Back along the Coolsville docks, the ‘Crime Solving’ goofs were still cleaning garbage off themselves after narrowly escaping the Faux Ghost. Spike picked off old eggshells off his scales, Flurry tried removing a mustard stain from her coat, while Scooby, Shaggy, and Scrappy picked old food off themselves. To say they were all grossed out beyond belief would be the biggest understatement of all time.
“Ugh, I smell like a gas station toilet,” Spike cringed.
“How would you even know what ‘that’ smells like?” Flurry nearly gagged.
“I had to use the bathroom at some point during these last few adventures. And I learned something about myself during those times: I… hate… gas station… bathrooms!”
Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie bounced up alongside the rest of the group without a single shred of trash anywhere on her.
“Wowie, wow, wow!” She exclaimed excitedly. “That was so much fun! It was even better than the time Cheesy and I threw that huge party in Baltimare. We danced with Songbird Serenade from dawn till dusk!”
This caused both Spike and Flurry to face her with confusion.
“When did you do that?” Flurry asked her.
“Oh, it was in the timeline expanse between the last Cinematic Adventure,” Pinkie answered.
PINKIE PIE!!!
“Oh, come on!” Pinkie looked up. “Someone or some pony had to talk of events of the previous year.”
Grr… you are SO lucky you’re adorable!
You do know she’s married, right?
Not what I was talking about but thank you.
Anyways… the group continued walking along the docks when suddenly they heard a rather loud commotion from further down the trail.
“STOP WASTING MY TIME, DO YOU HEAR ME?!”
Everyone jumped when they heard the loudness (And anger) in the person’s voice.
“Yikes! I wonder what’s going on,” Scrappy spoke curiously.
“With how loud their yelling, I don’t even want to know,” Flurry responded hesitantly.
Slowly approaching, ever more closely, the crew noticed two people in what appeared to be a scuffle as one man had another presses against a wall, as he was more or less demanding than the other.
“Now I want you to question all your scum-bucket friends. Find out what they know about those stolen costumes. Or else you’ll be known as the Soiled Underwear Ghost! I want answers. Now, go! Now!”
“Y-es, sir, yes, sir…” The other man stammered, walking out in fear.
The group looked on with wide eyes as the other man soon turned around and dusted himself off. Looking into each other’s eyes, they were all surprised to see it was none other than… Patrick.
“Patrick?” Shaggy spoke shocked.
Even Patrick himself seemed shocked seeing the others looking at him.
“Shaggy, Scooby, Scrappy, and uh… what were your names again?” He asked Spike and Flurry.
“Spike,” Spike waved nervously.
“Flurry Heart,” Flurry added.
Then Pinkie popped up behind Patrick and tapped him on the shoulder, which made him jump in alarm.
“And I’m Pinkie Pie!” She said excitedly. “Cupcake extraordinaire by day, secret agent at night. All sweet, all secretive!”
Patrick took a moment to get over his initial shock before chuckling awkwardly.
“Oh right, so what are all you guys doing here?” Patrick asked, adjusting his glasses.
Everyone looked at each other nervously, wondering if it was such a good idea to respond.
“Well uh… we just came down here to be undercover and stuff,” Shaggy responded.
“But then we heard you yelling at that guy,” Spike added.
“Oh… you heard that?” Patrick asked awkwardly.
“I think the whole dock heard that buddy,” Scrappy said seriously.
Then everyone nodded and it only made things slightly more awkward.
“Well, you know, my museum got broken into again, so I had to come here and try and get some answers,” Patrick replied innocently, lightly chuckling. “Gotta put on the tough-guy act, or these guys will eat me alive.”
“Oh…” Scrappy, Spike, and Flurry chuckled.
“You believe me, right?” Patrick asked, sounding grimly serious.
“Oh! Uh, yes, of course… uh…” Shaggy stammered nervously.
“I’m kidding!” Patrick chuckled. “I’m kidding, that’s the thing, that’s the tough guy act.”
“Oh, right!” Spike smiled nervously. “Of course… had us fooled for a moment!”
It was then the gang could see Old Man Wickles walking down the dock just behind Patrick. They knew they needed to follow him now or risk losing the trail.
“Look Patrick, we could stay here and do this all night,” Shaggy informed him. “And something tells me that you would, but we gotta make like your personality and split!”
“Yeah, we really need to go,” Scrappy nodded.
“Okay…” Patrick spoke, a bit suspiciously.
Patrick then watched as the group ran off in the opposite direction. He couldn’t possibly understand why they were out here by themselves looking to dig up information. He squinted after them before walking off to Celestia knows where.
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A little while later, the small group followed Mr. Wickles to wherever it was he was going. But they soon found themselves by the Old Time Mining Town in Coolsville. The town was so old and abandoned for many years, which made it more suspicious that Mr. Wickles would come all the way here. In order to disguise themselves from Wickles seeing them, Shaggy and Scooby hid themselves in two big bushes and slowly followed close behind.
In the meantime, Scrappy, Flurry, Spike, and Pinkie Pie followed except they slunk and snuck their way behind an assortment of old junk littered all throughout the place.
“Why do Shaggy and Scooby get bush disguises and we don’t?” Pinkie pouted.
“Because I refuse to do anything to make me look ridiculous!” Spike rolled his eyes.
“Uncle Spike, you’ve seen real-life monsters, ghosts, protoplasm, and even a six-foot-tall zombie chicken,” Flurry pointed out. ‘The ridiculous train has long since left the station for us.”
“She’s got a point there,” Scrappy nodded.
Spike merely rolled his eyes as they continued to slowly sneak alongside Shaggy and Scooby before the entire team came to a halt. Shaggy and Scooby procured two tin cans on a string which they began to use to communicate with each other.
“Scooby Doo!” Shaggy called quietly. “Scooby Doo, cane you hear me?”
“Rello Raggy!” Scooby spoke through his can.
“Pinkie Pie reporting here Shaggy!” Pinkie spoke in another can.
Spike, Flurry, and Scrappy faced Pinkie Pie completely confused as to how she ended up with a can phone and they didn’t notice it before.
“Aunt Pinkie, when did you get that can?” Flurry asked.
“You really think I’d let Shaggy and Scooby play can phones without me?” Pinkie responded. “I may have been left out of the shrub game, but not ‘this’.”
All three young ones face-palmed/hoofed and groaned in irritation.
“Like I said, ‘long’ passed ridiculous,” Flurry sighed.
“No kidding!” Spike and Scrappy said in unison.
“Like focus you guys!” Shaggy called to everyone. “Wickles has led us into a terrifying ghost town!”
“Rhost rown?” Scooby asked.
“Yes, a ghost town!”
Hearing the confirmation, Scooby gave a huge holler that rang through the air. Scooby and Shaggy both hid back in their bushes, while Pinkie and the three little ones quickly hid behind an old car. And right on time, as Wickles turned back to look at whoever just screamed.
“Darn bushes yowling at me again,” Wickles muttered to himself.
The old man went on till he was officially out of sight. Shaggy and Scooby climbed out of their bushes, while the others came out from behind the car. Slowly, they quietly snuck off in search of him.
“Where do you think he went?” Spike asked.
“Like I have no idea dude,” Shaggy shrugged.
“Maybe we should look around here,” Flurry suggested. “I’m sure we’ll find him somewhere.”
The group entered an old mining storage building that seemed to be falling apart at the seams. They looked around but it seemed Wickles vanished into thin air.
“Like, where did Old Man Nutjob go?” Shaggy wondered.
“He has to be around here somewhere,” Scrappy responded.
“Ooh, I know!” Pinkie guessed. “Maybe there’s a super-secret passage somewhere he used to escape!”
“Considering our luck, like that might just be true,” Shaggy nodded.
The group quietly snuck through the warehouse, where they were only visible whenever they passed a series of windows allowing moonlight upon them. Passing the first window, all seemed normal as the group crept along. Passing the next window, Shaggy held Scooby in his arms in terror. Passing the third, the entire group held each other in a pile with Spike carrying them all along his shoulder.
“Now I know how Twilight felt back at the Castle of the Two Sisters!” He groaned, beneath the weight.
As they passed under the next window, things got a little spooky. Scooby now carried Shaggy, only he also carried one of the two skeleton men now completely alive. Shaggy and the monster both screamed at each other and fell. The monster tried going after them but fell on the floor and seemed to fall apart.
