Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 3
By TDR
Endor Girls,
Part 7
Applejack glared at the dog.
The green and purple dog glared back.
“What tha hell did you just say?!” Applejack growled.
“You heard me.” Spike snapped back.
“Ah heard what you said, and ah was giving you tha chance tah take it back!” Applejack snapped in return.
“Pffft yeah right, but I'm a dog, what the heck do I care about pears and apples, thing is it got your attention and you're not ignoring us any more and pretending we don't exist. I've got Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash and now you. You need to come with me so I can get Rarity and Pinkie Pie so we can fix this mess.” Spike stated.
“What mess?” Applejack demanded staring angrily at the dog still.
“Ehh, the mutt, the dragon, and some other girl came from another dimension after a crown thingy that was stolen by Sunset and the dog thinks the five of us are some kinda buffer against weird shit happening.” Rainbow Dash explained.
“Like ah'd believe anything you say after what you said.” Applejack grumbled.
“By Luna's pointy ears, NO one sent anything to any one, I don't even know what one of those 'cell phone' thingies are, but every one of you have said you didn't send anything and every one else sent something to or about you.” Spike wailed. “Something is wrong here and I want to make sure that if my sister makes it worse or my brothers do something stupid that there is a back up plan. You five are the dimensional duplicates of my sisters friends and hopefully, HOPEFULLY, when the shit hits the fan sideways that will mean something.”
Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy stared at Spike as he ranted.
“If you want to go back to hating each other after I get home, far be it for me to stop you, but all three of you have both accused and denied the saying of something.” Spike grumbled. “Once is bad, twice is coincidence, but three times the same thing, that's a setup. You were supposed to be friends from what I've been told and what I know of my worlds versions so you need to give me a couple hours and still be that.”
Applejack blinked raising an eyebrow at the dog.
“Please, Applejack?” Fluttershy pleaded.
Applejack sighed sitting back in her chair at the sign up desk. “Fine, hey Carrot, take over for me somethings come up and ah gotta skedaddle fer a bit.”
The green haired girl Applejack called to glanced up from her phone and offered Applejack a wave before going back to her phone.
“Alright ah'm only agreeing tah this cause this cause a talking dog is a bit higher grade than Dash's usual pranks an that dragons kinda neat, and ah wouldn't mind a closer look at it.” Applejack offered. “Plus ah know where Rarity is.”
“Great.. here's hoping my sister can keep from blowing something up for a bit longer.”Spike agreed.
[Crystal Empire]
Forgescale the terrible roared out again and frowned.
Something was wrong.
Sure he was back on Equss, and back in his magnificent body, never to be forced into a ugly Christmas sweater to pose for a holiday card ever again, but things still felt off.
He knew where he was, this was the Crystal Empire, he often besieged this place, screaming meat and crystal all in one package, it was a delightful meal.
He considered a moment before looking to his claw as a massive glowing folder appeared in it. He finally understood the portfolio joke from his time in the human world and he hated it.
Lets see, majors are Volcanoes and Strength. Wait where were pain and dragons? Minors? Why were they minors? Shared at that. Who the hell was Scrivello that he shared pain with, and how dare another dragon try and usurp his claim on....... oh, it was her.
“Oh no, Bleu.” Forgescale muttered.
“OH YES, BLEU!!” a voice called before a large blue scaled claw slammed into his jaw, as a little blue dragon turned into a very very big dragon very quickly, upper cutting the massive red scaled beast and launching him up into the air and out over the city. The great dragon bounced as he hit a large pink shield that formed and a blue form larger than even he was slammed into him again launching him even higher into the air and out over the cities edge. ”Miss me Dad? Well I sure as Tartarus won't miss you!”
There was another crash before he could recover and he was sailing out into the northern wastes and over a distant mountain before he even heard the crack of her tail.
He spread his wings with a growl, uppity girl should have finished him rather than simply knocked him away, he was going to be sure that would cost her.
Wait, why wasn't he moving?
