Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 3
By TDR
Endor Girls,
part eight
[Crystal Empire]
“Where is it, where is it!?” Cadence screamed out as she flung large chunks of crystal out of the pile she was digging through.
“It's not over here” Chrysalis called flinging her own pile out of the way.
“DAMMIT!!” Cadence swore as the pair of them continued digging through the rubble looking for the mirror while the other gods dealt with the dragon.
Cadence's mane was completely out of wack as she had been point blank for when the dragon had come through the mirror. She had recovered enough to shield the Empire from the dragons attack, and Bleu's counter attack but a good chunk of her palace was gone now.
Luckily most of the creatures in that section of the palace were gods, unfortunately all of the Element Bearers and a number of servants were there as well.
Fortunately while she had shielded the city itself, Chrysalis had been waiting for a counter attack from Celestia and had a shield ready already. She had reacted near instantly shielding everyone she could when the portal exploded in size and the massive dragon had come out.
The problem was the mirror had gone with the side of the palace and Cadence was freaking out trying to find it hoping it was still okay. A number of Guards and some locals were also helping her look. Most of the bearers were too, though Applejack was hiding in a intact room with Fluttershy watching the door as the burst of magic from the size change had turned her into Witch-Jack. After the third servant had freaked out in seeing her and at least one Guard had attacked her she thought it better to sit by and wait until the change faded.
“Where is the damn mirror?!” Cadence roared into the night.
“Hey. Pinks. It's over there!”a voice called.
Cadence looked over, spotting a light purple furred earth pony mare her dark purple and teal mane done up into long twin ponytails. The purple eyed mare was wearing some sort of black spiked collar and bracelets and Cadence assumed she was one of the 'companions' of one of the gods for the night given her get up.
Not that Cadence spared more than a glance at her as soon as she saw where the mare was pointing her hoof.
Sitting on the statue of the Empire's heroes, propped up against the back of the bowing Rahs, was the mirror. Cadence was over to it in an instant, yanking it away from the statue to look it over for damage.
It was lightly scuffed along the frame, but the mirror portal itself was undamaged and still active.
“Thank the stars, it's alright.” Cadence let out a sigh of relief turning to thank the mare who pointed it out only to find out she was gone.
Cadence blinked looking around in confusion, though she turned back to the mirror as Chrysalis and the Bearers ran up, forgetting about the odd mare.
“Shitshitshitshitshitshit!” Sunset shimmer cursed, dodging through the crowd of the school. She needed a moment to breath and to study this stupid crown. She could feel the magic in it. Unlike Twilight, Sunset had been here for three years and she had had a bit of time to practice with her magic before it vanished completely as she spent it. It seemed unlike Equestria, nothing here produced any magic to be used, so once what little she brought with her was gone, it was gone.
At least until the portal opened again for three days, and more magic flooded in. Even then she had little access to it and what magic she could do was limited by her lack of a horn. That harry potter bullshit with a wand might have been something, but she didn't find the time to yank out one of her own tail hairs when she was back in Equss, and even if she had she wouldn't have had time to craft a wand with it.
Still she could do a few things, particularly with something that was producing magic for her to use right in her hand.
Like yank a row of lockers over to trap the pursuing mare.
That little trick had NOT gone as planned.
Sure the mare had been caught under the falling lockers, but the purple haired girl had been trapped all of five seconds before she screamed out some curse or another in what Sunset was certain was Elk and Stood up holding a locker over her head to fling at Sunset.
It took Sunset a moment to recall that this one was a goddess of something and had parts of all three tribes. Thankfully her aim was shit and she didn't seem to want to risk hitting any of the others in the hall with the cheap metal boxes. And Sunset was hauling ass again before she got fully clear of the collapsed lockers.
Sunset was pushing through a crowd of students now, hoping to lose her in the rush to class. She stole a hoody from someone, darted around the group she was moving through and pulled the hoody on over her head to disguise herself before nonchalantly walking the other way staring at her phone like she was a normal student.
It worked, Twilight barreled past her and down the hall leaving Sunset to smirk and slip away.
This should give her time to unlock the power of the crown. Then god or no she couldn't be stopped.
“There ya are.” Sunset twitched, turning around to spot five girls walking down the hall towards her. Fluttershy , Applejack, Rainbow Dash , Pinkie Pie, and Rarity.
