Booze, loneliness, and a grumpy drinking partner... A typical Friday night for Delta Vee, but a strange potion, and a failed attempt at flirting sends Delta home alone packing some new equipment... where her daughter has shown up on her doorstep!
I'm 0 for 2 today in the likable story department. I'm hoping this one proves to be a whole lot better for the sake of my headspace.
All ponies in my writing live on a version of Equestria that is at the deepest part of a gravity well, making any pony over 100,000 years old in Earth years.
You're not fooling anyone, you know.
“Fuck! Watch it!” The surly, half-drunk pegasus snarled across the now soaked tabletop at her compatriot on the other side of the booth. “You’re such a fuckin’ sloppy drunk, Bonesaw.”
“Aw, fuck you Delta.” The blonde-haired earth pony snapped back as she righted the bottle of vodka that had toppled over. “I paid for the thing, you don’t need to make the lost booze even worse with the goddessdammed nagging.”
“You’re such a lightweight, you snaggle-toothed bitch.” Delta grinned back at her, helping to mop up the liquor.
“Cunt.” Bonesaw smiled, shoving the sopping napkins to one side.
Now that's how you use the word "cunt"! Like a true, blue, dinky-dyed Ozzie!
“Since those three confirmed they weren’t filly-foolers.” Delta sighed with a groan. “Seriously, did you forget just how badly you crashed and burned when you tried to pick them up three nights ago? Those three are only lookin’ to get mounted, not scissored…” Delta wistfully looked over at the three young fillies, giggling and drinking with each other. “Poor young things don’t know what they’re missing…”
You haven't truly lived until you've gone on a cunt hunt.
“Of course I’d like to show them what an old MILF can do with her tongue. But they’re looking for a pony with different tackle dangling between their legs.”
As opposed to the tackle YOU have dangling between your legs? Maybe this is foreshadowing but from where I'm sitting, it looks like she's just described her anatomy as 'dangling'. Maybe you meant her crotchtits? Hmmm... close but I'll give it to ya.
“Relax! The eggheads couldn’t figure it out.” Bonesaw chuckled. “For all their funding, the best they could do was come up with a drink that gives a mare stallionbits for 24 hours… everything else stays exactly the same.” Bonesaw waggled her eyebrows. “The troops call it FUTAfuel.”
“Foo-da-fuel?”
Foo-tah fuel. You will not mispronounce glorious Japanese and dishonor my waifu!
“Pft. Hardly,” Bonesaw grinned. “The army ordered even more of the stuff. I’m sure I’ll be prescribing assloads of it come heat season next spring. The girls’ barracks are gonna smell like a back-alley whorsehouse for weeks.”
Then why did they throw it awaaaaaaaaaaay?
“Aw c’mon, it’s just for one night! I mean, look at those tight little teen butts.” Bonesaw gestured at the tittering fillies. “Aren’t you curious what a stallion feels when he covers you and plows you into the headboard? They sure sound like they’re having fun.”
I've actually encountered women like this before. It's so endearing to see them here in a work featuring cartoon horses! These two are great together!
After a display like that, there was nothing that Delta could do but meet her challenge, grasping her own vial and slugging it back. The pink slime reminded her of a popular digestive aid that she frequently chugged straight from the bottle.
Could this mare be any less healthy?
She had balls.
Of steel! Amazing job once again on this transformation scene. You fucking kill at writing these!
Then it started growing faster, in pulses that could be measured in inches.
This might resemble something that doesn't actually exist yet on Fimfiction but will a day from now! Nice!
So she pushed through the swinging bathroom door...
...to see that all three fillies had left the establishment.
Shit.
You submitted this to a contest and didn't win? It looks pretty fucking good to me. Better than anything I've ever written or at least a lot more detailed! Can't wait to see these two use their newfound glory!
Look I'm 1000% for futa mom x daughter, especially since there's one not enough of it and two written by you, but isn't it weird that Apogee would fuck both her father and daughter, especially since their divorced
Stumbled across this on Derpibooru,
Gotta say I'm very interested in continuing reading this after this first chapter! ^^
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Awesome!
O yeah! Its time to party! Great build up!
Please, oh please let this be a ship between Delta and Apogee. I've been a good girl this year!
Once more, another good start to a SP story. Curious to see how this one goes.
Good show.
Can anyone please link me the oryginal fic, if there is something like that
I'm 0 for 2 today in the likable story department. I'm hoping this one proves to be a whole lot better for the sake of my headspace.
You're not fooling anyone, you know.
Now that's how you use the word "cunt"! Like a true, blue, dinky-dyed Ozzie!
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You haven't truly lived until you've gone on a cunt hunt.
As opposed to the tackle YOU have dangling between your legs? Maybe this is foreshadowing but from where I'm sitting, it looks like she's just described her anatomy as 'dangling'. Maybe you meant her crotchtits? Hmmm... close but I'll give it to ya.
Foo-tah fuel. You will not mispronounce glorious Japanese and dishonor my waifu!
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Then why did they throw it awaaaaaaaaaaay?
I've actually encountered women like this before. It's so endearing to see them here in a work featuring cartoon horses! These two are great together!
Could this mare be any less healthy?
Of steel! Amazing job once again on this transformation scene. You fucking kill at writing these!
This might resemble something that doesn't actually exist yet on Fimfiction but will a day from now! Nice!
You submitted this to a contest and didn't win? It looks pretty fucking good to me. Better than anything I've ever written or at least a lot more detailed! Can't wait to see these two use their newfound glory!
Look I'm 1000% for futa mom x daughter, especially since there's one not enough of it and two written by you, but isn't it weird that Apogee would fuck both her father and daughter, especially since their divorced
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This may or may not be a canon story. I haven't decided.