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Cute and adorable ponies go about their daily lives in Equestria, and yet none of them can forget that in 1998 The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and he plummeted sixteen feet through the Spanish Announcer's Table.

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I knew it had to be a skirts fic without even looking at the author... Welcome back.

What a coincidence, I was just watching some Botchamania.

well, all except for the implication of wrongship here, it's, uh, interesting

Man, this is exactly what I needed today. I almost forgot that in Nineteen-Ninety Eight, the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and he plummeted sixteen feet through the Spanish announcer's table. It's important to remember that and 9/11!

The fact that the phrase began to spread like wildfire and the sheer insanity of this story just feels right. Well done

Anypony besides Twist?” Cheerilee chirped.

Nopony gives a crap about her anyway.

The horse puns in this story are unparalleled. Un-mare-alleled...? Meh, I’m trying too hard.

Scootaloo snored into her textbook.

Rainbow Dash would be so proud.

That’s one nasty construction disaster. If only they had a professional who could make arrangements for the funerals and burials.

“...then Undertaker... choke-slammed Mankind onto a sea of thumbtacks that he had spread across the mat. And... uh... he finished Mankind off with a Tombstone Piledriver.” A gulp. “Three-count. Game and match.”

Thumbtacks...? How had I not heard about this before? Did he just have them in a box? Was it like one of those spike mats police use to shut down a roadway during a pursuit? Were they from Office Depot or are we talking caltrops? Shit, I need to watch the rest of the video now.

“Ha ha!” Rainbow winked at the little pegasus. “There's hope for you yet, scamp!”

Don’t encourage lumping, Dash. Bad Scoots. Live More; Lump Less.

So... like... could Undertaker and Mankind be some sort of prehistoric deities with powers that crush our modern understanding?”

Yes. Yes they are.

I’m low-key hoping that Luna will enter Cheerilee’s mind, only to find the Undertaker there waiting to kick her ass.

“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzonnnnnnnnnkkkkk...!”

Objectively superior to kerplunking in every way.

C’mon, Luna. That’s just gross.

...Come the heck on, Luna.

“BAH GAWDDD!!!”

The only being more immortal than an alicorn is Jim Ross.

Sunset’s gonna have a lot to explain about wrestling. Good thing she’ll have the time when she and Wallflower come to Equestria on their honeymoon.

Anyone who reads this has now had their life invariably divided into two parts, split down the middle by learning about this one pivotal event in world history. I honestly couldn't tell you which era is better. There's value in blissful ignorance, but I don't know how to compare it to the informed cynicism that comes with knowing that in nineteen ninety-eight, the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and he plummeted sixteen feet through the announcers' table.

Steady as the kaizo goes. Prouda you!

I wouldn't be surprised if that reddit account was your alt, to be honest.

A friendly reminder that memes have always been about laughing at stupid irrelevant things said by stupid irrelevant people.

I thought this was a Super Trampoline story based on the title.

It’s amazing how far a Drunken Peasants meme can go.

Oh man, this has been a classic copypasta on Reddit for years. Never thought I'd see it crossover into an MLP fanfic!

This is amazing. I have truly seen peak performance, But I must ask. What about the droid attack on the wookies?

I love you so much for this.

It's been awhile since we've seen this kinda fare around here.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Not sure if this was just great timing or intentional, but wwe fans just witnessed one of the worst Hell in the Cell matches of ALL TIME yesterday. So bad to the point that not one peep of it was mentioned tonight on RAW 😂.

9871804
HIAC started with a good cell match

ended with a bad cell match

DAMN IT VINCE why not give wyatt the title

Well that happened. lmao epic!

9871835
Yep. That ending alone killed what was the best HitC match we have had in the last few years with Sasha and Becky. The AEW chants from the crowd were pure gold. Wednesday nights cant come soon enough.

*applause*

Nicely done!

9871852
I couldn't see the show because my Network subscription randomly decided not to work. I think it was doing me a kindness based on how terrible that main event sounded.

9871889
Sasha vs Becky opened the show and was far and away the best match on the show. Sasha shouldnt have lost and was stupid but otherwise great. Every other match was not very memorable and honestly just filler because they HAD to have a ppv for sunday. Needless to say, they have killed the fiend as a character and they killed the HinC gimmick. I never want to see another one ever again.

9871427
Spoiler tagged, just in case.

There was a bag of thumbtacks stored under the ring. Mankind poured them out with the intention of locking in a Mandible Claw on Undertaker and dropping him on them, but then 'Taker was like, "naw."

Comment posted by PrinceJonathan deleted Oct 8th, 2019
SRY

9871559
First thing I thought of too and it would explain so much.

9871939
Not sure if you need to spoiler tag something that happened over 20 years ago lol.

The title reads like a Clickhole opinion article.

Likely in my top three wrestling moments. Other two being the “Jim Ross has been shot?” gag and the final match between Rick Flair and Shawn Michaels.

This fic is pure crack, but don't you ever forget that in Nineteen Ninety-Eight, the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and he plummeted sixteen feet through the Spanish announcer's table.

Reading this makes me wonder if I should start doing cocaine if it makes me produce masterpieces like this.

9871559
Honestly that kind of sounds like something Skirts would do.

So many times, I've seen this legendary battle mentioned, and so many times I've seen it go utterly unremarked that it was the Spanish announcer's table that Mankind went through. But SS&E came through with the needed facts.

It's all a matter of perspective. For an oldster like me, there wasn't much point in continuing to watch wrestling after Hulk Hogan body slammed Andre the Giant.

That title is frighteningly similar to actual titles of Japanese light novels.

Even here , in this holy place, I CANNOT ESCAPE THIS MEME! (this fic is full of nonsense and I love it.)

This fic may be a riot and stuff, but let us not so easily neglect recalling that in 2003 Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.

Now this... this is art.

9872163
I Want to Eat Your Pancreas

9872223
Thanks, but I'm still using it. Check with my family when I'm dead.

Night Light: “Shining, I was going through your room, and I found this.”
*He pulls out a record of the wrestling match, a weathered half-price sticker still visible*
Shining: “Dad, that’s not mine—”
Night Light: “Where did you get this?”
*He shakes the record accusingly in his son’s face*
Shining: “Dad I—”
Night Light: “Answer me! Who taught you to watch this stuff?”
Shining: “YOU, alright? I learned it by watching YOU!”

9871581
Same here, only not joking.

Memetic. Magnificence.

Don't let this distract you from the fact that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead against the Patriots in Super Bowl LI.

geb

It’s good.

9872231
Wait, you got what Imbsayong, right?

Probably.

With a title like that, this can't be anything other than Skirts meme-posting...

And after reading it, yep. Skirts is back at it again. And I still love it.

It's been so long since I've come across an SS&E story that I had almost forgotten just how much he really means it when he adds the "Random" tag.

once again another wonderful story from Skirts, Thank you very much good sir!

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