Forgescale hung there motionless in the air unable to move anything but his eyes and the reason why was soon apparent as a little white rabbit hopped up to sit on his nose.
“I saw you come back and I didn't let you leave when I gave you my regards. Don't forget I know what you will do, are doing, and have done.” White stated with more than a little anger. “So for the moment. Time Out.”
There were a multitude of flashes in the air above him as at least three score of other figures appeared in the air over him. Some he recognized, some he didn't though the ones he did know, he knew as gods. He spotted Kaz, Celestia, and a number of others who opposed him before he was banished, but this many others. Damn, must have dropped into one of their fucking meetings when he made it back.
White vanished from his nose.
Numerous massive attacks that would have leveled cities slammed into his chest belly and head as he was held there, unable to move, the attack spells froze on impact as well, building until an absolutely insane amount of power was covering his front making him glow like a second sun.
“Time in.” White stated and everything hit at once.
The force of the blows killed him at least eight times and then a ninth time when he hit the ground. The attacks came too fast to hurt and killed him almost painlessly. Even the impact with the ground was barely felt as his spine was driven up though his chest.
Crawling out of the crater left from the explosions, far far from the empire, Forgescale was pissed. The sucker punching fools, he would burn this world to ash so that nothing would be left of those who would dare oppose him like this.
Wait was it growing brighter out here?
“We once loved a mortal. He amused us and we were happy, even though we knew our time would be short.” stated a voice. “We had a child from that union, one who should have been with us even now. Yet Hooper's life was cut short by one whom we never had a chance to met out justice to. His whole guard unit was burned or was devoured and there never was a body left to even bury.”
Turning his head, Forgescale spotted a lone dark alicorn standing on top of a mountain.
“Allow us to welcome thee back Forgescale.” Princess Luna snarled before her moon impacted the massive dragon.
The first impact was felt across Equss, as were the second thru fifteenth.
Aside from annoying the god of the earth, who made sure the shock waves didn't spread too far from the impact point, and a few other gods who were not present, all of whom calmed down when the cause of it was explained, there was very little damage save at the spot the moon hit. That spot however now had a massive new crater that was filling up with water from a underground river and snow melt, it likely would wind up being a new inland sea. That would be of benefit to the Crystal Empire in a few hundred years.
Forgescale growled reforming and pushing himself up out of the rock he had been embedded into staring up at the mare as she dusted off her pet rock and placed it back into the sky.
“Crimes are as follows. Genocide, disregarding laws made by the council, attempting to destroy other gods, killing no less than six gods by wiping out their species, littering, illegal dimensional travel, jaywalking, cannibalism, disturbing the peace, and thirty two unpaid traffic tickets.” Discord read off.
Sitting in the crater was a long stone table that looked hastily made with five gods seated at it. Iinii, Aqua, and the Fates. Discord was floating nearby with a long list that was rolled out and across the ground at the bottom of the crater.
“We do not need the charges brought against him Discord. We were the ones who charged him with such before he vanished.” Iinii stated some how looking down at Forgescale.
“Though the parking violations are new.”Terrible added.
“All the rubble he made when he broke the Crystal palace is taking up all the cart parking near the palace and it's after hours, no parking allowed.” Discord huffed.
“I'm surprised you didn't add vandalism for the damage to the castle.” Aqua rolled her eyes.
“Of course not, he did us a favor there, that thing was tacky, like it was designed to be a fillies plaything.” Discord rolled his eyes back only for them to come out his ears and roll around his head before dropping back into socket.
“I do not see you as having any sort of power over me.” Forgescale roared lunging at the table only for something to grab him and yank him back to the dirt.
Shadows started oozing out of the cracks in the ground wrapping around the massive dragon drawing him down as a massive form composed of shadow rose out of the cracks, six red eyes staring down at the creature it held.
“This council was created to curb the more violent of those who became gods. A great deal of leeway is given in regards to individual events and personality's , but the goal is to keep the peace and achieve a balance. Something that you relished shattering every chance you could.” Aqua accused.