Sunset let out a sigh of relief, this was probably just some student bull shit she could blow off.
“We got words tah have with you Sunset.” Applejack stated.
“I don't have time for this or anything you idiots have to say.” Sunset snapped not caring about this lot.” Go whine some where else.”
“Oh I'm sure you'll make time, thief.” stated a male voice.
Sunset blinked looking back at them only to notice the purple and green dog running along side of Fluttershy this time.
“What?”
“Give us the crown, thief.” Spike growled.
“How bout no?” Sunset snapped. Where the heck had a talking... oh crap it was the one biting at her ankles that came with the god who was chasing her.
“I was hoping you'd say that!” Rainbow Dash grinned and started running towards her with the others hot on her heels. Pinkie Pie for some reason busted out a boom box and started blaring a song.
Sunset was not about to tangle with a farmer and the athlete, and she was well aware of the martial arts awards that both Rainbow and Rarity had, and the less said about Pinkie the better.
“Shitshishitshitshitshit!!” Sunset cursed, throwing the hoody in Rainbow Dash's face, slowing the quicker girl and hauling ass the other way as the six started chasing her down.
[Earlier]
“What the shit!?!” Both Shining Armors cursed as a veritable ton of masonry burst out of the back of the statue flying at them. Thankfully Dragon Rahs was quick enough to drop a claw between the humans and the mirror stopping the rocks from hitting anyone.
Unfortunately the dust cloud and a third new spot of shattered sidewalk distracted everyone else from noticing something else had slipped into the portal. A trio that had been waiting for a distraction before doing so in fact.
“What the fuck is going on over there?” Detective Armor cursed.
“You blew it up! Ah,damn you! God damn you to hell!” Raven Rahs cawed.
“Fascinating the readings have spiked again!” Twilight stated completely ignoring the fact she had just been in any danger.
“Dammit where the buck is Twilight this is taking to long and somethings going on with this portal.” Emperor Shining cursed.
“I'm right here.” Twilight offered.
“Not you.” the Shinings sighed.
“Where the buck am I?” Twilight fumed looking around the semi crowded hall. She had lost Sunset Shimmer some where and was not happy about that.
“Not to far from the computer lab. East hall and class rooms e-3 through e-12.” A voice pointed out.
Looking to the speaker, Twilight was greeted with the sight of a peach colored male of the species, with swept back spiky blue hair and a fairly tone build. At least she figured it was a toned build, she had no real frame of reference.
“Err thanks, but that doesn't tell me anything Mister...?” Twilight questioned.
“Oh sorry, my name is Flash...”
“AHHHHH AHHHHHHHH!!!”
The sudden cry from a number of other students in the hall made Twilight jump and the male simply slap his forehead with his hand... wait... PALM, that's why the minotaurs called it a face palm, this made a lot more sense now.
“Sorry that happens some times, anyway I'm Flash...”
“AHHHH AHHHHHHHH!!” a new group of students bellowed.
“STOP THAT!” Flash yelled back.
“Oh right okay so I suppose it's nice to meet you Flash...”
“AHHHH AHHHHHH!” A new crowd shouted.
Twilight stopped considered, decided she'd dealt with weirder and continued. “My names Twilight, I'm looking for Sunset Shimmer.”
“Oh, I haven't seen her around today, but how bout I ..” Flash began only to be violently flung to the ground as a certain red haired mare, turned girl, turned mare, turned girl, slammed into him.
“MOVE IT FLASH!!!”Sunset bellowed tearing down the hall.
“AHHHH AHHHHH!” Pinkie Pie shouted as she ran past with the others trampling the poor colt, not girl, male.
“Never mind , found her, thanks Flash...” Twilight stated, as she took off after Sunset again.
“AHHH AHHH!” another group called as Flash twitched on the floor.
“He's a miracle!” a single female voice added in.
“ Stop already you psycho!!!” Twilight shouted as Sunset Shimmer burst out of the building hauling ass across the lawn. They had nearly lost her at least three times, once due to her leaping down a flight of stairs faster than they could, Once due to her hiding behind a poster, and a third time because the ran into the boys locker room to run out a fire exit.
Neither Spike nor Twilight were worried about running through either, though the other girls had to go around.