“Everypony, run!!!” Flurry yelled.
“Run, guys, it’s a ‘skelly’ thing!” Shaggy added, in panic.
“Hah! I’m not scared of skeletons!” Scrappy said determined. “Come on bonehead, put up your dukes!”
But Scooby picked Scrappy up and placed him on his back, as the entire group ran in panic. Unfortunately, Scooby didn’t pay attention to where he was going and tripped on something which caused both him and Scrappy to fly through the air and crashed near an old pickaxe. But the weird thing is how this pickaxe seemed connected to the ground and when leaning the other way, a secret compartment in the wall opened and revealed an old elevator.
“AH-HAH!!!” Pinkie pointed. “I knew a secret passage was here somewhere!”
“Wow, I did not expect that to happen,” Scrappy said confused.
“Relevator!” Scooby said.
“Wow Scoob!” Spike congratulated. “For once your clumsiness actually saved our lives!”
“Good work pal,” Shaggy spoke quickly. “Now let’s skedaddle!”
They quickly rushed through the door into the open elevator. Spike pressed the button quickly and it proceeded to go down. Where it would take them, none could possibly fathom. But anywhere away from those skeletons would be good enough for them.
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Meanwhile…
The Mystery Machine, with the rest of the gang inside, rolling into the mining town and pulled to a complete stop. Stepping out, they all looked around at the deserted old joint.
“The place reminds me of Appleloosa,” Rainbow remarked. “Except this looks more like a dump!”
“Normally ah’d be one tah disagree,” Applejack nodded, looking around. “But this time, ya really do have a point there hun.”
“So, what’s your assessment Velmster?” Fred asked Velma.
“This place seems harmless enough,” Velma responded.
But it was rather clear from the tone of Velma’s voice that she seemed ‘out of this world’.
“I mean regarding whether the masked figure would be getting his randomonium here at the mines,” Fred clarified.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” Velma apologized. “I’m just worried about Patrick. He seemed so upset when he left.”
“Well, I’m not surprised,” Fluttershy spoke up. “His museum was robbed twice after all. Poor guy put a lot of hard work into it. It would make any pony feel upset.”
“And… he doesn’t like me,” Velma frowned.
“O-kay…” Fred spoke awkwardly. “So your assessment is?’
“Love stinks!” Velma sulked.
Hearing her say this made Cadance shake her head, as she slowly trotted alongside her.
“Velma, it only didn’t go well because you tried being someone you’re not,” She spoke calmly. “I told you if you want Patrick to like you, you should’ve just been yourself. He asked you out back at the museum not because you’re a mysterious jetsetter. It’s because you were just being… you.”
For once in her smart life, Velma Dinkley actually felt stupid for not listening to the wisest advice she probably ever got.
“I don’t know why I didn’t just listen to you Cadance,” She sighed.
Cadance hovered off the ground and gave Velma a reassuring pat on the back.
“Don’t worry now Velma,” She smiled. “There will still be opportunities to make this right. Just make sure to be yourself next time.”
“Fred?” Daphne frowned. “Do you think I’m just a pretty face?”
“No… I mean, yes. I mean, not fat!” Fred stammered. “Definitely not fat. Is this sort of what you’re looking for?”
“Please just stop!” Shining warned. “You keep talking, it’ll get worse.”
“Fat?” Daphne frowned. “Why would you even use that word?”
“I’m staying out of this,” Rainbow muttered.
Fred soon looked over and came toward the window, as he saw Old Man Wickles talking with someone. Rainbow soon came over the window and saw what he saw.
“Never again will they underestimate us,” Wickles informed. “That’s right. I’ve gathered you here today for something big. At last, all these years of careful planning have culminated in this one glorious moment.”
“So… he’s the man in the mask,” Rainbow thought to herself.
Turning toward Fred, they collectively nod their hears and approached Wickles along with the others.
“Aha!” Fred yelled. “Old Man Wickles, caught red-handed in your foul monster-making scheme. With your ugly, evil henchmen.”
The others stepped out of the shadows, revealing themselves to be… plain, old men in suits.
“Hecnhmen?” One man replied. “Young man, we’re investors, and we’re listening to his pitch. Shh!”
“What the--?” Rainbow asked, out of confusion.
She looked over and saw Wickles preventing some form of model to his investors.
“So as I was saying, the Old Tyme Mining Town, a summer camp for kids where they can have an authentic mining experience,” Old Man Wickles informed. “They can dig for eighteen hours straight, just like in the golden days of yore. They have the time of their lives, and we get free miners!”
“Oh, he cannot be serious…” Rarity grumbled.
“Shh!” The men shushed her.
“Hmph!” Rarity pouted.
“All right… Mr. Wickles, we need to ask you a few questions,” Twilight questioned. “We know you have something to do with these monster attacks.”
“I don’t know nothing about no monsters,” Old Man Wickles defended.
“Then how come there was randamonium on the floor of your mansion?” Daphne questioned.
“There’s randamonium all over the place,” Old Man Wickles explained. “I come home with it in my shorts.”
“Are you continuing the work of your old pal Jonathan Jacobo?” Fred inquired.
“Old pal? Jacobo? We hated each other!” Old Man Wickles replied. “In the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my Tater Tots! And he got the lead in ‘My Fair Lady’!”
“This is getting’ mighty awkward,” Applejack said.
“Anything else?” Old Man Wickles asked.
“Well… any reason why there was a monster book at your place?” Rarity asked nervously.
“Wait a second… you’re the runts what vandalized my home,” Old Man Wickles accused. “Which one of you stole my toilet brush?”
This now seemed like a waste of time for the men.
“Well gentlemen, I believe we’ve seen quite enough,” The man in charge said. “I’m sorry, Jeremiah.”
The men picked up their briefcases and proceeded to leave.
“What happened?” Wickles asked confused. “I haven’t finished. Wait, fellas!”
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Meanwhile…
Back in the elevator, the Goof squad continued their descent further into the Earth. As they went further down, they took notice of a giant room with tables filled with test tubes, beakers, and all assortment of scientific materials.
“Wowee, you guys!” Shaggy beamed. “I think we’re onto something. It’s like a huge laboratory.”
“Wow, and I thought Aunt Twilight had a huge science lab,” Flurry marveled.
The elevator finally hit the ground, and soon everyone emerged from it. Just as they did, it sprung to life and made its way back up.
“There goes out way up,” Spike pointed out.
No one really seemed to mind though, as they were too fixated on the massive amount of scientific research before them.
“Jeez… there’s so many chemicals…” Scrappy observed.
“Yeah, this place is like Clue-topia!” Shaggy added.
“We better not mess with any of them,” Flurry warned. “We don’t know what might happen.”
Scooby passed by what looked like a mirror, until he saw a handle and stood upon his hind legs to open it.
“Refrigerator!” He said excitedly.
Quickly pulling the refrigerator open, his eyes quickly caught sight of a yellow substance in a beaker on the top shelf.
“Remondade!”
Scooby quickly took a taste of the yellow stuff and the moment he did, a strange metamorphosis took place which no one else took notice of, as they were preoccupied with observing the large vault door on the wall before them.
“Well, whatever’s hiding behind there, someone really doesn’t want anyone getting in,” Spike observed, testing the door.
“I wonder what’s back there,” Flurry pondered.
“Maybe it’s their private candy stash!” Pinkie smiled.
Both Spike and Flurry looked toward Pinkie with ‘Really?!’ looks.
“What? That’s what I’d do if I wanted to keep my candy a secret.”
“No offense Aunt Pinkie, but I think someone’s hiding something more important than candy in that vault,” Flurry told her.
“More important than candy?” Pinkie said offended. “I don’t believe such a thing even exists!”
“Check it out!” Shaggy smiled, before facing his best friend. “Look at those weird letters, Scoob.”
Everyone turned around and their eyes immediately went wide soon as they noticed Scooby Doo had changed into an obese monster with two large eye stocks and tentacles.
“Raggy?” Scooby asked.
“Scooby… what did you do now?!” Spike groaned.
“He must have found something in that fridge and drank out of it,” Scrappy rolled his eyes.
“You don’t eat stuff that glows,” Shaggy told Scooby. “Like, there’s got to be an antidote in here somewhere.”
