Fluttershy shook her head. "Condoms." She timed it right when everyone but Pinkie was taking a bite. Choked sputtering sounded from every corner of the table... though Dash joined Pinkie in her laughter once she recovered.

THAT just earned you a thumbs up, all by itself.

At least until Dash cried, "Does Derpy fuck or not!?"

"Wouldn't you like to know," the girl in question said as she walked past them.

Derpy comes back around and leans over Rainbow Dash trailing one finger along the seated girl's jaw before tipping her chin up slightly with the tip "Or rather, would you like to find out yourself?"

I never knew how much I needed the idea of sex goddess Derpy.

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"I can do things that'll make your eyes go straight."
(Not sure if want intensifies)

At least until Dash cried, "Does Derpy fuck or not!?"

"Wouldn't you like to know," the girl in question said as she walked past them.

LMFAO

The game loaded and Sunset took one look at her starting position before facepalming. "Turn one. Turn one is the answer. I play as Caneighda, a civilization that actually wants to be in the tundra, and you put me in the equatorial jungle . Nope. That's it. Stream over. Have a good weekend, Monkeys, I'm going to go resist the urge to hit my PC with a baseball bat."

Inner Raging She-demon anger intensifies