Apple Bloom wants to see her parents, the Cutie Mark Crusaders want their cutie marks, so they do the the only logical thing and try to raise the dead.
In the words of the immortal Gunnery Sargeant Hartman: "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?! Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!"
Uh..dude..I think you scarred me. This isn;t supposed to generate boners yet it did. should you continue. Yes you should. Should I reevaluate my life? Yes I should.
dude, what?
1454 that's about the right reaction
wat
WTF did i just read
I have no idea what I just read.
What the fuck is this shit and why am I still reading it?
>shitting disorder
>instant read
Me after the first sentance:
Me after the last sentance:
WHAT ON CELESTIA'S GREEN EARTH AM I READING?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!??!?!!
AND WHY THAT COVER PICTURE?!?!?!? IT DOESN'T HELP!!!!!!
Wut...
No.
Genious interpretation of brony phenomena or utter shit.
It's shit alright.
Dear author,
why does this text exists?
Your faithful reader Blumblight Spurkle
In the words of the immortal Gunnery Sargeant Hartman:
"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?! Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!"
Ahh, I love these crazy stories that make no sense. Always good for a what the fuck laughing fit.
Were you drunk or high when you wrote this?
False advertizing....
This fic.....EPIC FIAL!!!!
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Nah... just incredibly random and sort of awesome. Although very weird. Your spelling, however, was a doubly epic fail.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO ROFL RFOFLALMAMFAOFAOFOFOAFAFAOFOA!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HORROR! ONLY MOLLESTIA WOULD ENJOY THIS!
5/5
WTF? what is this? what kind of imagination should a person have to creat this kind of story& srsly
This is pretty awesome
keep it up
you are a genius. period.
wtf.
WHAT.
WHAT?
Ok ill get the bleach time to drink a whole cup full anyone else?
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oh my god.....WTF was that?
I need psychological help now. Thanks.
What in the fuck did I just allow myself to read and imagine?
This story is crazy! It just made me click on Internet Explorer.
Uh..dude..I think you scarred me. This isn;t supposed to generate boners yet it did. should you continue. Yes you should. Should I reevaluate my life? Yes I should.
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dude.......i cant stop laughing
CLOP TO PIC, STORY?
wtf what type of story is this it iis so random.
Well, there goes the rest of my night. I'm going to bed.
*blinks* Ummm..... dafuq did I just read?
Can I please do an audio reading of this? xD
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This should not expand dong.
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But it does.
Best fucking story ever
What the fuck ever
O M G lolololol
wtf.....derpy.....you hurt derpy......why did i read this.....
DX i thought it was funny at first chapter, but the Derpy hate, cannot handle