Sunset cursed, if she could get off the campus she could ditch these girls and finally have a chance to study the crown. There was no way any of them knew the back alleys and side streets like she did, she had been stuck living on the damn things that first year after all.
“Freeze, police!” Detective Armor shouted rushing towards the fleeing girl.
“Shit!” Sunset cursed. She turned to rush away from the cop back towards the building. This was the wrong side of the school the dragon was over here.
“No you don't!” Emperor Armor made a lunge at the girl who just managed to slip by him.
“RUN FOREST RUN!” Raven Rahs shouted as Sunset tore back towards the school the two Armors after her as well now.
She had to change direction a third time as the other girls rushed out of the front door forcing her to head towards the soccer field.
“Huh? What's with these readings?” Twilight asked sitting up with her laptop as she pointed a small metal tube at the portal, then at the dragon, before back towards the crowd running by. She blinked as the meter spiked when pointed at the red haired girl everyone was chasing.
Twilight stood up and started running after the crowd, chasing the red head with Raven Rahs and Spike the dog following along after her, leaving the massive dragon alone by the portal.
Dragon Rahs let out a sigh and sat back up towering in the air to watch what was going on with his tail curled around the portal to keep anything else from bursting out of it.
Despite over half the group chasing her not having the stamina nor the speed to catch up with her, the other half was far more fit than she expected, including the two horses turned people.
As such Sunset Shimmer was eventually cornered and surrounded by two dogs, a cop, two ponies turned humans, six regular humans, and a raven singing the English opening for Knights of the Zodiac.
This was bad, this whole situation had gone from bad to worse since it started. She was starting to regret stealing this damn crown, for the power it had. She should have just found a way to forge the documents for native citizenship and run for some sort of public office, though that would have taken time, and Sunset was not known to be the patient type.
“Give up the crown Sunset.” Princess Twilight demanded.” It's over!”
The cop was unexpected. She had no idea where the clone of the god she had robbed had come from. The Guard was something she had expected, the goddess coming after her personally was not. The dragon thankfully was staying back to guard the portal. The raven was just odd. And to top it off, the talking dog had some how gotten the group of popular girls she had broken apart back together. It was easy to do what she wanted and take what she wanted when the students were fighting each other and the teachers were set on edge or cowed into submission as well. Sunset had avoided dealing with the Principals as much as she could however, but Luna knew something was off and that Sunset was at the heart of it. Celestia didn't know Sunset as anything other than a honor student who had a chip on her shoulder about her specifically, but wouldn't explain why.
She really needed to get over the Celestia fixation she had.
Sunset was out numbered and out of options.
Well almost.
She had found something out when running with the crown.
It was a fount of magic power, it had been filling up her reserves since she first touched it and was still doing so now.. One last trick to try.
The group advanced when Sunset didn't respond, though they quickly back peddled as the red haired mare flung out her arm and gestured, an explosion of fire slamming into the ground between her and them flinging dirt into the air.
The grass crackled and burnt merrily around the small smoking crater left by the fireball.
“Well now.... this changes things a bit.” Sunset smiled realizing she had far more magic than she had planned and it was far easier to use than it should be.
“The readings are climbing?” Sci Twi stated looking at the device she held, the other end pointing at Sunset as the red haired girl put on the crown.
An explosion of green light engulfed the thief, blasting upward in a pillar into the sky lifting the girl into the air as storm clouds started to gather, lightning crackling in the air.
The energy flowed and swirled, blowing out a number of transformers on nearby poles in showers of sparks.
“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!” Raven Rahs screamed at the light show.
The pillar of light seemed to consume the red haired girl before it finally vanished in a brilliant flare of light, revealing a fire haired, red skinned, monstrous winged form.
“A demon?”Applejack gasped.
“Well it's either that or Guy Fieri with all those flames on her clothing, and I don't think she's here to take us to flavor town.” Pinkie Pie chimed up.
“This much power in such a little thing...” Demon Sunset muttered, her leathery wings flapping once as she glared down at the ones gathered around her.
“Vegita what's the scouter say about her power level!?” raven Rahs demanded.
“This makes no logical sense. Even if there was a source of power in the Element of Magic it shouldn't turn her into anything. It's not even dark magic.” Princess Twilight complained.
“Magic? I refuse to believe something like this is simply magic, the readings are too consistent for some hocus pocus, mumbo jumbo.” Sci Twi frowned.
