Red Pen has one job at the Canterlot Chronicle, and that is to go through the submitted letters to the editor and decide what to actually put into the newspaper.
Good stuff gets in. Bad stuff gets thrown away.
And then there are the things in between: the random, the unintelligible, and the thoroughly insane. Those letters are put into a “best of the worst” box in the back of his office with the enigmatic label: “Concerned Citizens.” This is a collection of idiocy that was found in that box.
Written for CRACK-STORM 2020
Tagged with [Sex] for innuendo
Chapters (1)
it seems some of the formatting broke?
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I think the author's mind broke.
Conclusion: All the ponies in this country are crazy!
No wonder Twilight ended up on the throne. Celestia just wanted to stop running the asylum and get a chance to be an inmate for once.
Hospital?
There are also errors in the letters but those might be on purpose.
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Hospice is the term for providing medical care for people that are going to die soon.
Hospice nurses are often there to make sure the soon-to-be-dead are as comfortable as possible. So explaining the joke, it looks like this pony did in fact get a cutiemark in death.
The errors in the letters are left on purpose for comedy. Errors not in letters are me being fallible.
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This.
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Guess why!
Why?
Chicken thigh!
Guess where!
Where?
Chicken hair!
Guess when!
When?
Chicken Hen!
Guess who!
Who?
CHICKEN POOOOP
Thank you.