“You’re right!” Flurry nodded. “Let’s find it!”
“Here… try this Scoob!”
Shaggy offered Scooby a beaker with a dark blue substance.
“Looks medicinal to me,” Pinkie replied.
Scooby tried some while Shaggy spotted some on his fingers and licked it off.
“Hmm… tastes like strawberries…” Shaggy commented.
Just then, they both began to spasm uncontrollably as even more transformations took place.
“I don’t think that’s an antidote,” Spike commented.
“You don’t say,” Flurry rolled her eyes.
“I’m okay, guys,” Shaggy sighed thankfully.
However, soon as he looked at his reflection, he was horrified to discover he now had a woman’s body. The young ones looked at him with wide eyes and their jaws dropped.
“That’s disturbing…” Scrappy muttered.
“Yes, yes, it is,” Spike and Flurry spoke in unison.
“I got a chick’s body!” Shaggy exclaimed.
Scooby then appeared to be transformed into a certain Looney Tune.
“Rime the Razmanian Revil!” Scooby whimpered.
“Oh hey, I like that guy!” Pinkie smiled. “He’s so funny…”
“No time for fangirling, Auntie Pinkie Pie!” Flurry exclaimed. “We must help them!”
The three quickly raced over to the fridge and started rummaging through every shelf for the right vial. Spike grabbed hold of a light blue one and handed it to Shaggy. Shaggy quickly threw some toward Scooby and drank some more before hurling it over his shoulder. Unfortunately, some of it dropped onto Scrappy, Spike, and Flurry in the process. The results caused Spike to take on his own… pony form?
Flurry Heart assumed her own human form....
And Scrappy took the form of a giant, monster dog.
The three of them looked in horror over their new forms, while Pinkie looked on with interest. As Flurry waved her new hands in front of her face, Spike clopped his little hooves on the stone floor.
“Well… I always wondered what it be like as a pony,” Spike remarked.
“Is this how it feels to be human?” Flurry asked.
She took a brief step, but nearly lost her balance… luckily Pinkie was able to catch her before she fell.
“Take it easy there slugger!” Pinkie smiled. “First steps are not easy when it comes to being a ‘people’ person. Trust me… I’ve had practice.”
“This is not the kind of Puppy power I had in mind,” Scrappy spoke, looking at himself. “Can this day get any stranger?”
Suddenly, Scrappy’s abs instantly plopped into a beer gut, and he looked down with annoyance.
“Aside from ‘this’?”
“Check it out, dudes!”
Another deep voice drew the gang toward Shaggy… only now he looked like a high school wrestler with the most massive arms and shoulders they’ve ever seen.
“I’m buff!”
“We can see that,” Flurry smiled nervously.
Meanwhile, Scooby shifted from a looney devil into some form of an intelligent scientist, complete with an Einstein-style haircut.
“My God! It seems as if I’ve become ludicrously intelligent!” Scooby spoke, normally. “It’s awful! I long for the blissful ignorance of my former self. Chasing cats, licking my own rear end, eating my own vomit. Oh, those were wonderful times.”
“Uh… yeah…” Scrappy spoke awkwardly. “Whatever you say Uncle Scoob.”
“Check out my pecs, little man!” Shaggy smirked to Scooby.
“Suddenly, I miss the old Shaggy,” Flurry pouted.
“So do we…” Spike agreed, studying the chemicals.
“Please, allow me,” Scooby replied, handling the chemicals responsibly.
“What are you going to do with those?” Spike asked.
“This is a highly combustible synthesis,” Scooby replied.
“A what…?” Shaggy asked.
“He’s going to change us back to normal,” Spike translated. “Well… was fun being a pony while it lasted.”
“I don’t know…” Pinkie replied. “I wouldn’t say this would be the ‘last’ reference… wink-wink.”
“No way, geek!” Shaggy shouted.
All of a sudden, Shaggy reached for the antidote vial much to everyone’s shock.
“What’re you doing?!” Flurry exclaimed.
“I’m gonna stay this way forever!”
“HIT THE DECK!!!” Scrappy yelled.
Monster Scrappy tackled Flurry and Spike to the side of the room, as Pinkie quickly ducked into the refrigerator to hide, as Shaggy chucked the vial toward a wall and…
*BOOM!!!*
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The remainder of the Scooby Gang, along with the Equestrians, heard the commotion. They quickly went to check it out, as Old Man Wickles looked toward them. As for their friends, well…
“Luckily that wasn’t the antidote,” Flurry coughed.
“Ugh…” Rainbow coughed, waving the smoke. “What happened in here?”
“This ‘Schwarzeneggian oaf’ almost destroyed us,” Scooby replied, logically.
“Go boom!” Shaggy chuckled.
“Oi!” Spike groaned.
“Oh, you are an embarrassment!” Scooby added.
He made his friend drink the antidote and gave himself some, changing back to… somewhatnormal. Scooby grunted once he fell on the floor with Scooby.
“That was almost exactly like my freshman year in college,” Shaggy grunted.
“At least you two are back to normal!” Scrappy said.
“Guys!”
The three youngsters turned around and their eyes widened in shock when they saw Twilight Sparkle and all the other ponies were staring in complete shock of their transformation. Flurry blushed heavily as she tried hiding behind her hair (Like a certain pony), while Scrappy rubbed his arm awkwardly. As for Spike, he chuckled nervously while scuffing a hind hoof on the ground.
“Uh, heh-heh… uh, hi… Twilight!” Spike smiled awkwardly.
“What are you guys doing here?!” Daphne asked. “You’re supposed to be sick, Scooby!”
“It’s… a miracle?” Flurry shrugged.
“I invented a potion!” Scooby smiled.
“You guys are in serious trouble!” Shining spoke sternly. “And where’s Pinkie Pie?!”
Suddenly, the refrigerator door came open and a moan was heard from inside. The group peered deeply into the fridge and their eyes widened as a figure emerged. Pinkie Pie came out before the group… only she was ‘not’ quite herself.
“Hiya guys!” Pinkie Pie greeted. “Boy, you wouldn’t believe what just happened—”
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!” The group screamed, wide eyed.
“What? What’s everypony screaming at?” Pinkie asked confused.
She closed the refrigerator and soon spotted her altered reflection on the door.
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!” Pinkie screamed. “That’s the most hideous creature I’ve ever seen… oh wait, that’s me. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”
“Turn her back! Turn her back!” Rainbow muttered. “TURN HER BACK!!!”
Twilight quickly went into action and cast a magic beam toward Pinkie Pie, exploding her with a great *POOF!!!*. Seconds later, Pinkie Pie was back to her… somewhat normal self.
“Aw… sweet, sweet comic relief!” Pinkie smiled, hugging herself. “I’m never letting myself go again!”
“Well, least that solves one problem…” Spike replied.
*POOF!*
The three youngsters were also hit by Twilight’s magic spell which reverted them back into their original forms… much to Spike’s chagrin.
“Ah, rats!” Spike frowned.
“We will talk about this later Spike…” Twilight warned.
“Pinkie Pie, you said that you were going to watch the kids!” Shining argued. “You promised you’d be responsible!”
“But I have been!” Pinkie argued. “I’ve had my eyes on them the whole time… from the potions mishap, finding this dirty mining town, the trip to the ‘Faux Ghost’…”
“You went to the Faux Ghost?!” The Scooby Gang asked, in shock.
“Uh… oops!” Pinkie smiled.
“Oh boy…” Scrappy shook his head.
While their friends gave the goofs the scolding a lifetime, Twilight Sparkle and Velma discovered some writing and walked over to investigate.
“You lied to us!” Fred scolded. “We’re a team. You don’t just go off half-cocked doing whatever you want.”
“Team?! Is that what we are?” Flurry asked, losing her temper. “Because you sure don’t treat us like part of the team… in fact, none of you have treated us like teammates since this whole mystery began!”
“You watch your tone young lady!” Shining Armor warned. “You know better than to go wandering off in some place you don’t know! This only proves you’re not ready to go off on one of these crazy adventures…”
“Now, now, let’s just calm down!” Cadance cut in. “We’re all together now… let’s just live in the now…”
“You know what Dad!” Flurry argued, ignoring her mom. “Just because you’re the Captain of the Guard, doesn’t mean you know everything! You tell me I should be safe, but you don’t teach me to defend myself!”