“For your crimes you are being sentenced to Tartarus until the end of existence, or until you have released your claimed portfolios and have died of old age.” Murphy stated. “Whichever comes first.”
Forgescale roared in defiance as he was wrapped tighter and the shadowy behemoth behind him pulled him into the ground, dragging him screaming to Tartarus.
The clack of bones and the thud of hooves was heard as a figure in a black cloak suddenly stood before the table.
“Grace. I do wish you and your husband would come to more of these gatherings as a guest, not only on business.” Karma stated.
“We KnOw YoU mEaN wElL kArMa, BuT yOu KnOw TrOpH aNd I aRe JuSt NoT tHe PaRtY tYpEs.” Grace, the god of The Dead and The Wilds, offered, with a smile on her skeletal face.
The skeletal zebra also had minors in Puns, Beer, Carols, and Welsh, but only a small few knew about those.
A massive shadow reformed from nothing standing over Grace. The darkness seemed form into a massive beast that was vaguely draconic with six glowing red eyes.
>” He is contained.”< The shadowy figure stated.
The massive form was Troph, the god of Justice, Rage, and Tartarus. He also had minors, in shadows, Dragon fire, and Tahiti, but even fewer knew about those.
“Thank you for your assistance. We wish you well.” Iinii stated, some how still taller than anything else in the crater.
“Toodles!” Discord waved.”You have to let me know if you ever have any kids that uncle Discord can come spoil!”
The pair faded back into the ground leaving the gods sitting at the table.
“So any one want to get something to eat? I hear Crystal Pony Joes is good.” Karma asked.
[ Other side of the Portal]
“Whaaat are yooou?” Rahs quaked in a voice like a mugger held up on the end of a rope by a guy dressed like a bat.
“Woof.” Rahs responded to the large blueish black bird sitting on his nose.
“RAHS GET DOWN FROM THERE!” shouted Twilight, the purple haired girl jumping back as the massive dragon lowered his head to look at her as well.
“Ground floor, menswear, sporting goods, and pantyhose.” Raven Rahs cawed.
“You two are back here sooner than I thought. Did you find the thief?” Shining Armor asked walking up from the portal his armor clanking lightly as he shifted.
“Thief?” Twilight asked looking up at the armored knight.
“Bark!” Spike added.
“Why is Spike barking? Also where did you get the glasses and the lab coat?” Shining asked curiously.
“What? I left the house with these, how did you get in front of us and where did you get that armor?” Twilight demanded.
“What?” Shining Armor asked.
“Twilight!!! What did I tell you about running ahead of me!” Shining Armor shouted as he ran up towards the dragon and the portal, his duster fanning out behind him before he slid to a stop and smoothed the coat out as he caught his breath. “You know for some one who never exercises you can be way too fast when you want to be.”
Twilight, both Rahses and Spike all blinked and looked between the two Shining Armors. The two men stared back at each other in confusion.
“Oh my gosh a doppelganger. I need to document this and study it!” Twilight squeed whipping out a suitcase from under her lab coat and set it on the ground busting it open to show off a number of instruments. “I'll need a blood sample, and a hair sample, and a skin sample, and nail sample, and a saliva sample, and a brain wave check, and blood pressure check....”
Detective Armor winced as he looked to Emperor Armor who was staring rather worriedly at the ranting girl.
“Sorry she gets like this.” Detective Armor offered sheepishly.
“Trust me I know.” Emperor Armor sighed.
"Forget it darling talking dog or not I am not going any where with these three.” Rarity snapped turning to ignore Spike and the other three girls as she went back to working on the dress set up in the home ec work room. Cloth and materials were scattered every where and the dress on the manikin looked to have taken weeks of elaborate work.
Spike glared at her from where he sat on the table.
“Come with us and help me find Pinkie Pie or I will pee all over your work table.” Spike threatened.
