Shining Armor needs to use the bathroom. Twilight Sparkle wants to turn this into a clopfic. Shining Armor will have none of that.
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Everything made sense until the last scene; a twisted and somewhat funny kind of sense, but still sense.
What's with the final scene?
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Yes! I succeeded!
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That's the opening cutscene of Skyrim.
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Also, thanks for finding this absolutely unfunny. It was the goal from the beginning. 'Twas my proud privilege to make you retch in disgust. I shall continue to confuse and shock my readers in the future!
9727198 TBH, my Pinkie Pie reaction was mostly at the ending. I got the reference. But I think that meme works better in video, as it was just such a complete non-sequitur in text.
I genuinely found a few parts funny. Such as:
I can appreciate it when someone deconstructs a trope. If nothing else, it helps writers be more aware of cliche writing.
I think this could have been a genuinely good and funny deconstruction of the TwiShine ship with more focus on Twilight trying to apply her hilarious porno logic to Shining Armor playing the reasonable straight-man. But that's if you would want to make such an effort for more than a shit-fic regarding the subject.
The only parts that really turned me off was everything scat related.
Even in something as... well, strange and unappealing as this...
Your reference game is still on point.
Seriously?!?
Also I think this needs a random tag.
Good. Good job.
that happened.
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Should I have added blood as well? Or was it good enough, for my first time writing intentionally bad?
MOTHERFUCKER
This shit had me in stitches, start to finish. Well done!
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Aww, thanks! I hoped people would laugh at this. Please, check out my other work. I hope you like it.
FANTASTIC...
God damn you Todd Howard!!!
Shining crapped so hard, he went to another universe. LOL
Maybe you should be.
lolwut
Brilliant
What the hell did I just read?
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The worst clopfic ever, my dude. I hope it was terrible enough.
Todd you sly devil.. you’ve done it again.
I think the lesson here is to stay constipated.
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That leads into the second lesson, don't do incest.
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Twilight didn't get the memo... She seemed to have not only read incest... But incest fanfiction.
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Yeah, that's one of the things that bugs me about the clopfic community, and porn in general. It's so messed up that it's hard to find any redeeming qualities. So I made this in petty retaliation.
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pettiness and porn, forever rivals.
So this is the pride and glory of the fandom, eh? Not bad. Not bad at all. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
*Deleted joke after learning who the author was.*