“Don’t you dare speak to me that way, little filly—”
“I am not the same baby alicorn who blew up the Crystal Heart, Dad! I know you still secretly blame me for that incident; I know why you still won’t let me use my full powers! Why must you still treat me like a helpless filly?”
“BECAUSE YOU ARE, FLURRY HEART!!!”
Shining Armor immediately gasped and blocked his mouth… but it was already too late. Flurry Heart stared in shock toward her father, her eyes widened with surprise. But she said no other word but turned her face away in shame. Of course, she wasn’t the only one appalled for some of the ponies (Especially Applejack and Cadance) looked on with shame… mostly toward Shining Armor. Before tensions continue to rise, Twilight Spoke up.
“Guys… you better take a look at this.”
This made everyone turn over and drop the subject… for now.
“’Beware who enters the Monster Hive’,” Velma read aloud, approaching another secret room. “’Inside your fears will come alive’.”
“You can read all that?” Rarity asked.
“You know me, I can read just about anything,” Velma replied, adjusting her glasses.
“Look!” Fred pointed out. “It’s the costumes from the museum!”
Sure enough, low and behold, all the stolen costumes were there by some weird mechanical contraption.
“They’re all here!” Fluttershy said.
“Zombie,” Velma muttered.
“Miner 49er,” Daphne added.
“Captain Cutler,” Shaggy gasped.
“The Tar Monster,” Scrappy said.
“He must have used the costumes to make real monsters,” Velma began. “Which implies—”
“He needs the costumes to make the monsters,” Fred added. “Which implies—”
“He already had a Pterodactyl Ghost costume somehow,” Daphne added. “Which implies—”
“Patrick’s the one,” Velma mumbled.
“Aw, Velma’s in love,” Daphne sighed, misunderstanding.
“No! I mean ‘the one’. The bad guy. That’s why he wanted to go out with me. To see what we knew!”
“I seriously doubt Patrick’s the villain behind this mystery,” Cadance spoke up. “He doesn’t exactly seem like the type of person to mastermind an army of monsters.”
“I wouldn’t be too sure,” Flurry muttered. “Not after seeing him when we left the Faux Ghost.”
“Flurry’s right,” Shaggy vouched. “We just saw Patrick at the bad guys’ hang-out. He was working both sides of Psycho Street.”
“And he seemed a little aggressive,” Scrappy added.
“Not to mention kind of scary,” Spike concluded.
“I don’t know who’s behind this, but we don’t need him transforming more costumes,” Fred informed the others. “Let’s find a way to shut down this monster-maker for good.”
There was a flashing red light just behind him, but he didn’t even notice it.
“There’s something over there!” Shining said, noting the red light.
Everyone else looked over and followed the strange light. Scooby and the others were about to follow, albeit slowly, when Shaggy stopped them.
“Psst! Guys!” Shaggy whispered. “We’re the ones that found this place. Score one for the big guys! Now we need to keep acting like mondo-groovy detectives. Come on.”
“Rokay,” Scooby nodded.
“We’ll need to find out how this think makes real monsters,” Scrappy said.
“Could be anything,” Shaggy shrugged.
The young detective nearly tripped and stepped on something. All of a sudden, a machine to come down as a couple costumes began to move. The group looked down and noticed Shaggy had stepped on some trigger of sorts.
“I may not be the smartest dragon around, but I think this might be the thing!” Spike observed.
“Great… all we need to do is take this thing off,” Flurry declared. “Last thing we need are more real monsters.”
But unfortunately, they spoke too soon when Shaggy and Scooby came to the machine.
“Shaggy! Scooby! NO!” Scrappy panicked.
But as he knew, somehow those blokes would find a way to mess up somehow… and boy was he right. Soon as they started pushing several buttons on the panel, they messed with it so much that every sound it made generated some form of music. The three could only watch as they started doing their own ‘theme song’ to this slightly catchy beat.
“I’m starting to wonder who’re the ‘real’ adults between us,” Scrappy face-pawed.
As the trio watched their pals mess around, what they failed to notice was that every costume put through the machine soon generated into real monsters, slowly coming together ready to terrorize Coolsville shortly. Shadowy silhouettes began to form over the group, Spike turned around for a brief second only to catch the growing mass of monsters before them.
“Uh… guys?” Spike spoke up.
“Like, what is it, Spike?” Shaggy asked.
“M-M-M-M-Monsters!” Scrappy stuttered.
“Huh?” Shaggy asked, turning around with Scooby.
“You’ve plagued us all!” Flurry cried out.
“We have… to remain… calm,” Shaggy smiled nervously.
But the monsters slowly stalking toward them was more than enough for Scooby to scream.
“Calm, Scooby-Doo!” Shaggy spoke. “You’re not being calm!”
Scooby then proceeded to slap Shaggy.
“I needed that.”
Scooby slapped him again.
“I needed that, too,” Shaggy smiled.
Then Scooby slapped him yet again… though more like punched him.
“You’re pushing your luck, Scoob!” Shaggy glared slightly.
Soon the monsters began their slow approach, which worried Shaggy, Scooby, and the rest of their friends. Scrappy began to growl toward the monsters, doing his best to come off as intimidating. But one look from all the monsters and they all laughed at him. Seeing them make a mockery out of him, Scrappy sighed in defeat.
“There are times I wish I was slightly taller,” Scrappy frowned.
“Did you guys find any—”
Fred had just begun to ask, as he approached with the others, before the monsters came into his sight. He froze as all the monsters glared at them.
“… thing…?”
“H-H-He did it…” Scooby pointed to Shaggy.
“The good news is: We found out what makes the monsters real,” Spike informed.
“Disconnect the control panel!” Velma suggested. “Maybe it’ll stop the machine!”
Fred soon raced to see what he could do to help and slid along the stairway railings.
“We’ll keep the monsters from getting closer,” Rainbow called out.
While Rainbow and the ponies handled some of the monsters, Fred grabbed for the control panel. Fred barely ducked a breath of fire emanating from one of the ghosts. Captain Cutler unsheathed his own weapon and reached to strike Fred. Luckily for him, Applejack caught his weapon with her lasso providing Fred enough time to pass the other ghosts after grabbing the control panel. Twilight, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Rarity used their magic beams to keep some of the monsters at bay, but they knew this would not last forever.
“Every pony, run!” Twilight yelped.
Fred dodged some crossbow arrows hurling toward him, racing as fast as he could from the monsters. Soon the two teams are on the run with monsters of Mystery Inc.’s past on the hunt.
“Come on, this way!” Shaggy called out. “Quick, the elevator!”
They kept running as fast as their legs could carry them. All of a sudden, a ghost made entirely out of electricity stops them at their feet.
“Sweet Celestia, what is that?!” Rarity yelled.
“The 10,000 Volt Ghost!” Scrappy gasped.
“Go, go, go!” Twilight cried out.
They quickly rushed around the ghost into the elevator for a hasty escape.
“We’re gonna die!” Shaggy gasped.
“Think positive!” Daphne told him.
“We’re gonna die quickly!” Shaggy replied.
“That’s not positive!” Fluttershy called out.
“Waaait for me!” The 10,000 Volt Ghost chuckled.
With his electrical abilities, he fired a few electric shocks sprouting a few explosions around them. They were soon back outside shortly after escaping the elevator. They just reached a dumpster when the one-eyed skeleton monsters emerged.
“Oh, come on!” Rarity complained.
“Ooh, my life just keeps better and better,” Twilight muttered.
Soon everyone was running off in different directions trying to escape all the monsters.
“Come on, guys!” Fred called out, midrunning.
“We’re comin’ ya’ll!” Applejack yelled.
“An exit!” Shaggy gasped.
“Shaggy, wait!!!” Spike yelled out.
But Shaggy already opened the door only to find… nothing. He fell out with Scooby, as Scrappy Doo jumped behind them with Spike and Flurry flying toward them. Shaggy and Scooby landed hard on the ground, while Scrappy landed nimbly on his feet and the other youngsters hovered over them. Flurry and Spike lifted their friends to their feet, and they proceeded to make a break for it. The skeletal monsters raced after them, though they had it harder than the cowardly duo themselves.
“STOP THEM!” The evil masked figure commanded. “Destroy the city if you have to but get me that control panel! With it, they can destroy everything I’ve set out to do.”