“You wouldn't!” Rarity gasped.
“Rares I wouldn't risk it. Little dudes angry.” Rainbow Dash nodded.
“No kidding.” Applejack admitted.” Tone it down a might will you Spike?”
“My sister has been missing for nearly an hour now. There are no alarms going off and nothing is on fire yet. I am getting a bad feeling along the spines I don't even have at the moment like I get when the CMC are about to do something. “Spike growled.” I am not calming down until I am home again.”
“.... FINE. I will help you find Pinkie Pie but that is it!” Rarity scoffed.
“Good enough, the explosions should have started by that point.” Spike nodded.
“Given it's lunch time she tends to visit one of the shops across the road to eat since she's not hanging out with us.” Rarity sighed.
“Wuff.” dragon Rahs offered.
“Woof!” bird Rahs responded.
“BARK!” real dog Spike chimed in.
“Stop that!” Twilight shouted up at the bird,” Don't start that again.”
Dragon Rahs grinned. “Bork.”
“LANGUAGE!” Two Shining Armors and Twilight yelled back.
“ Uh oh spagetiohs...” bird Rahs chimed.
“Errr Twilight I'm pretty sure he's not going to allow himself to be a test subject.” Detective Armor stated though Twilight ignored him and kept setting up her gear. “Though I for one would like to know what exactly is going on here.”
“Drama troup?” Emperor Armor suggested.
“Yeah, no, I'm not buying that.” Detective Armor stated.
“Kinda surprised Celestia did to be honest.” Emperor Armor shrugged. “Oh course we told her the truth and she chose to believe the drama trope thing.”
“That worries me.” Detective Armor sighed.
“Yeah well the short of it is, the thing behind me is a portal, the four of us came through to catch a thief who stole a powerful artifact.” Emperor Armor added. “The weirdest thing is you and your sister and her dog seem to be me and my sister and brother.”
“Surely you can't be serious?” Detective Armor stated.
“I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!” Raven Rahs called out.
“And that's got to be your version of Rahs.” Emperor Armor sighed.
Dragon Rahs chuckled.
Spike, the dragon who was a dog stared at the brown haired lightly tanned man in an apron standing before him behind the counter.
The man behind the counter stared at the angry looking little dog sitting on his counter.
“This is against a few health codes.” Doughnut Joe pointed out to Fluttershy who had brought the dog in.
“I'm on to you Joe.” Spike grumbled as Fluttershy picked him up and carried back to the table where Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity sat.
“So evidently darling I'm starting to think that all those messages were errors or some sort misunderstanding.” Rarity was explaining.
“Oh I know. Sunset hacked into our chat room and posted it.” Pinkie Pie stated, taking a sip of her drink.
“What? How?” Rarity blinked.
Pinkie shrugged and downed another doughnut.”I read the script.”
“What?” Rainbow Dash questioned
“Not going to ask, but if yah knew, why didn't you tell us?” Applejack grumbled.
“Well for starters no one listens to me. And second if I told any one then Spike here's whole mission to reunite us would be completely pointless.” Pinkie Pie stated.
“What?” Dash demanded again.
“Well.. at least Pinkie seems consistent between worlds.” Spike rolled his eyes.” That worries me more than anything else I've seen.
“My 'fingers' reach through heavy space and you 'see' 'Pinkie', but it is really just 'fingers'.” Pinkie Pie offered.
“What?” Dash questioned for a third time.
“Come on girls lets go meet Twilight.” Pinkie Pie smiled completely ignoring the looks..
“Well... I suppose you are right. I would like to meet a real Princess.” Rarity smiled trying not to think about it.
“Princess?” Pinkie raised an eyebrow. ”No no, the other one.”
Vice Principal Luna rubbed her temples as she knocked on the door to the office of her sister.
Hearing no response, she pushed it open, glaring back at the two girls following her.
Luna stopped and frowned as she took in the office. Her sister was there and she was sitting at her desk half hidden behind at least ten boxes of ice cream cakes from the shop down the road.