“There's a perfectly logical science to magic. “ Princess Twilight protested.
“Really, so you expect me to believe that curses and fairies and unicorns are real?” Sci Twilight scoffed.
“Of course not. There are no such thing as curses. Pixies are what old pony tales called Breezies, and of course unicorns are real, last census had them make up 26% of the pony population, not counting the Nox- Cal or Crystal Ponies. With the Crystal Ponies it's a mess, but there's only earth pony types left save for two unicorn foals that were recently born as half breeds of sorts, and the Nox-cal Thestrils are the most numerous of their side of things, but the point still stands there are a lot of unicorns.”
“What?” Sci Twi gasped.
“Umm guys not to interrupt girls, but there's still a demon over there.” Fluttershy offered pointing at Sunset.
“Right, her. “Princess Twilight sighed. “HEY SUNSET, YOUR TRANSFORMATION MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE!”
“It looks bad ass and it's scary.”Sunset stated flatly growling at them.
“Okay, your transformation makes, 'some' logical sense.” Princess Twilight admitted with a grumble.
“What ever, you never should have come here Princess.” Sunset snarled. The demonic girl raised her hands over her head wings flared as she readied a spell to blast them all, once they were all out cold she could head back through the portal and use her new form to take over, once she took out Celestia it shouldn't be to hard to cow the other gods into submission if she had control of the sun.
The normal humans were panicking and starting to back away or try protect one another. The cop was urging them to run.
The raven and the dog were flapping and running around in circles making noise, the raven was also singing The Doom song.
The talking dog, the knight, and the goddess of whatever however were simply standing there, looking up at her annoyed, without a trace of fear, even though she clearly had the upper hand.
Why was...was that a shadow?
Oh...
CHOMP!
The massive blue scaled dragon's maw closed tight around the flying demoness as Dragon Rahs snapped her out of the air.
There was muffled screaming and cursing as Rahs' cheeks puffed up a little and he made the action of chewing as more curses in several languages, including what sounded like Elvish and Klingon could be heard, if a bit muffled.
After a few moments the massive head came down towards the ground again closer to the portal.
HOOOCKKK PUTUI!!
A drool soaked, mussed up, and human Sunset Shimmer was unceremoniously spat out onto the ground landing with a wet squelch in a puddle of dragon drool.
A moment later another patooie had the crown landing at Princess Twilight's feet.
“I have no idea how the fuck that can be some ones fetish...” muttered Sunset from the ground.
“Well that dragon's got ah surprisingly talented tongue.” Applejack chuckled with a whistle as the group started heading back towards the portal.
“Seriously?” Rainbow Dash sighed. “That's my line....”
“Honestly I'm not the slightest bit surprised that Rahs solved this by biting it” Spike sighed.
“Right, whatever, somethings happened in the Empire, a whole bunch of rocks fell through the portal and they looked like stone work from a building, we need to go back now” Emperor Armor stated.” The sooner the better.”
“But there's so much to study, it's a whole new world.” Twilight sighed clutching the crown. With the emergency over she was finally hit with all the things she had been ignoring up until this point.
“Okay if you want to come back in thirty years, be my guest, but we are getting out of here now if I have to have Rahs throw you through the portal.” Spike snapped.
The two Armors stopped over the drool soaked Sunset looking down at her.
“So are you going to come quietly or do I have Rahs eat you again?” Emperor Armor demanded.
“Please don't.” Detective Armor sighed. “We need to figure out what to do with her.”
“Simple she's coming back with us.” Emperor Shining stated.
“I can't just let you drag an American citizen off to who knows where to do who knows what.” Detective Armor protested.
“Okay look, I get where you are coming from, I really do, and had we the time I'd happily fill out the needed paper work to expedite her properly. But we have less than three days before we're stuck here for thirty years. Just in case you didn't notice the massive dragon and wonder 'what does he eat' when you first saw him, sticking around thirty years would not be good.” Emperor Shining offered. ”And two other things you should keep in mind, first she was a citizen of Equestria first, and second, going back to the dragon, who the buck is going to stop us from leaving?”
“Not to complain about your explanation, but you had me at 'feeding the dragon for thirty years'. “ Detective Armor added.
“See I told Cady I'm smart.” Emperor Armor smirked.