Shaggy, Scooby, Scrappy, Flurry, and Spike were racing out of the mining town only to find themselves at the edge of a deep cliff.
“Just our luck!” Scrappy gasped. “Trapped between a cliff and a pair of living dog bones!”
“Spike and I can just fly down to the road easily,” Flurry pointed out. “But how will you guys get down?”
It was then Shaggy spotted some trashcan lids and quickly grabbed one.
“Let’s rip it, Scoob!” Shaggy called out. “ZOINKS!”
With a daring leap, Shaggy hopped over the edge and skid along the rocky surface on the lid like snowboarding off a dry surface. Scooby proceeded to grab another lid, as Scrappy hopped upon his uncle’s back. With a mighty holler, Scooby jumped off the cliff while Scrappy held on tightly around his uncle’s collar. Spike and Flurry flew behind their friends without hesitation before the skeleton men got close.
But not willing to give up, the Red-Eyed skeleton turned to his confused, Green-Eyed companion and with one swift kick instantly transformed his gullible compatriot into a make-shift bone-sled. And with that the Skeletons were in hot pursuit of the Goof squad, who were having a heck of a time on this down-slope ride.
“We’re getting rad!” Shaggy called out.
“You could say… this pipe’s ripping!” Spike added.
“Please… stop!” Flurry muttered.
“Heads up guys!” Scrappy looked back. “Over there!”
Sure enough, the skeleton men were gaining on them with the red-eyed member using a set of arms to peddle down like skis. Scooby, with Scrappy hanging on, back-pedaled like a swimming form while Shaggy sled down another path, hopping over a slope for extra speed. At some point, the skeleton men were trying to reach for Scooby by any means with Scrappy doing everything he could to defend his uncle even as one skull held onto his uncle’s tail.
Eventually, Scooby and Scrappy found themselves in a position where they were riding the lid like a unicycle dodging trees and boulders they’d risk crashing into. Eventually, through this zany turn of events, Scooby grabbed onto a branch and swung over the skeleton beasts so now the doggy pair were following the skeleton people instead.
“Hiya boys!” Scrappy waved.
Distracted for a brief moment, the skeleton men failed to dodge a tree in their path and crashed violently shattering into pieces. One of the skulls ended up in Scrappy’s paw.
“To be or not to be, that is the question…” Scrappy quoted. “And… I’m bored!”
Scrappy hurled the skull aside and the dogs quickly hopped off the lid right on the edge of the cliff, watching the lid fall.
“SCOOBY!!!” Shaggy and the others called out.
By the time the dogs turned around, Shaggy barreled into Scrappy and Scooby. The trio flew through the air screaming with Flurry and Spike struggling to reach them. In the nick of time, the Mystery Machine pulled up right in front of them, the van door opened, and they barreled into the vehicle with a heavy crash.
“Are you guys okay?” Cadance asked, concerned.
“Sure, as long as you define ‘okay’ as in ‘massive agony’,” Shaggy whimpered.
“Reah…” Scooby groaned.
Shining and Cadance both tended to Flurry Heart, who still refused to look at her father. Twilight helped Spike back into a seated position.
“So… what’s the plan now?” Spike asked.
“We should get back to headquarters,” Fred suggested.
“No!” Velma told him. “That’ll be the first place they’ll look for us.”
“Then where do we go?” Twilight asked.
“I think ‘I’ know where to go.”
Soon the Mystery Machine drove off, hoping to find someplace safe away from the monsters. But little did they know, with an army of monsters now loose and set to be unleashed upon Coolsville… this night was about to get very worse.
Our investigation leads the teams into the old mining town where it turns out there is a hidden laboratory with the sole purpose of converting costumes... into monsters. But unfortunately for one band of goofs, they may have accidentally set doomsday upon their own town (Which doesn't help the fact they went a little crazy with the chemicals). As if that isn't enough, seems tension is also building amongst the royal family specifically with Flurry and her own parents. If we thought Fred's poor choice of words have been wrong during this adventure, it doesn't help that Shining Armor let his frustration get the best of him shouting at his own child. I know that feeling well given the few times my own Dad and I don't often see eye to eye. Course that's a different story.
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Me: (Startled awake) “WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! CRANBERRY AND HOT SAUCE! HOLD THE MAYONNAISE!!!” (Fell out of my couch and hit my head on the floor) “Ow. What’s going? Where’s the turkey? Is Izzy Moonbow in the parade?”
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sorry did i interupt your thanksgiving dream?
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Commentary is set to commence when you are at the ready, Doc.
Well, the Goofs found some good evidence, unfortunately in the eyes of some things only got worst. Especially for Shining and Flurry. How's he going to make up for saying that to his own daughter?
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Mina: (To me) “Doctor! You can’t fall asleep on the job right now! It’s time for the next CA chapter. You gotta play like a football player and HUT!”
Me: “…Coffee me.” (Mina gives me a cup of coffee and I drank it) “YEAH BABY!!!”
Both me and Mina shared a high-five, as I return to the world of Mr.E’s CA.
Next chapter: Mystery Inc. Old Headquarters
I don't know if you address it in this story but I'll mention it here just because: Did you know the voice of Evil Mask Guy is Scott McNeil? (Who has done the voices of Flim, Rover, and Chief Thunderhooves in MLP)
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huh i did not know that
Oh my...SA's done goofed up. BIG TIME.
Another chase,
new transformations and new secrets revealed!
I only hope our heroes are ready for what's next!
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Nice Hoodwinked reference!
What's a Coolsonium?
Things are certainly heating up, this chapter had so many laughs, keep up the amazing chapters and stay cool, stay classy
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I think he was also Rattrap, Dinobot, Silverbolt, AND Waspinator in Beast Wars.
Well damn, Shining made the biggest mistake a parent could do with their child, yell that they are basically helpless without them, and honestly, I was kinda hoping Scrappy, Flurry and Spike would join the little improv singing Shaggy and Scooby did when messing with the control panel
Nice Work on the chapter! Very funny transformations with the chemical potions and the mystery just gets deeper...
But, unfortunately as both our groups of detectives reunite, things go from bad to Spooktacular-ly worse as Scooby's team has inadvertently unleashed a horde of real monsters in the forms of Zombie, Miner 49er, Captain Cutler and The Tar Monster.
And with The Pterodactyl Ghost, The Black Knight Ghost, The 10,000 Volt Ghost, and the Skeleton Men still on the loose too!
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Me neither...
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It's a play on words of Coolsville, the Scooby Gang's home town where the adventure takes place in and the Smithsonian museum in Washington, DC.
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The old high school Spooky Swamp Clubhouse,
which (fun fact) would later appear again in the Scooby Doo video games, First Frights and Spooky Swamp.
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I'll tell you one thing, it'd better involve him no longer treating her as a helpless baby
Coolsville just became Ghoulsville
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wanna bet he objects during Dash's wedding? And crashes it to object
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He was. And also Piccolo, Jeice, Frouq, Dabura, and Majin Buu in the deceased Ocean dub of DBZ. And Suezo, Gali, Gray Wolf, and Naga in Monster Rancher, Tann in Kong, Duo in Gundam Wing, and Koga in Inuyasha. He does all kinds of voices, some distinctly different from each other. He is my favorite voice actor.
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about that, how are Dash and AJ gonna have kids when they're both mares?
I was actually hoping that the monsters and villains that were cut out of the movie would be used in this chapter.
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there is this thing called 'adoption'
Wow…low blow, Shining…Low blow.
Suddenly, the refrigerator door came open and a moan was heard from inside. The group peered deeply into the fridge and their eyes widened as a figure emerged. Pinkie Pie came out before the group… only she was ‘not’ quite herself.
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I can never unsee that.
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that's one way, they can ask someone or get discord to fix that problem.
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Ah yeah, so many greats that didn't make the cut in the movie like the Creeper, Charlie the Robot, Gator Ghoul, the Snow Ghost, the No-Face Zombie, the Ghost Clown, the Phantom Shadows, and the Space Kook.
Shining Armor, what did you just do? *not amused look*
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you know i use to have the frist fright video game back then when i have the wii system
Meanwhile, back at Discord's Theater(s)
Future G5
Pipp Petals: (Disgusted) "Ick! They could use a bath."
Ember: "Those better not be dragon eggshells."
Gilda: "Or griffon's."
