.
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*sits on couch, starts eating pizza*
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*sits on pizza, starts eating couch*
"Honestly, Pretty Fuckin Hilarious."
Can't wait for more
Sincerely,
-Ya Boi Satan