“Cady? Cadence?” Detective Armor blinked.
“Yeah, you know her over here? She's my wife in my world.” Emperor Armor offered picking up Sunset who was still in a rather limp state of shock from the magic flood and being eaten by a dragon.
“Huh interesting.” Detective Armor considered as he followed his counter part to the statue's base ignoring the fact the red haired woman was simply flung in like an old suitcase.
The others had quickly caught up.
“Alright girls, thanks for the help.” Spike smirked. ”Thankfully it didn't devolve into the chaotic series of explosions I expected, but I'm sure everything would have been cool if it did. And remember, you're supposed to be friends.”
Spike smirked and hopped through the portal.
“Argggh so much potential research.” Princess Twilight grumbled stomping through the portal.
“No kidding.” Sci Twi lamented.
“Woof” Rahs stated.
"Ogata, it worked! Both of you, be happy. Goodbye... farewell." raven Rahs cawed as the portal widened massively as dragon Rahs pushed into it.
“Oh hey, if Cadence brings up some one named Chrysalis, let me warn you she'll be all sorts of problems, but all sorts of fun too.” Emperor Shining smirked and offered a wave before stepping through the portal.
“Yeah, sure, okay.... that little tidbit better be worth all this paper work.” Detective Armor sighed.
The stone statue flickered and hummed before fading to simple stone work as if nothing had ever been there before.
“Wait, it can't be thirty years. I've been getting a odd reading from this thing every year for at least the last five.” Twilight exclaimed holding the non dragon Spike clutched to her chest.
“Really?” Rarity asked curiously.
“Hello, not Princess Twilight. Cup Cake?” Pinkie Pie smirked offering one.
“Seriously what was up with all that?” Rainbow Dash muttered.
“Beats me, always something weird on this day of tha week though.” Applejack shrugged.
“For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. “ raven Rahs cawed as he landed on Twilight.
“Oh my goodness, he's adorable.” Fluttershy squeed, looking at the bird sitting on Twilight's shoulder.
Skipping it was the right choice
I just read the tv tropes page
Wait, isn't that one of the sirens ?
Nope, he's outside
And exactly how do you intend to do any of that, Celestia is a god therefore immortal, she is the one in control of the sun and you can't take really take a god's portfolio from them or the others would have done that to Forge, and even if you could that it just means that they can take control of the sun from you too
Bird!Rahs is a fountain of memes. I love him.
I'll be honest, I haven't watched the first one either though I DID watch the second and third ones. So... did the Dazzlings manage to get through, or is that going to be a 30 years later plotline for Twilight to deal with?
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I had two major hints about them this chapter.
At least the Song Fish got home. NOW to get them back with dad and mom when she decides to start looking again.
I mean, that is a pretty legitimate recap. But I just want to say, that after Shimmy gets over her "bad girl" persona, she becomes pretty much the best thing in the EqG.
Just, imploring you to go easy on her, if you'll have her in your next chapters.
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Huh. I'll have to reread it and see if I can spot them.
Edit: Found the first.
Edit 2: Found the second. This one was less a hint, and more hitting the readers over the head. How did I manage to MISS that?
I am so happy the Flash-Twi is not a thing here.
How did she come to the conclusion that she can beat Celestia if all she can do is to knock them 'all out cold'? If it were Celestia, all that left from her attack would be ashes.
Great, more mysterious and possible a future antagonist.
Next chapter, the chaotic reunion coming.
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I think the odd mare was one of the sirens
Fun as always. Though, considering what happed between Rahs and Shimmer, I’m kind of surprised you didn’t pun the title ‘chapter ate’ or something similar.
AHHHHHHHH! SO MANY RAHS-FERENCES!
Give it up, for Mr. Charlton Heston!
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The Arrowverse’s Flash wouldn’t have it if not for Queen’s killer soundtrack to the 1980 cult classic!
If life is like a box of chocolates, what happens if you’re a dog and
can’tshouldn’t eat them?A twofer! First, the Bowling for Soup cover referenced:
And then the original! Check out them mad synth keyboard skillz…
Pity one can’t say that about the movie. The first one was good, but the sequels… meh.
But did he peg the meter?
Guess who made waffles!
Sneaky, but oddly appropriate. If you still don’t get the reference, google “1954,” “Serizawa,” and “oxygen.”