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny: "Dat's gonna be a tough stain to clean."
Daffy Duck: "Yeah. Like nachos-th and chees-th-e!" (Almost hits Sour Sweet)
Sour Sweet: (Threatens) "Watch the nachos!"
Grubber: "Wow! They look worse than you, Fizzie." (Receives a death glare from Tempest Shadow)
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: (To the narrators) "And what am I? Chopped liver?"
Me: (Annoyed) "...I wasn't the one who had to stop every fifteen minutes just to go to the bathroom."
Random Dude: "What? But...but the last Cinematic Adventure had me sitting at the edge of my seat, binge eating at the suspension, and the anxiety made me have a nervous bladder and... Oh there it goes..."
Another Random Dude: "Oops! Wee-wee..."
Gilda: "Hey! How come she's–"
Crazy Steve: "HOW?!"
Gallus: "Don't ask..."
Equestria Girls
EqG Rainbow Dash: "What the–How?! HOW is she NOT–"
Indigo Zap: "How does she get away with no bumps or bruises?"
Sugarcoat: "If you're asking me, then to answer, this is obviously the same Pinkie Pie who can defy all logical explanations, break the laws of physics, takes her over the top comedic antics up to an eleven, and breaking a fourth wall. Nuff said."
EqG Pinkie Pie: (Proudly) "That's so Pony me to a tee!"
Songbird Serenade: "True story."
Equestria Girls
EqG Pinkie Pie: "And it was during the said timeline expansion that we got our own bittersweet farewell from Sunset Shimmer, and Galen Marek, in our world, which follows our first meeting with Bugs Bunny and all the Looney Tune memories we've made."
Bugs Bunny: (To the readers) "It's true. Take a look! It's in our book."
- Equestria Girls
- Adventure
- Comedy
The Equestria Girls have a Looney Tune time with Bugs Bunny and friends.Me: "Which reminds me:
Mina: (To me) "Have you been re-watching DisneyFanatic's Bride of Discord videos again?"
Me: "What can I say? I'm romantic."
Silver Shill: "Speaking of romance? How far have you gotten into your relationship with Rain Shine?"
Me: "Uh..." (Points to the screen) "HEY LOOK! They're starting the next scene!"
Galaxy
C3PO: "Goodness, gracious! What in blazes is that?"
Equestria Girls
EqG Fluttershy: "EEEK!" (Hides behind Bugs Bunny) "Wh-Wh-Who's that?"
Indigo Zap: "Someone having a bad day?"
All Theater(s)
Discord's Audience: "PATRICK?!"
Equestria Girls and friends: "Patrick?!"
Sunset Shimmer and friends: "PATRICK?!"
G5 Mane Five: "PATRICK?!"
Deputy Sprout: "Is there an echo in here?"
Equestria Girls
Everyone in the theater, all turned to look at EqG's Pinkie Pie, who simply grinned and bounced her eyebrows.
Equestria Girls
Daffy Duck: "Hmph! Big deal. Any hammy actors can put on the tough-guy routine. But it take's-th a real pro to p-p-pull off the bad cop and good cop mas-th-er piece-th!"
Porky Pig: "B-B-B-But Daffy. You need a sec-a sec-a-a-a an extra for the good cop, or b-b-b-bad cop."
Daffy Duck: "E-th-actly my POINT! HE went in alone, when he should have a backup."
Extra Cut
Then, suddenly, Patrick burst out roaring, like a maniac.
Patrick: "BOO!"
Shaggy Rogers: "AAAAUGH!!!"
Discord's Theater
The Audience: "AAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
Grubber threw his cup of soda in the air, which fell back down on top of – not Tempest's – Iron Will's head. Garble jumped into Smolder's arms. Yona jumped into Sandbar's hooves. Gallus leapt into Silverstream's arms. Captain Celaeno laid an egg. Capper screeched like...well, a cat, and clings himself onto the ceiling.
Extra Cut
Patrick: "RAAAARGH!"
Shaggy Rogers: "AAAAUGH!!!"
Equestria Girls
The Audience: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Flash Sentry jumped into Kiwi Lollipop's arms. Daffy Duck clings himself onto Porky Pig. EqG Fluttershy jumped into Bugs Bunny's arms. Lemon Zest threw her arms in the air in fright, nearly knocking over Sour Sweet's nachos.
Sour Sweet: (Threatening) "WATCH THE NACHOS!"
Extra Cut
Patrick: "BLAURGH!!!"
Scooby-Doo, Spike, and Flurry: "AAAAAHH!!!"
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: "AAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!" (Jumps into Galen Marek's arms) "MOTHER OF FAUST!"
Chewie the Wookie screamed in fright, whipping out his blaster and fired at the TV...which impressively ricochet off the screen and singed the top of his head.
Extra Cut
Patrick: "AAAAARHHH!"
Shaggy Rogers: "AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Future G5
All the way into the future, the Mane Five and friends were scared out of their minds.
Audience: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
Deputy Sprout: "MOMMY!!!" (Hides behind Phyllis)
Extra Cut
Patrick laughs out loud, to which Shaggy and friends realized that it was all a joke.
Shaggy Rogers: "It was a joke?"
Patrick: "Yeah!"
All Theaters
Everyone in the theater(s), watching the same Cinematic Adventure – in different times and places – all looked at each other, realizing how ridiculous they looked, and composed themselves.
Sheriff Hitch: "That was horrible!"
EqG Rainbow Dash: "Not funny!"
Extra Cut
Shaggy Rogers: (To Patrick) "Oh, you're a lot of fun!" (Turns to Scooby) "Try it, Scoob."
Scooby-Doo: (Weakly) "Roar!"
Discord's Theater
Capper Dapperpaw: (Sarcastically) "Wow. My nine lives just left me."
Me: "Oh I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover."
Extra Cut
Patrick: (Criticizing Scooby-Doo) "...It needs work."
Nearby, Wallflower Blush and Juniper Montage both secretly agreed to themselves.
Wallflower and Juniper: "Eeyup."
And now, a word from Big Mac
This has been a word from Big Mac
Extra Cut
Patrick hadn't gone far, however, when he happened to run into the two secret, undercover reporters of the Cinematic Adventure, under Buried Lede's employment.
Juniper Montage: "Hi, Mister Wisely. Juniper Montage and Wallflower Blush. Reporters of–"
Patrick: "Uh, I'm sorry. But I'm not giving any exclusives for Heather Jasper to–"
Wallflower Blush: "Oh, we don't work for Heather Jasper Howe. We've never even heard of her."
Patrick: "Really? And I'm supposed to believe you girls, how?"
Juniper Montage: "Unlike Heather Jasper, we know Princess Twilight and friends on a personal level. And we don't thrive on controversy. We just listen."
Wallflower Blush: "And we're looking for the truth."
Patrick: "Hmmm. Ok, then. You tell me what you girls know, and I'll tell you what I know."
Back at Discord's Theater
Crazy Steve got pranky and decided to pull a prank on me, Mina, and Silver Shill.
(0:10–0:14)
Crazy Steve: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
Me and Silver Shill: "AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!"
Mina: "AAAAAAHHH!!!" (Drops to the floor) "OH MY–Oh my Fafnir!"
Future G5
Izzy Moonbow, pointing and laughing at our holographic recordings in the past.
Next>>
Shining Armor, you just earned yourself the bage for Terrible Father.
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That could be a possible future adventures for our heroes.
Love it
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Nice start Doc. Hope to see the rest later this morning or afternoon.
It seems that the visit to the Faux Ghost has been a failure ... Or so it seemed, because now we have another suspect: Patrick. A little weird for him to steal himself, but wouldn't that deflect suspicions? Also, he is not the first villain to do that, let's remember the crimes of the one who disguised himself as the ghost's captain.
Following the old Old Man Wickles, the two groups enter the old mine. The bad (or not) is that it turns out that Wickles is not responsible, since he was looking for a legal business. The good news is that they have found the villain's lair and his laboratory. I was looking forward to this scene, it's the funniest moment in the movie for me, especially with the Gof group transformations, and their references to the first movie and the Spike as pony's comic. Flurry Heart looks beautiful as a human girl in that dress, my compliments to whoever designed her.
But the best of all has been Pinkie Pie, and her and Rainbow Dash's reaction. This part was pure gold (comedy gold).
