Fight the whelps! For the slaughter! Break their backs! Split them open! Gut them all! Flense the skin from their bones! Engulf them in pain! Blood for the Blood God!
Alright Mister Mcshufflebutt, This is what we do. They have a major disadvantage, you have hands and fingers(don't ask what these are) make your fingers wiggle around to distract them, and then you SMASH THEM WITH MAH HAMMAR! Or you could, I don't run away? maybe. I'm still going for the hammer.
FOCUS! we need focus people! There will be blood, plenty of it, but first we must ask them the question we needed. They will probably not answer any way. So when they try to stop us we strike them down as an example.
As for you young vengeance, Approach the soldiers calmly, ask the question, if they answer correctly ,proceed onward, if they refuse, Blood for the blood god. Do this and be rewarded. I wish to help you, but only if you help me.
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See, you should have edited that before I wrote the chapter...
Holy shit, you are actually writing.
Can he masturbate?
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He is a male organism so... yea. The character is technically capable. But it won't fucking happen.
2406239 Please make him drink his own cum c:
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Ok, but it'll be offscreen.
2406319 Awww.
Wait one fucking minute here
How the fuck did this get approved
Start parkouring.
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Your avatar perfectly captures your reaction.
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Lazy moderation?
2407428 Blind*
Fight the whelps! For the slaughter!
Break their backs!
Split them open!
Gut them all!
Flense the skin from their bones!
Engulf them in pain!
Blood for the Blood God!
Alright Mister Mcshufflebutt, This is what we do. They have a major disadvantage, you have hands and fingers(don't ask what these are) make your fingers wiggle around to distract them, and then you SMASH THEM WITH MAH HAMMAR! Or you could, I don't run away? maybe. I'm still going for the hammer.
We are chaos!!!
Chaos, ... Chaos is strong....
*loud maniacal laughter echoes through your feeble mind*
2409294 oops, I forgot to turn off the laughing gas
Steal the children then run away.
You need child labor if your sweatshop is ever to get off the ground.
2407583 Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! Slaves for Armok!
FOCUS! we need focus people! There will be blood, plenty of it, but first we must ask them the question we needed. They will probably not answer any way.
So when they try to stop us we strike them down as an example.
As for you young vengeance, Approach the soldiers calmly, ask the question, if they answer correctly ,proceed onward, if they refuse,
Blood for the blood god.
Do this and be rewarded. I wish to help you, but only if you help me.