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I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

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J-90 #1 · May 20th, 2019 · · 2 ·

Decent work for a very specific niche-part of the fandom, with a pinch of true-neutral "eh..."-reaction here(, due to being semi-jaded about some things). Also the usual obligatory f*ck Blueballs:pinkiecrazy:.
Wonder if the fella got "Lich Loved"-feat... Oh wait this isn't undead stuff.
Have two rainbow heads to keep temporary company for the one you already have :rainbowderp::rainbowlaugh:

*looks at list of fetishes*

*looks at number of words written*

-.-

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Technically, not everything in that list is a fetish. I mean I guess someone might have a 'blaming Blueblood' fetish, but I haven't met anyone yet. Also, I'm pretty sure 'unreasonable reaction to a mare not putting out' isn't the name of a fetish even if people are into that.

So I'm not going to read this simply because necrophilia isn't my fetish, but I'm still curious how Celestia died, and what exactly Blublood is being blamed for.

Excuse me what?

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Well to spoil the whole thing: The OC Silver Scapel had Celestia assassinated so that he could fuck her corpse. He's also video taping the corpse-fucking and has paid Photo Finish to edit the video so that Blueblood is doing the corpse-rape. Then after cleaning up his own mess, he'll leave Blueblood sperm, which he obtained from a whorse, at the scene before taking the body home with him as his personal fuck toy. There! Youu're caught up! But you didn't get off, so that's sad.

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You must be new here.

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Besides the assassination, that's hilarious. And the obvious corpse raping. But hey, that's just me:eeyup:

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Nah fam, been here before I had an account. But... but this is a first if i say so my self. I would classify this as NOT a fetish but a realy dark tale. Not liking OR disliking. Just give me a few days.

Wait if you die a virgin then your body is rap-snuggle cuddled, do you still lose your virginity. Asking for a friend *preps noose*

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Well, I suppose it's still there to pop, though I don't think it'd bleed if your blood is already coagulated.

I'm just here to give you props for that title. I laughed so hard.

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If there's one thing haters and non-haters alike can agree on, it's that thicc plot. :trollestia:

D48

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Hilarious is what we're here for! :scootangel:

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Because you totally don't cream to this shit. :scootangel:

Hope there's more adventure with silver in the morgue with other characters, gotta admit the gore part turned me off but overall great story !!

Luna shall rule Canterlot now that Celestia's dead, or until she dies

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At least I had the corpse preserved. I don't always do that in stories :rainbowderp:

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Or randomly goes on vacation and leave everything in Twilight's hooves.

I'm not at all interested in this type of story, but just wanted you to know I love the chapter title.

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That might not go well for Equestria, giving Twilight too much power

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I know. She might do something crazy like make non-consenting hugs legal.

Needs a sequel where Luna finds out and goes on a murderfuck rampage against Silver and Photo. Also Blueblood because fuck him.

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That would be definitely a twist on the sequel everyone expects, though I'd have to get the OC's owner's permission to have Luna do terrible things to them.

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And she could do them in dreams. Why kill them once when you can kill them every night?

Wouldn't mind him continuing with the other princesses

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He wouldn't mind doing that either!

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Thank you for your well-thought and unique opinion :rainbowdetermined2:

Hey, can I get a better link to the cover art please.

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It's image 1362689 on derpibooru.org. Because there's a rule against posting links to explicit images on fimfiction, I'm not allowed to give a better link, but if you go to any Derpibooru image and replace its number with that one you'll find it.

her otherwise shiny which chest,

white [?]

Hm depending on HOW alicorns are one neat thing would be Celestia coming back ^^;;;
I can just imagine the thing with Scalpel coming home bantering to his fuck toy "And how are we today" and getting a "Definitely better" in answer and getting a nice "Oh Sh*t" moment ^^;;;

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I have thought about using that concept, but probably not in this story.

Fic

👌

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Banging big bootied corpses is always 👍

Will you do sequels where silver gets to fuck all the main characters as the royal mortician?

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I've thought about it, though there are a lot of things I'd like to do too if I can get myself writing more again. Hopefully I'll at least be doing something new soon.

9838956 I was just thinking the same thing. I can see two ways that could work.

Celestia either figured out the assassination attempt and used a spell to fake her death to see who would attempt to profit by it, or already knew who'd planned it, and fakewd her death to trap him.

Alicorns are true immortals who can't be killed permanently, and revive after a time. Maybe because they're tied to a concept, and unless you kill the concept, you can't kill the mare. In which case even if it wasn't all a Xanatos gambit on her part, it ends up the same way.

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Image 1069576 on twibooru.org

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