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The late, great Raul Julia, fillies and gentlecolts!
I wish the film was like this its hilarious and badass and I called it rahas did a dragon ex machina lol
Umm, how did Rahs eat magic when he's a dragon?
Part of me thought "that was dumb, how cam someone overdo a running gagthat quickly?" (The flash, aaahhh thing) nut the other part of me thought "yeah but everytime flash is said it was going to flow through you mind anyway so whats the big deal. I almost did a literal doubletake as i read "Flash" and my mind hear the aaaahhh. At the same time i read it but i didnt quite register the fact i read it.
This here alone would've made EQG about ten times better at the very least
Well, "we have a dragon" does solve a lot of problems. Obviously SciTwi's going to find a way to go through the portal sooner or latter anyway, so this' not the last time we've seen her, at the very least.
You and me both Sunny, you and me both.
Upset Sugar is best pone, no matter what it says
Edit: 7-1 was cruel tho.
Think the next big thing on the docket is Glimglam right?
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Sonata unless i miss my guess, somewhat matches her...
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You’re forgetting Tirek and epic death laser battle
Snrk... that street fighter ref at the end.
Hehehehe.
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Nah, Sonata is a Blue Pinkie Pie. That was Aria. Plus it said Earth Pony. Aria is always depicted as an Earth Pony when they are in pony Form.
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Except it seems Luna found and returned Tirek to Tartarus in Season 2 of this fic series
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i stand corrected,
But...what about the Dazzlings?
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They’re on the Equestrian side of the portal. Aria was the one who pointed out to Cadance where the mirror was.
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Ah, missed that. Didn't recognize the coloration right away.
Doom song?
Aww, no more fishhorses
Rahs, you magnificent bastard XD
Rule of Cool, Twi.
Doom doom do doom doom, doom doom doooom
Yes, yes he is.
What would you do if I said I liked the EQG movies and shorts?
The sequels are a lot better
You should definetly see Rainbow Rocks and Friendship Games (Though admittedly the alternate cut to the latter is better)
Heheheh.
It's over 9000!!!
The first one mostly sucks, but the others have some pretty fun moments. Especially Forgotten Friendship.
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I’m confused where the pony forms even come from. Unless it was in the comics which I’ve never’s really red. They were in there siren forms in the pillar Episode
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That sooooo Fits lol
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Not sure where it comes from myself. Though considering Adagio's Personality, she seems the kind who would be into the high society scene which in Equestria is dominated by Unicorns. Sonata seemed to be the most flighty which automatically made her the pick for a Pegasus form and that left Earth Pony for Aria who seems like she'd be the most physical of the three.
Ouch...this Sunset managed to be dumber than her first movie counterpart (where she was already pretty dumb, she got much better later after her face turn because of course). She acted a lot smarter while escaping to the portal.
And apparently the sirens slipped through without fanfare, as that was definitely
Sonata(Aria, my mistake) that pointed out the mirror to Cadence.Honestly, I was worried you weren't going to skip it.
It's Tuesday? hahahahaha called it....in my head
So, moment of truth, how fucked is Sunset about to be, and how will the two smart cops who are avoiding becoming cliches be outside the blast radius?
Okay..... what got lost in the big boom? Screaming lie it's something important buuut, given Cadance and this stories sense of humor, could just be a very rare and very useful 'toy' as well.
Ah...... well then.... yeah that is pretty important.
Well fuck, hopefully one of those gods thought to help them out.
I'd say paranoia does help out sometimes.... buuuuut it's not really paranoia if someone really is trying to kill you. Still, Go Crhyssi!
Yeaaaah, not a good idea to have her around the Crystal Ponies at all.
Wait.... Glim-Glam? What would she be doing here?
Nani!? Okay...... this seems like set up for later. Something is going on... That discription sounds like Starlight, but that atire and calling her 'Pinks' just.... Nani!?
So, a result of 'getting damaged' being something that results to creations of lesser beings then Starswirl, or was Most-Likely-Glimmy doing something, given it's placement so neat like that....... yeah what just happened?
At least she realizes how utterly fucked she is. If you are caught up in contemplating your own approaching doom, not too likely to have time to plan ways to avoid it that aren't haphazard and ill thought out.