But fun gives way to family tension. Really, Shinning ? Are you still afraid that Flurry will cause another catastrophe like when she blew up the Crystal Heart? I don't blame him, but the lack of confidence still hurts. Now I can imagine what Sombra is going to use against Flurry (or Shinning).
And if this wasn't enough, the "kids" of the Gof group (I agree with Scrappy) create more monsters. Luckily they manage to escape, and it seems that they have the key to reverse the process. But, as the title of the film says, now there are monsters unleashed, who are ready to destroy the entire city. What will happen now?
really Shining Armour. I know he's protective, but when he is a judge of character, he's a dimwit. Besides at least flurry wasn't the one who banned twilight from a wedding because of Chrysalis.
Also, the potion scene is still awesome, and OMG Flurry's EG form is adorable.
Nice additions to that scene. I have to wonder when we will meet the actual Taz as far as other stories are concerned.
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Braeburn: "Whoo-whee! That's one ghost town that makes Appleloosa looks like a twister had passed through."
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny: "Aw, c'mon, doc...uh, dragon. It ain't like we haven't seen loonier."
Discord's Theater and Equestria Girls
The Audience: "PINKIE!"
Galaxy
Like out of a Japanese anime, Sunset Shimmer and Galen Marek both face faulted on the floor, while C3PO, R2-D2, Han Solo, and Chewie were gulp smacked.
Han Solo: "That pink girl for real?"
Future G5
Sunny simply smacked herself on the face.
Sheriff Hitch: "This...this is the legendary Pinkie Pie? One of THE greatest heroes of Equestria?"
Equestria Girls
Daffy Duck: "Thanks-th pal. I may never have the hiccups-th again!"
Equestria Girls
Sugarcoat: "Like he could've gone somewhere else?"
Daring Do: "Why am I not surprised?"
Equestria Girls
Sugarcoat: "Yeah. It's a gift and a curse for all of us. Loose Equestrian Magic that turns us all into magic-powered megalomaniacs, or sucked us into other worlds, where our friends are in a crossfire of good and evil, with us being dragged into their mess."
Ember: "Wow."
Thorax: "Spike's stronger than he looks!"
Sweetie Belle: "Well, considering how he spent the last ten years or so, carrying Rarity's luggage, and shopping bags...you could say he's had quite the workout."
Erik: (Nods in agreement) "Indubitably."
Me: "Ah. Memories..." (Looks up in nostalgia and cue the flashback)
All Theaters
The Audience: "Uh, Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Shaggy!"
Button Mash: "Don't just run away! FIGHT 'IM SHAGGY! He's nothing but bones!"
Rumble: "Well, at least someone is fighting him..."
Tender Taps: "Or not..."
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny: "Ooh! That's gotta hurt."
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: (Eating a blue cube) "Well, at least they're getting somewhere."
Galen Marek: "I'll say. I wonder how our friends are doing?"
Braeburn: "That's what I said!"
Moon Dancer: "I see someone has some time for a quick wardrobe change."
Sassy Saddles: "Do tell. Do tell. No offense, but all that leather and glasses was a little hard on the eyes."
Moon Dancer: "None taken."
Minuette: "Aw, I thought she looked adorable in that get up."
Me: "I wouldn't say that..."
Nearby, Thorax, Pharynx, and Ocellus shook their heads in disagreement.
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny: "C'mon, Dinkley. You were so madly in love. It's normal for people to do stupid and crazier things for the ones they love."
EqG Pinkie Pie: "Tell me about it. I've seen it all. Timber Spruce would make up a scary ghost story about Gaia Everfree, to help his sister save their camp, and avoid suspicions about her harboring Equestrian Magics. Flash Sentry, risked his neck to save Sunset Shimmer and...us, from an out of control robot. So...we've all had those moments, you know?"
Porky Pig: (To Flash Sentry) "A r-r-r-r-robot?"
Flash Sentry: "Long story."
Kiwi Lollipop: (Flirting) "Ooh. A hero and a lead guitarist..."
Capper Dapperpaw: "Mayday. Mayday. He's gonna blow it..."
Future G5
Izzy Moonbow: "Definitely...suspicious~"
Me: "...Not ugly."
Equestria Girls
Sci-Fi Twi: "That was...awkward..."
Daffy Duck: "First-th rule of detective works-th. Never let amateurs-th do the work."
Back in Discord's theaters, the sound of "free miners" for a supposed gold mine, seems to have a flipped a switch for some greedy dragons, griffons, and ponies.
Gallus: "Hmmm. Not a bad idea."
Gilda: "I'll say. A summer camp on a gold mine? My kind of a summer vacation."
Smolder: "Mine two!"
Garble: "Mine three!"
Ember: "Mine...mine...mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. MINE." *Hic*
Me: "Oh boy. Here we go again..."
Equestria Girls
Back in the theater, Daffy Duck immediately had another of his greedy dollar looks in his eyes.
*CHA-CHING!*
Daffy Duck: "Ooh-hoo-hoo! S-th-ounds-th like it'll make me a fortune! I JUST-TH GOTTA HAVE IT!" *HIC*
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: (To Galen Marek) "Do you get the feeling this interrogation is getting nowhere?"
Grubber: "Busted..."
Gilda: (Twitches uneasily for the gold) "Hey. Old Man. Any-Any-Got a contract for a griffon to sign?"
Ember: (Twitching just as uneasily) "Or a dragon?"
Gilda: "Back off lizard breath! After losing that priceless Philosopher Stone back in Hogwarts. Those golds–HIC–have griffon names all over them!"
Ember: "You think you're sour about the stupid rock, that old man and his friends have destroyed?! Lemme tell you something bird brain. We dragons have been thirsty for golds–HIC–for too long! And as Dragon Lord, I'm not about to loose another gold–HIC–pot AGAIN!"
Gilda: "Over my dead body!"
Ember: "So be it!"
With that, both Ember and Gilda lunged at each other in a tussle.
Me: "Girls! Stop! STOP! This is a theater. Not–WAH!" (And being the iron butt-monkey of the Cinematic Adventure that I am, I got pulled in)
Rain Shine: (Turns into a Nirik) "HANDS OFF OF MY...my...MY LOVE!" (Charges into the fight)
In the meantime, Discord was simply enjoying himself, at my expense, while secreting tucking away a piece of the Philospher Stone he managed to save...for himself.
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Me: "PHEW! That was a close one. Thanks Rain Shine! Or, should I say...
レインシャインちゃん、どうもありがとうございました!(Thank you very much, Rain Shine-chan!)"
Rain Shine: "どういたしまして。" (You're welcome)
Rain Shine kisses a boo-boo on my face.
Rain Shine: "大好き。"(Really like)
Me: 😍
Silver Shill: "Uh, hey...excuse me, sir? I hate to break whatever romance you and...the queen are having but...are the muzzles and straitjackets really necessary?" (Points to Ember and Gilda, restrained in straitjackets, with muzzles over their mouths)
Me: "Yeah. At this point, after one near-death experience too many, I am SO not taking any chances with a loon, or two..."
Garble: "What about that loon?" (Points to Crazy Steve, with a baseball bat, at the ready)
Me: "...Let's just get on with the show..."
Equestria Girls
EqG Rainbow Dash: (To Sci-Fi Twi) "Kinda like your lab, Twilight! Minus the mad scientist feel to it..."
Bugs Bunny: "Hmmm. Reminds me of the time when I've once run afoul with a mad scientist, and that red hairy monster, Gossamer."
EqG Pinkie Pie: "Oh! You were talking about Gossamer. I thought you were referring to Elmo."
Moon Dancer: "You and me both, Flurry."
Future G5
Zipp Storm: "She does? Wow! As a fellow science fanatic, I'm liking this Princess Twilight more and more."
Future G5
Zipp Storm: "Hmmmm. Nice detective work there, Scooby."
Anakin Skywalker: "What? What did he say?"
Storm Shield: (To Anakin) "I think he thinks it's lemonade."
Tempest Shadow: "Uh, I wouldn't drink that if I were you."
Equestria Girls
EqG Fluttershy: "Scooby! DON'T–Ooh."
Bugs Bunny: "Too late..."
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: "Oh no."
C3PO: "Oh dear."
Future G5
Pipp Petals: "Uh, Zipp? What's happening to him?"