Two of them were empty already.
“Seriously?” Luna frowned.
“It's been a bad week.” Celestia grumbled through a mouthful of cake.
“We talked about this, you're going to gain two hundred pounds and make yourself sick. Put down the fork.” Luna chided.
“I don't want to.” Celestia pouted.
Twilight took a moment to look around the room. It was done in a much brighter coloration and style that Vice Principal Luna's. Most of the awards on the wall were scholastic achievements as well, and none for a damn ax.
There were numerous book shelves and books Twilight had never seen before and she was nearly twitching to start reading some of them. Of course her distraction allowed her to miss the crown sitting on the edge of Celestia's desk.
At least until Sunset Shimmer snagged it.
“Yoink!” The red head shouted turning and rushing towards the window, flinging it open with one hand and diving out of it.
“NO!! WE'RE ON THE THIRD FLOOR!!” Luna shouted as she and Twilight rushed towards the window.
Sunset was clinging to a gutter and sliding down safely to the ground. She landed and just before darting off displayed the human equivalent of a rude Griffonesse gesture to Twilight.
“I really hate her.” Luna snarled.
“Screw this.” Twilight grumbled shoving Luna out of the way and leaping out the window to follow Sunset Shimmer.
Twilight however was still not used to this form, missed the gutter, forgot she didn't have wings and fell three stories to crash into the ground with a sickening thud.
Vice Principal Luna gasped in shock staring down at the prone girl. She whipped around to her sister sitting at the desk.
“Tia call and ambulance!!.......” Luna shouted only to be cut off by a louder shout. She looked back out the window her jaw dropping.
“SUNSET SHIMMER, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!” bellowed Twilight as she took off running after the fleeing thief.
Luna blinked looking down at the spot the young trespasser had hit, then at the figure as she ran around the buildings corner after Sunset.
Luna stepped back and closed the window and moved over to drop into the chair in front of her sisters desk, slumping over with a sigh.
“Give me one of those.” Luna demanded of her sister with an air of defeat.
“No.” Celestia pouted.
“Oh come on, you have eight of them!” Luna snapped.
Well, I guess rahs getting shot in the face with a missile for being "gojira" would fit his presumed 'theatre god' status.
Wrapping up next chapter? But the Dazzlings haven't gotten there yet! They need to get through the portal while Discord and Aqua are still on the other side!
Gods, Sunset is annoying.
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And then she became a great character after her reformation.
Is that uh... alternative case writing for death a reference? I know like, one other story that does it but that's deader than death ironically.
Guess the cross contamination from Equestria is rapidly spreading. Maybe because this Twilight is a god instead of just an alicorn. Considering Forgescale is a dragon dying of old age would take a long time
WHITE is a fun god
Pfffff hahaha omg the way twilight just face plants and goes get your ass back her after 3 stories is enough to convince Luna shes telling the truth
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Maby but she was still a bit whiny and annoying and didant do anything for a entire film at least bad sunset got stuff done
Also I call the sirens seeing rahas 2 twilights sunset getting her ass kicked spike and the other 5 there to stop any wayward explosions both shinys trying to keep sci twilight from feeling out and keeping normal twilight from kicking sunsets ass since she rapidly heals as rahas is in a heated rhetorical debate about actors in films and quotes with birdrahas and are like nope nope nope
Alright everybody, there is one major rule here. Do NOT ask Pinkie about what happened to the Androsynth.
I hope Sunset is kept around after this arc, she’s my favorite character
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That some one got that reference amuses me greatly.
Not asking for much are you
Yikes, how was this guy not dealt with before now
And terrible
I've heard Tahiti is a magical place
Being a bigger brother is a hard job no matter what world you're in.
Spike is da man of this story. No wonder he is the Game Master back home.
In most worlds the most frightening beings are almost always be PINK!
Tahiti is a magical place.
