Chapter 4
Sitting there, impatiently, you felt more lonely than ever. It was as if everyone were separate satellites, and you were a planet; everyone was orbiting around you, but never coming in your atmosphere. This outrageous alienation from the rest was quite obnoxious, so much, that you start to thrash about. You decide that thrashing would be your way for crying. While maniacally shaking, you hear a soft voice calling you out.
"Hey, chair!" It's gentle nature was masked behind the loud voice, from which it is using to get you. You turn around to see nothing, nothing at all.
"Hey chair!" Looking down, you happen to see a certain book on the ground. It was a Daring Do book, probably from someone who dropped it.
"Hey cha-"
"I see you, from Christ's sake." you quietly say.
"Oh."
"So, what are you doing?" you speedily ponder to change weird subjects.
"I dunno, just talking to you."
"No, really?" The book just sat there, probably trying to cock his head in puzzlement.
Wow, it doesn't understand sarcasm.
"Anyways, what is your name?"
"Considering that I'm a book, you can call me Daring Do."
"Oh, nice to meet you, Daring Do."
"What's your name?"
"Ugh, hmm. Considering that I'm a chair, you can call me Chair."
"Nah, too straight forward. Hmm, how about Mr. Chair?"
"I like it!" you excitingly squeal.
"It's good to have a friend; ponies will usually just throw me around, watching my pages flip around. It makes me look like a bird, and they just laugh at me!"
"Harsh. I just got here, so I'm kinda new to the dirty business."
"Well, you get used to it."
"Yeah...I was almost sat on, by a hot pony."
"Really, what happened?" Daring piped up.
"Well, she came towards my direction, but she jerked towards a slightly less hot pony. I'm guessing that they're dating or something, because the next second, the slightly less hot pony leaned in and kissed the hot pony. Thinking about it, I think they're names were 'Bon-Bon' and 'Lyra'?"
"Oh yeah, I've seen them around. They were the ones who checked me out from the library, if you know what I mean."
"Oh come on, an inappropriate joke thirty seconds after I meet you?"
"Eeyup."
What is this I don't even....
Honestly, I think I'll have to read this.
Well... that is a very strange thing you have written. May I ask where you came up with this idea?
I was hoping something pewdie related. I have no idea what's happening, but it's good in a random way.
pewdiepie would be proud
This is, um...
Actually, I don't really know...
Um... um.. I'm confused...
So who's the hot one and who's the slightly less hot one (regarding Bon-Bon and Lyra)? Tread lightly there, friend.
Not too bad. Not too bad. There are few things that need fleshed out, some grammatical errors, but I think if you acquired an editor or joined a group that helped out writers you would be pretty good.
Otherwise, I'm giving you a thumbs up on the premise alone. This is a zany little story you have going here.
1168954 Lolz
1169010 I actually got it from a certain song, which drives from... th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/040/b/f/pewdiepie___calling_dr_jones_by_catc0617-d4p6r6m.png
1169046 Exactly, bros'll think that this is about Mr. Chair, but the nature of the fic is to troll them, by you going in as a chair.
1169064 Thanks!
1169093 Thank you, because not everyone turns into a pony.
1169105 He would be, maybe.
1169146 Lolz.
1169455 Me too!
1169471 Lyra is the hot one, and Bon is slightly. And, I'll go and check up on those mistakes in a bit.
1169010
at a gess its in mimicry of stories that include
twilight as a cloud
the ponies as airships.
twilight as RDs urine.
RD falling in love with a sink.
etc.
just the general random genre kinda inspires itself into a rather formulaic story structure.
on that note THIS STORY NEEDS A RANDOM TAG
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Eeyup?
1169761 There always naked, ya silly filly. Btw, you will be sat on by naked ponies.
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
look what I can do!
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This interest me
......THIS IS THE BEST DUO IN THE WORLD the story of a chair and a book what else could be added to this to make it better
Ha, I'm gonna be writing a Pewdiepie crossover soon too!
yay another member of the bro army is also part of the brony army
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poorly copied bro fist...... also for those who know not pewdiepie
1170988 Possibly, a pot, rock, statue, monster, pig, or maybe another chair? Does any of this ring anypony's bell? Btw, it was originally going to be about Mr. Chair, but then the troll side of me got to the words.
1175600 i got a rock
1176214 Do you watch PewDiePie? If you don't, maybe these pictures will convert you into a bro and a brony.
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1176981 i know who pewdiepie is
and i will watch him
1184753 A story.
Glorious crack.
1176981 Neither of those pictures will load for me...