Exactly what the title says (and she was delicious).
This story is a result of me wanting to write the funniest character death I could without going over-the-top. I hope I succeeded!
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Well... You definitely succeeded.
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Thanks!
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You're welcome
That was a thing, all right.
Have a reluctant and slightly resentful upvote.
I have so many questions, and I do not want answers to any of them.
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Thanks for the support! Would you like fries with that?
Whoever started this meme has clearly never seen a live bantam hen. That is all.
Unfortunately for Scootaloo, she was only slightly flame retardant.
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To quote Alexander Andersen, "Because it's fucking fun."
Actually, I'm a little doubt that pony just falls into fryer will taste like fry chicken, but it's not important. Reasonless and ridiculous writing, but, I have no idea why I still upvote it.
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Thanks for the support, nonetheless!
I want to know how a griffin knows what chicken tastes like.
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I'm working off the assumption that they and certain other canon races eat meat in their home territories.
Honestly I was hoping for a story with a little more meat on its bones.
Have an upvote, but you haven't earned a fav.
... that sound like a horrible way to die , if I am honest.
Because logically thinking , in such a case you would suffer 3rd degree burns , horrible pain which would either cause you to flail around or lock up , all over you body. (Getting fried would at least prevent blood loss from you flesh getting seared , I assume..)
Then , once your head falls in , get your eyes burned out ... Then get the stuff inside you mouth , burning you from inside , until you eventually drown in burning oil.
Most likely , at least , wouldn't be conscious for those last few parts.
Plus , in the case of a pony , you would get oily fur , and that's just gross.
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Bantams are the best.
No backyard is complete without them.
And they make the best mother hens.
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True, but why eat something so similar to oneself?
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Because you're an asshole. (The bird bits go in the front, and you don't want to know why this is relevant)
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Excuse me, there is nothing wrong why asking why a griffin (which is part bird in the show) would have a problem eating a chicken due to the relative similarity between them. It doesn’t feel much different than if someone had omnivorous Minotaurs eating beef, or for a real-life example, people eating monkeys. That’s not an asshole-ish question.
No.
Just... no.
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Sorry that it wasn't clear, but the "you" who is an asshole is the hypothetical griffon. On account of most griffons we've seen in the show being assholes.
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Ah, that’s understandable.
Would calling this story stupid be a compliment? /s That line about free labor made me laugh.
10257889 Thank you.
Well, exactly what it says on the tin. Have a like and upvote
This is the kind of story I didn't know I needed to read, but I'm definitely glad I stumbled upon it. Got so invested in it that I almost burned the chicken quesadillas I was making for myself.
Seriously though, besides the obvious joke here, this is a rarity among random stories. There were a few hiccups here and there, but I don't think I've ever read a story of this kind that'd have grammar, spelling, pacing, and atmosphere of such quality.
Poor lil' Scoots!
I asked for insanity and that is definitely what I got.