Cheese Sandwich: "What?! Not even, your family? Or our son?" (Lil'Cheese looks rather hurt)
Equestria Girls
EqG Pinkie Pie: "Oh, you Silly Filly. There are WAAAAAY more important things than candy. There's cookies. There's cakes. There's families. There's candy, cookies, and cakes SHAPED like your friends and family."
Extra Cut
Shaggy Rogers: "Scoob! You've turned into a freaky monster!"
Discord's Theater
Me: "D-Don't look in the mirror!"
Extra Cut
Scooby looked anyway, and screamed, horrified at his transformation.
Discord's Cut
Me: (Facepalmed) "I told you not to look in the mirror!"
Equestria Girls
EqG Rarity: "Ugh! How revolting!"
Future G5
Zipp Storm: "Uck! And I've seen better looks when Pipp had a bad mane day!"
Future G5
Zipp Storm: "You sure about that, Rogers?"
Me: "I'll....say...it's..." (Suffers a meltdown from a callback to Jim Carrey's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective) "That's just wrong. So very wrong..."
Button Mash: "Ugh! I can't unsee that!" (Covers his eyes)
Rumble: "I'm scarred for life!"
Random Brony: "What are you complaining about? It's rule 63..."
Me: (To random brony) "FAN DISSERVICE!"
Equestria Girls
Daffy Ducks: "Hey! Didn't I lock you up in a zoo for $5,000?" (The audience in the theater all looked at him, incredulously) "What? I'm a coward. But I'm a greeeeeedy little coward."
Equestria Girls
Pinkie Pie: "Aw, I'm so lucky! My pony counterpart is a big fan of you guys too!" (Hugs Bugs, Daffy, and Porky)
Sweetie Belle: "Ooh! Oh my..." (Blushes)
Thorax: "Spike?"
Gabby: "Aw! He's even cuter as a pony!"
Equestria Girls
Sci-Fi Twi: "Aw! She has Cadence's eyes!"
Sunny Flare: "And smile."
Capper Dapperpaw: (Terrified) "MEOW!!!" (Hides behind his chair)
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: "Yeah. First time I became human, it took some getting used to..."
Equestria Girls
Sugarcoat: "You need to work out more."
Lets get ready to Rumble Jock Jams
Bulk Biceps: "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
Moon Dancer: "EW!"
Equestria Girls
Sci-Fi Twi: (Disgusted) "Ugh."
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: (Looks ready to puke) "TMI (Too Much Information), Scooby...Einstein."
Future G5
Zipp Storm: "I didn't catch the second-half of what he said. But...I feel a little...queasy..."
Future G5
Zipp Storm: "What's going on?"
Me: (My eyes bulged wide open) "IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!"
Autumn Blaze: (Panicking) "What do we do? WHAT DO WE DO?!!!"
Discord: "Yipe. Everyone! Use Bulk Biceps as a meat shield! His pecks will deflect the blast!"
Bulk Biceps: "YEA–Wait, what?" (Everyone crowds behind Bulk Biceps) "Wait, wait! WAIT A MINUTE!"
Me: "Discord! That's a safety violation for our consumers in the act of using them as a living shield!"
Discord: "Ok then. YOU BE THE HUMAN SHIELD!"
Me: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Discord: (To Me) "Mr.E and Drama will never forget your service. YOU'LL DIE A HERO!"
Extra Cut
Scooby-Doo: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: "EVERYONE! BEHIND THE COUCH!" (Ducks and covers with her fellow audience, behind a couch)
Equestria Girls
Daffy Duck: "Mother."
EqG Rarity: "GET BEHIND ME DARLINGS!" (Activates her geode's magic)
Future G5
Sheriff Hitch: "HIT THE DECK!"
Deputy Sprout: (Screams like a little girl) "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
*Trumpet playing the taps*
Don't worry. Nobody dies in the commentary. They just got big boo boos.
Galaxy
C3PO: "Is it over?"
Sunset Shimmer: (Peeks over the couch) "Yeah, 3PO. It's over. Though...I can't help get this funny feeling someone is awfully sour..."
Equestria Girls
Daffy Duck: "We're alive? Oh! We're alive! Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo! Whoo!"
Future G5
Deputy Sprout: "Phew! I can't believe we survived that horrible bombing, without a scratch!"
Sunny Starscout: "Well, duh... It all happened years ago. We're just watching a recording of it."
Izzy Moonbow: "Uh, speaking of which..."
Present G4
Me: (Covered in soots) "A bomb... I took a hit from a bomb... from Mr. E's Cinematic Adventure. And I'm not even fired from this work. I suppose that'll give a new definition for a box office bomb. And this'll be the last time I'M the shield...Discord."
Garble: "Welp. Been nice knowing you, Spikey-Wikey."
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, and Flash Sentry: (Holding each other) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
Han Solo: (Covers Chewie's eyes) "Don't look, Chewie!"
C3PO and R2-D2 malfunctioned, while Galen Marek puked in a nearby trash bin.
Discord's Theater
Bronies and Pegasisters: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
Me: (Covering my eyes) "That's so wrong!"
Future G5
Unicorns: "Bing bong! Bing bong! Bing bong!"
Bronies and Pegasisters: "Phew!"
Me: "Ah, that's better."
Gabby: "I like you better when you're a dragon, Spike."
Thorax: "Same."
Gilda: "Oh. Way to go, big mouth..."
All Theaters
GASPS
Zephyr Breeze: "Not cool, man."
Big Mac: "Nope!"
Princess Celestia: "Uh...any sign of...*gulp*...Chickenstein?"
Capper Dapperpaw: "Uh...not quite the answer they were looking for..."
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: "What? No, no, no, no. Th-Th-That can't be right. I mean...If he's the bad guy, then...why go through all the trouble of robbing his own museum?"
Future G5
Zipp Storm: "And...how do you plan to do that? So far, you've all had...dumb lucks..."
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny: "Welp. Too late."
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: (Covers her eyes with her hands) "I can't watch this..."
Extra Cut
Shaggy:
[rapping] My name is Shaggy Fresh, and I'm the best at solving crimes. When the monsters see my face, they start to scream and shake like a girl with Justin Timberlake!
Scooby-Doo:
[rapping] My name is Scooby-Fresh. Raca-re-ra-ra-roo-ra-ree. Araca-ra. A-re-ra-roo-ree. A-roo-ra-racaraca-a-re-ra-roo.
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo:
We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives!
Scooby-Doo:
Re're the reatest retectives!
Capper Dapperpaw: "3...2...1..."
Me: "AYE!"
Equestria Girls
Porky Pig: "Th-Th-Th-Ouch."
Galaxy & Future G5
Sunset Shimmer and Zipp Storm: "Ooh! Right in the schnoz."
Extra Cut
Shaggy Rogers: "Wha–Humph!"
Discord's Theater
Tempest Shadow: "Oh, like you're any better..."
Galaxy
C3PO: "Goodness! My hard drive. What now?"
Princess Celestia: "Oh no." (Hypnotized) "Ba-CAWK!" (Runs around the theater like a scared chicken)
Storm Shield: (Gives chase as he tries to use the Jedi Mind Trick to break his mother's hypnotic state) "Mom! Stop! You're not a chicken! You're not a chicken! You're not a chicken!"
Anakin Skywwalker: (To Luna) "What did you do to her again?"
Big Mac: "Nope."
Future G5
Izzy Moonbow: "It is? I thought it was getting worse and worser by the minute!"
Sunny Starscout: "I think she meant it in a sarcastic way, Izzy."
Thorax: "Run guys, RUUUUUN!!! Save yourselves!"
All Theaters
The Audience: "Ah phooey."
Lightning Dust: (The only exception) "Alright! Some excitement!"
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny: "Cowabunga!"
Extra Cut
Red-Eye Skeleton: "BONZAI!"
Green-Eye Skeleton: "WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
Around that same time, Patrick Wisely, Wallflower Blush, and Juniper were passing by, when they heard the commotion.
Patrick: (To Wallflower and Juniper) "Did you hear something?"
Equestria Girls
Flash Sentry: (Snickering) "Good one, Scraps."
Tempest Shadow: "Meh. They'll live."
Rolling Thunder: "Yep. We've had worse landing. All very extreme."
I gotta be honest, I like the Gen 3 movies/shows but everyone is entitled to their own opinion.