Okay, so time dilation is a thing, 1 year in EQG land for every 10 in Equestria. That is still way to large a shift to make sense of the timing given, and also raises the question of if that is the case, how did the mirror let through all those transferred creatures the last two years? Unless it's 30:1 instead and Sunset just never took the chance to come back those last two times.
Either she was too tough to go squish, or she's just in full hulk out mode and tore through them?
Yup, she's in full 'Twilight Smash!' mode. Also, when did they get back inside the building?
Yeah, somethings never change. Twilight is very much a wizard, but that means really, really shitty BAB.
Damnit Twilight.........
And hi Spike!
Oh this is going to be nice, really wish I could see her expression when she realizes what's going on.
Pffffft, and if you get away from them, still have Rahszilla waiting outside.
.... YES YES YESYESYES A MILLION TIME YES! ALL THE YES! That sing pretty well sums up about 80% f this story so damn well!
Oh, not Shimmy shims, Aria, that makes sense. SO they have regular pony forms, not just siren forms then? But yay, glad they got through, too bad Discord and Aqua were busy.
Seriosuly, this can't be the only time we get to spent with Bird!Rahs!!!!!!!
Case in point with the music choice.
Ah... hi Brad. So, how's this going to play out?
Thank you story, just... just.. best use of him EVER!
Yes, but all facepalms are but pale imitations of the one true facepalm.
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Seriously.. story.... I love you!
And we now interrupt Queen, for more Benny Hill!
Okay... seriously... in tears from laughing so hard right now.
Advantages of giving zero fucks.
I think the universe is trying to tell you to just give up already. Still outside now, Rahs? Care to be helpful?
Not helpful and wrong Rahs.
In truest Yakity Sacks tradition.
Oh, are helping... sort of.
Alicorn stamina, and a Guard who's had plenty of training to improve his stamina levels to match a pair of frisky goddesses.
That is at once so perfect.... and so, so so very 80's.
Ya think!?
Wait, so is her plan here to take over this world using that magic?
Yeah, you really don't know Twilight.
That's a good Lucy! Not being a total moron.
Mommy issues?
Ah, explosion time.
There it is, had to be explosions somewhere.
You know what I'm going to say. Pleeeeaase ?
Can we just declare Bird!Rahs to be the start of this whole plotline?
Oh yes, Nerd Fight! Seriously, they need to come back, these two need to spend days just talking to each other.
Ah, trying the 'Logic them into a puff of smoke' attack. Red Mage would approve.
Now would be a good time for Rahs to come over and remind her, Dragon!
Ah, no same old idea, just without the Zombie Teenager Army. Though, how would you just 'take over' the sun? You can't kill Celestia, and only way it seems a god loses a portfolio is either whatever that portfolio is about no longer exists or they choose to give it up. Or going by Forgescale, they are no longer in that demesne to keep up on it.
They've seen more impressive.
Ah, Hi Rahs! bought time!
Was not expecting that, but effective.
NEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A fitting ending. SO yeah, the 'chewing' was just him sucking the magic out of her.
I see she's learned to use the internet, also... I'm with you on this one Shimmy.
Ummm, well then...... that is a line that was said...... by Applejack....... moving on.....
Twilight's gonna Twilight
Spike is 300% done with this shit.
Wow...... yeah, these two would also be epic to see just hang out together.
He makes a good point.
Unless he turns out to be aquatic as well, but the whale population is low enough as it is in some spots.
As she deserves.
Spike, the real smart one in the family. Use that WIS score!
Oh... it will.
See, someone figures that bit out. So again, did it just take Sunset that long to come back for some reason? And did she know how long it was in Equestria?
Farewell Bird Rahs, you will be missed......
So that went about as expected, lots of chaos and Sunset lost because dragon. Tons of fun, some amazing interactions, and just so very, very well done and hilarious.
Now.. to find out just how exactly Shimmy Shims is.
there it is again
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The Naked Gun facepalm is better.
If time in the EQG world runs 30 times faster than on Equss, then wouldn’t they only have 2 hours and 24 minutes at most before the portal closes on them?
That was just strange...
Powerlevels are bullshit
That Actor was on deaths bed yet he made a amazing movie so his children had something to remember him by... Magnificent man!
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Maybe for those three days time syncs because the worlds are connected, to avoid temporal sheering.