This sentence feels incomplete, like it should be finished with "SO I CAN BEAT IT PROPERLY!" And ten to one says she has a checklist for doing that.
... Poor Big Mac.
Pinkie's majors are Joy and Oaths. Her minors are pastries, music, parties, and preparation.
Who is it that Cthulhu checks under his bed for then answers the front door to get a face full of confetti and handed a Birthday Cake for? PINKIE!!!
As long as all three little Song Fish get through the portal by the end of all this we're all good
Spike certainly caught what Pinkie said. Now we wait to see what he'll do with that knowledge (most likely nothing, he's sane for a change).
Sure, finished in one more chapter... then some three more of epilogue
Discord and Linii's children should be allowed to come back home
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Aqua. Iinii is the Buffalo god.
...Her ass is grass, isn’t it?
...Pinkie is an inter-dimensional being that has avatars in multiple worlds...?
Time to STUDY~~~~~~
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O M G such a fun chapter.
now just how much will get blown up?
Twi's first reformation. Rather fast, too.
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One happy family
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Do remember that Twilight is a young goddess and as such is able to bounce back from these things much faster than the older divine beings.
Also, she is running on pure rage.
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Trouble in Tahiti, indeed!
(And if anyone understands this reference, I love ya.)
I wonder if the Dazzling's are going to show up, or if they would be a problem to deal with at a later date....
I also wonder just how many problems Dumbass the Unshaven tossed or tricked into another dimension and then declared dealt with....
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I wonder if the reason if the Siren's are taking so long to show up is because they have children with them. And upon showing back up in Equestria, by being Demi Gods of a race without Gods will Ascend upon arriving due to having mortal of their race in tow requiring the need of a Siren God(s)
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She still has her Alicorn strength and durability.
She probably didn't even break any bones.
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THAT would be interesting.
Majors: Music and Song.
Minors: Tacos, manipulation, and charisma.
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Eldritch being. Manifestation from the void beyond.
Well......This is getting a tad bit........Lovecraftian
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Twi is also a God, Forgescale did the same thing to get back to Equestria
Seriously, this Sunset really needs to get slapped about for a good bit. She's not even being smart about things now...
At this point, I half expect to end up with two Shinings, an alicorn and a unicorn Twilight, a moon dog Rahs and (perhaps) a griffon Rahs, and two Spikes coming back through that mirror with Sunset in cuffs and/or traction. Hopefully also accompanied by the Dazzlings since from their brief scene earlier their primary goal is just going to be to go home.
pinkie is a benevolent Entity ala Worm-verse? Headcanon accepted.
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Lol
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Pinkie is Pinkie...nuff said...
Alright... how much worse is Luna's day going to get? And how long till she realizes all she needs to do to get rid of her headache is hand over the damn crown?
So... another case of being more worried about what the talking dog said then the fact it's a talking dog? Guessing he dissed either apples, or her family in some way.
Oh... ow..... you do realize it is likely only the fact Fluttershy is within smiting distance that kept AJ from punting you out the nearest window, right Spike?
Ah, yeah that scene writes itself, no real need to say more.
Okay, either trying to run SpikeOS on a canine CPU is causing errors, or RD doesn't quite get it. You aren't a buffer, you are lightning rods.
Wait.....what?
Yeah, it's bad when the talking dog who comes from a world that has never heard the phrase 'social media' is better able to tell what is going on after ten minutes of you all bitching at each other then you idiotic have in the last several years. Now just shut up and obey the dog.
Who is giving one hell of an epic rant..... nice job Spike!
Wow........ yeah..... they are teenagers......
Only till she finally gains access to something explosive.
Oh, yay back to the fireworks!
Feeling a bit lower in power then usual? Or is the sun seeming to get brighter and brighter... almost like it's coming right for you?
... Okay story... that's some good dark humor.
Ah, yup, noticing some things missing it seems.
Okay, but..pain? Really?
I'd like an answer to that one too.
Ah, seems they had a history.
Pfffffft good timing. Alright, I've got 10 bits on Bleu!
1. Nice, get away from collateral damage.
2. SHORYUKEN!
Ah, okay then. Also.. guessing not exactly "Father of the Year" material.
Huh.... even White is getting involved? Or has gotten involved because he knows he will be getting involved?
Well... if you ever needed to know why Angel can be so utterly terrifying... we see where he gets it from.
And they just found a new pinata to smack open!
We are going full anime and it is glorious.
Hi Celestia!
Oh.... Luna..... and she's PISSED.......
Okay....... there's overkill... then there is...... HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF FAUST WHAT!? That can not be good for you know....the planet.
Ah, useful to have deities around to handle that kind of thing.
Ah, beating his ass down then tossing him into Tartarus then?
......... damn.......
Okay, Discord.. if you are going to end with something minor like that... and being Discord.... go for a dog joke, peeing on public lamposts or something.
... So Welsh really is the language of the damned? I KNEW IT!
Well, that ended quickly. But Luna got to vent some aggression at least.
Also, of course he's here too.
Ohhhhh boy, this is going to get fun. How long till they realize what is going on?
And how long till Bird!Rahs makes Dragon!Rahs look like and idiot?
Well, first one did not take long at all.
Wow....going right for the intimidate checks.... yeah Spike is not messing around with this.
Ah, he's just keeping in mind Maxim 17: "The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster."
Yeah, he's known Twilight way too long to not be freaked out right now.
Are we sure we can't come back here? This stuff is comedy gold!
Was worth a try at least. Not all the authority figures can be idiots and/or smart enough not to get involved.
Yeah, even I don't think Tina is really THAT stupid... she just REALLY wants to avoid the extra paperwork the other option would require.
See what you miss by not speaking Equish? Just think of all the theater references you could be dropping.... granted given the group you are around, pretty much nopony would get them who can't already understand you anyway. So Win/Win
Do not mess with a Joe's, Spike. Somethings are even worse to learn then anything about Pinkie Pie.
Okay....... maybe not quite THAT bad... ALL HAIL YPG-PINKOTH
Really, out of everything.. that should be the thing you find the least odd.
.......... I KNEW IT! I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS!!!!!!
It's been that kind of day.......
Also..... how does Celestia not have Cake as her portfolio by this point?
Yeah, not all of you can just let Chryssi burn away the fat on a semi-weekly basis.
Well at least that cuts things short. Grants she has to get past Rahszilla and Shiny to get away.
Demigoddess maybe, but not a full deity, no wings back home.....
Twilight however..... is.
Immortality has it's benefits.
Now.... just make Tia share some of that cake and try to forget this.
Well, time for one last chase scene, and Shimmy Shims to end up in the middle of all eight Sparkles and the Humane 5. Chaos on a level even Discord would be wary of to ensue.
This chapter shows how the concil enforces their laws...
With excessive firepower... Twilight would love to be on whatever team enforced it the most, wouldn't she?
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The thought of what's about to happen with what you said at the very bottom of your comment scares me.
This is too good.
That terrifies me a lot more than I thought it would.
Not surprised, but terrified.
Seriously Sunset has a literal goddess on her... Not surrendering is basicly suicide.
Sunset is running - Twilight is coming.
Sunset is walking - Twilight is coming
Sunset is resting - Twilight is coming
Sunset is fighting - Twilight is coming
Sunset is hurting - Twilight is coming
Sunset is exhasted - Twilight is still coming
First time Twilight died... How anticlimactic
Ahh, so pinkie is an Eldritch God i see. Not really suprised...
Never enjoyed Equestria girl more than this
PoWeR LeVeL's aRe BuLlShIt...
That line alone get you a like by default
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Indeed
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in every universe she is a eldritch being of power the eldritch gods are scared of her and have rule on how to avoid her
Demigods are the best there is of a race, but immortal only against time. They still need to watch out for sickness, death through violence and pay their taxes!
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